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M!DB, Sapphire, non-smut revenge fic

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TW, rape but not eroticised












Sapphire's backstory is horrific and possibly contributed to her callous nature. My headcanon is that she was lying about killing the bandits who raped her, and was too ashamed to admit that she escaped without getting vengeance. To gain respect in the Guild, she tells anyone who knows about her kidnap that she slew them all in their sleep.

I want a non-sexual, non-romantic fic with a male DB who guesses this, and suggests that they both go hunting for the bandits to kill them. I'm mostly asexual, so not interested in healing sexytimes or romance, just revenge fic and platonic thiefy loyalty and friendship type stuff. Whether this helps Sapphire to come to terms with what happened to her is entirely up to the author.

Re: M!DB, Sapphire, non-smut revenge fic

[(Anonymous)]

I freaking adore everything in this prompt.

F!DB/Mercer Frey

[(Anonymous)]

Mercer is a spoiled brat, in a sense. He's always moaning and pouting and he usually gets what he wants. Brynjolf's new protégé isn't bad on the eyes and he has to admit that she gets things done. What if Mercer tries to make advancements on the DB only to be politely declined? His initial shock of rejection turns into anger because...no one says no to Mercer Frey. Maybe he stages a job for her just to get her alone?

What I want to see is a DB who pays no attention to Mercer (though we all know she's burning for him internally) and a Mercer whose not used to the rejection. Once he gets her alone and cracks the "I don't want you exterior", I want to see them fight for dominance.

I'd prefer a Breton DB but any humanoid race is fine.
Biting, roughness and oral are great~

Re: F!DB/Mercer Frey

[(Anonymous)]

Any squicks, OP?

F!Guard/Any dunmer... or all of the dunmer?

[(Anonymous)]

A Windhelm guard has become rather sympathetic towards the dunmer. One night she gets sent to break up a party in the Corner Club, after some Nords complain about the noise. Instead she ends up being coaxed into joining in, and things get interesting~

Either she ends up with one dunmer in particular (don't care who), or EVERYONE. IDEK, maybe there's a special dunmer holiday going on and everyone gets a little too into the festivities?

The lady guard will have to be a Nord, for obvious reasons.

Squicks - Bathroom stuff
Love - Multi-fills (ahahahahaha), dub-con, submissive men

Re: F!Guard/Any dunmer... or all of the dunmer?

[(Anonymous)]

>one dunmer
YES
>EVERYONE
YESSS
>submissive men
YESSSSS

F!DB + Any minor Thieves Guild m!member

[(Anonymous)]

Whoo. Excuse the long prompt, it's merely suggestions. The title is not very appealing either. Anyways, I recently joined the Thieves Guild for the fifth time and I fell in love with all the members in the Cistern. They're so...mysterious. Sure they have a history but there's probably more to them that could make them interesting.

I'd like to see a romance between the DB and any of the minor members be it; Cynric, Etienne, Garthar, Niruin, Ravyn, Rune, Thrynn or Vipir. I'm partial to Cynric, Garthar and Thrynn but anyone of them will do!

I have a few plot ideas for each one if you're interested but feel free to write whatever about whomever.

Cynric: While Cynric was in the High Rock prison, his prison mate adjacent to him was a close friend of the DB's. The DB broke her friend out, felt bad for Cynric as she was leaving and broke him out as well. He went back to the guild, promised himself he'd never get caught and went on with his life. Cue the DB joining the Thieves Guild...what happens next is up to the author.

Etienne: Say the DB saved him. He goes back to the cistern, hears all these stories about the Guildmaster and is terribly curious to see who it is. He goes out for a fairly easy job, goes to the flagon for a drink and is surprised to see his savior chatting it up with Delvin.

Garthar: He's new and apparently likes to fight. (Ex. Fighting with Vex for a bit, saying he wouldn't mind fighting her again. *wink wink*) What if he and the DB were sent out to rob the same house and both ended up fighting for the house's valuables. Things get rough and they both assume they'll never see each other again so...smut, maybe? Cue them both bumping into each other and cistern and having awkward feelings about the night before.

Niruin: Say that he and the DB were friends. They routinely practice marksman training together. DB brings some decent wine for them one day. They practice, talk, drink, practice some more annnnd cue the accidental kiss which may or may not turn into smut.

Ravyn: He mentions he used to be a part of the Morag Tong and how he made a pact with his fellow members that they'd reunite someday. Perhaps the DB was an ex member (assuming she's a dunmer as well.) and well...you can imagine the rest, right?

Rune: Rune & the DB are sent on a job together in a different hold. The DB breaks into homes while Rune spots her. Maybe this one could be more heartfelt? Perhaps Rune and the DB sit atop a roof and talk about the DB's past with him being all relative and then cue the smooching. ~

Thrynn: Ex-bandit clan member. The DB could possibly be a rival ex-bandit clan member as well. During their clan days, the two clans would always fight over who gets to keep what they stole from small villages. Thrynn & the DB always ended up fighting each other. They both left their clans, joined up with the Thieves Guild...imagine their surprise when they lock eyes again and their old scars start to sting. c;

Vipir: Vipir pick pocketed the DB before she joined the Thieves Guild. He ended up talking something of sentimental value from her. What happens once she joins the guild?

Yeah, I don't know anymore. Just show me some Thieves Guild member love...please?

Re: F!DB + Any minor Thieves Guild m!member

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my God, I want all of these. Im itching to do half of your bloody suggestions OP!

Niruin, Thieves Guild gigolo - repost

[(Anonymous)]

Seeing all these Thieves Guild prompts lately is making me dust off a prompt I posted in January, maybe someone will pick it up this time:

So there's this ambient conversation between Niruin and Rune:
Niruin: Hold a moment, Rune. What did you think about my idea?
Rune: Your idea to start a brothel, right? Do you want me to tell you exactly what I think?
Niruin: Well, yes! Please!
Rune: I think if Brynjolf catches wind of it, he'll boot you right out of here... so drop it already!

Let's see that brothel happen. Except this: let's pretend that Niruin didn't mean recruiting women to be prostitutes for the Thieves Guild, he meant he wanted to prostitute himself. Haelga's already getting around, but there are probably citizens in Riften who'd want a man's services instead...

Make it serious (as in he's actually in dire straits), make it funny (ever see that Flight of the Conchords episode?), whichever! If you need to involve other members of the Guild, that's cool, but I'm really here to see that honey-voiced redheaded* elf work his stuff. I MAY have a HUGE THING for Bosmer men.

Go nuts with kinks, I don't have many squicks except no non_con please.

*why yes I've taken his clothes off

Re: Niruin, Thieves Guild gigolo - repost

[(Anonymous)]

I want to do something for this. I'm not sure what though. I'm in the middle of a couple other prompts right now, but this does take my attention. I won't mind if other A!anons do it.

A Dragon's Comfort

[(Anonymous)]

So I've been reading up on the status effects after sleeping. If you go to sleep the same time as your spouse you get 'A Lover's Comfort'. What happens if the spouse of F!DB is a dragon? What if it's Paarthurnax? Odhaviing? maybe even Alduin!? All three!?

If it's Paarthurnax: How would DB get to sleep with said enlightened Dragon? Paarthurnax never seems to sleep.

If it's Odhaviing: Does DB use the Call Dragon shout to bring Odhaviing to her to have cuddly time?

If it's Alduin/All 3 Dragons: I want to see how the world eater would be able to take to fluff.

So I want fluff...lots and lots of fluff...So much fluff that I sleep comfortably for the rest of the month.

Props for using the dragon language during cuddly time.

F!DB can be Nord or Breton.

Also let it be somewhere cold...very cold...

Re: A Dragon's Comfort

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm, I like this one very much. I am really thinking about writing this. How far is OP want the romance with the dragon and Breton to go? Were you looking for more than just cuddling?

Call of the Blood 4.5/?

[(Anonymous)]

this story is fantastic, you are building the story well, is intriguing and exciting! please update as soon as possible!

drunken anon is drunk.

[(Anonymous)]

So this anon just got very drunk and wants smutttttt. So I beg the 8 and 1 one for sweet smut. I want argonians and fucking. Even just fluff. Fuck it, I want Ondolemar (with a capital O) GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE ME THE FUCKING HOTTEST FUCKING THING EVEr!

:D xxxxxx



In return I will give you smut. I will give you the fucking sweetest sex for whatever you give me in return. I promise!!!!

Re: drunken anon is drunk.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never even read a story about Ondolemar, but this challenge is too good to pass up.

Let me get really drunk and fill this. BRB.

Caught by a Jarl

[(Anonymous)]

I was just sneaking around the Jarl of Marakath's room during a job for the thieves guild. I turned around l and saw that he was very close to where I was crouching. And I thought what would happen if he woke up.

I want a F!Dovahkiin, mer or man, caught by one the male jarls while she's stealing from them. I prefer Jarl Balgruuf, but the others are okay.

Bonuses: Rough sex, table or wall, the bed is okay too, and if in the end the Jarl in question allows her to keep the things stolen, and at the end if she comments about doing this again.

Squicks: bathroom related, blood play, non con.

Re: Caught by a Jarl

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO... So tell me are you a mind reader? :D I was just stealing off of Balgruuf and was checking him out while playing. Then this post just shows up.

Yeah I gotta fill this one. I'll work on it tonight.

prompt request: M!Khajiit and F!DB

[(Anonymous)]

Long story short: I want me some kitty love. Maybe the DB is sick of J'zhargo being a pretentious ads; maybe Kharjo is drunk and she has an Amulet of Mara on, whatever you want OP, just make it sexy!

Breton or khajiit DB preferred, but I don't care as long it's not Altmer or Nord. squicks are bathroom play. Fluff preferred.

F!DB/Dragon

[(Anonymous)]

A story for either of these, or both:
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Re: F!DB/Dragon

[(Anonymous)]

Once I am done with one of my stories I might just do this one. Is there any particular dragon you want? Did you want a back story leading up to those pics? Or just straight smut?

16 Accords of Madness

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone feel like writing a short story in the style of Elder Scrolls Lore?

There are three books in the game called 16 Accords of Madness, which describe Sheogorath's adventures with other Daedric Princes. Volume VI deals with Hircine, Volume IX with Vaermina, and Volume XII with Malacath.

But that still leaves another 13 stories which are unwritten in the game! What did Sheogorath do with Azura, or Sanguine? What about Molag Bal? Pick your favourite Daedric Prince and tell us what Sheogorath did to drive them insane!

Balgruuf sneaks off to the Pub!

[(Anonymous)]

There's a scene which plays between Balgruuf and Irileth in Dragonsreach, which goes as follows:

Irileth: "Balgruuf, did you slip out again last night for a drink at the Bannered Mare?"

Balgruuf: "Heard about that, did you? Yes, I went out for a pint or two. What of it?"

Irileth: "These secret visits to the tavern will make you an easy target for an enemy assassin. You should have told me first."

Balgruuf: "Damn it, woman, I'm the Jarl of Whiterun! I won't apologize for talking to my people. You can't protect me every moment of the day."

Clearly, this demands a story. Why is Jarl Balgruff sneaking off to the Bannered Mare behind his housecarl's back? Is it really just for "a pint or two", or does he have an ulterior motive? Do the other customers recognise him? Is this a regular thing? What would happen if he was caught (e.g. by "an enemy assassin")?

Gen, crack, and romance are all okay, though I would prefer a happy ending. My only real squicks are non-con and character death.

Re: Balgruuf sneaks off to the Pub!

[(Anonymous)]

I want him to meet Sam (aka Sanguine) so bad...

[(Anonymous)]

ooooh, I absolutely have to see more of this!

[(Anonymous)]

Hrn. All I can see is 1.4. Title sayd 2.8, but nothing is there. Dam your lies, Kinkmeme!

F!Listener/Arnbjorn - AU where Arnbjorn survives

[(Anonymous)]

So this anon has been facinated and smitten with Arnbjorn since forever. What I want is a story where Arnbjorn survives the attack on the Sanctuary. After, in the Dawnstar Sanctuary he falls for the Listener and the two end up together. Or at least fuck. Obviously since he loved Astrid very much there would be lots of angst on his end. Possibly on the Listener's end too, as she knew how much Arnbjorn and Astrid loved each other. I would prefer if there was feelings on both ends and preferred races (but not nessecary) for the Listener are Nord or Breton. Squicks are: watersports, scat play, non-con (which includes one character getting the other drunk in order to sleep with them), sexual coercion, or anything too violent (like slapping or broken/dislocated body parts).

[(Anonymous)]

This is so cute!! Her denial of any feelings towards him makes me sad though ;n; Moar, plz!

The Moot (The Rise of Dovahkiin Empire)

[(Anonymous)]

The moot for High King of Skyrim doesn't go as expected for Jarl Ulfric and Jarl Elisif, rather the Dragonborn, whether by royal or common birth is chosen to be next high king/queen. As the thane of all the holds as well as the hero of the common people, who better than the Savior of Skyrim? Choose as you see fit on which side of the Civil War, or make your own side. Hijack the throne,after all you did save the world.

Are they a Nord or are they another race, how would that work? Does the Dragonborn have secret affiliations, such as The Theives Guild or The Dark Brotherhood? Are they a werewolf or vampire? Will the Dovahkiin lead Skyrim to great riches or ruins?

It would probably be easier to have a Het. relationship in relation to progeny but if you could somehow make slash work, it would be greatly appreciated. If you have a single dragonborn, will they marry for convenience and alliances or for love? I hope for a long story but even a short one would be amazing.

Re: The Moot (The Rise of Dovahkiin Empire)

[(Anonymous)]

Potential A!A here is really interested in this and may or may not be writing this soon.

Sexy Rituals of Aedra and Daedra.

[(Anonymous)]

With a variety of faiths in Skyrim under the sun, you would assume that the religions have some form of rituals in each faith. Sex magic and rituals are what I'm leaned for, whether under Dibella, Sanguine, or even Molag Bal. Any pairings even OCs! Squicks are excessive bloodplay(Don't want them bleeding to death!) and character death or mutilation(no amputated finger or other extremities!). Would be interesting to have some filthy sexytimes with Peytite and his Allicted. Or maybe a fertility ritual!

Uncoventional Bard

[(Anonymous)]

I want a female Bard (of preferable Imperial descent) who is breaking taboos of music, creating new instruments and ways of playing music. I want her to join the Bard College only to be kick out for her innovations and breaking Nordic traditions. Down on her luck, she find few people interested in her music and is left to find other ways of income. After her struggles, she create a musical revolution of Skyrim and all of Tamriel!

make love not war a.k.a. the peace council that turned into an orgy

[(Anonymous)]

cracky porn prompt ahead!

The Dragonborn is quite the sex-loving pacifist, and is very disappointed that everyone in Skyrim is all war, and no looove (probably that's why they are always in such a bad mood). Being happily married themselves (to an NPC of your choice, gender and race of the DB don't matter) and faithful to their spouse, there is not much they can do.

Until the peace council happens; it's an opportunity to kill all the birds with one stone. Or, in this case, with sex-pollen, aphrodisiacs, cheesy porn music (bard college students need to pay their rent too) etc., turning the peace council into one giant orgy.

Bonus points: the very, very awkward peace negotiations in the morning after, with the DB providing innuendo-laden comments from the side.

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