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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

Comments

F!OrcDB/Brynjolf

[(Anonymous)]

I wants it. I needs it! Fluffy, angsty, non-conny, whatever you like. Doesn't matter to me, good Anons. Orc ladies just need more love.

Human Female Dragonborn Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

After escaping from Helgen, the Dragonborn isn't prepared for the dangers in Skyrim. Those dangers then physically and mentally scar the Dragonborn, and recovery is very difficult.

Focus on the recovery phase would be greatly appreciated, but is not mandatory.

Otherwise, feel free to go wild.

Re: Human Female Dragonborn Non-con

[(Anonymous)]

As a lover of Non-con, seconded!

Faction Shenanigans

[(Anonymous)]

What it says on the tin. Looking for shenanigans taking place in the factions, which I always found to be fun, but kinda lacking in character depth. Maybe, if Thieves Guild, they go on a heist? Or, if College of Winterhold, they just play pranks on Ancano, or torment Urag. The choice is yours. Your PC can be any race, any gender, het or slash. I just want hilarious times to happen, and the characters of your chosen faction to have more depth. Bonus points: if you write it kinda like The Office, or something similar. Idk, just some kind of surreal work-place comedy. I just see that being hilarious... Oh Bonus BONUS points: if you can work kinks in.

Country Bumpkin

[(Anonymous)]

I had this really adorable idea when I played as a Bosmer and used Faendal as my follower.

Maybe Faendal has travelled around Skyrim quite a bit, before settling down in Riverwood. So F!Bosmer comes along having escaped Helgen and helps him with Carlotta. He offers her a favour, and she asks him travel with her. He thinks she means show her the way to Whiterun. she thinks it mean: Personal Guide to Skyrim.

Only thing is she's fresh from Valenwood. And Skyrim doesn't get more different to Valenwood.

I see her wandering around Markarth being extremely nosy and Faendal frantically running after her like "you can't just run around asking questions!" or running after her in Riften going "You can't just report the Thieves Guild/Maven Black-Briar like that!", "You can't just waltz into Ulfric Stormcloak's palace and demand an audience!" (even though you can)

Just this total country bumpkin Bosmer who's come to Skyrim and proceeds to break social etiquette and cause general offense wherever she goes. With Faendal trying to clean up behind her and make sure she doesn't get herself killed; all because she helped him out once.

And maybe along the way there's a chance he cares less about Carlotta and more about this socially-oblivious Bosmer? When the time comes his favour is up, maybe he doesn't want to leave?

SO much love/sweetrolls/cheese/internets if someone fills this :3

Only kinks that I wouldn't like: non-con, bloodplay, and bathroom stuff.

Re: Country Bumpkin

[(Anonymous)]

This is too cute. I'd give this a crack but I've not rolled any mer, let alone Bosmer, and I'd get it all wrong.

So SECONDED! Please, good writeAnons, fill this!

Mercersexual

[(Anonymous)]

.... Guys. I have a problem. I-- I'm Mercersexual. Nothing and nobody else does it for me and guuuuh I need him like a burning

I... I'm honestly not sure what I'm even prompting here, I'm just trying to get my thobbing feelings across and ugh he's such a smug douchebag why do I even want him so badly

How do I save myself, anons?!

Re: Mercersexual

[(Anonymous)]

... Oh and for more information other than fuck me Mercer I guess this nonny should mention that they're into dubcon (it's Mercer; 90% of everything he does would at least start out dubcon XD), bondage, violence/pain/knifeplay/anything vaguely rough and pain related, edging, forced orgasms, and a host of other generally kinky stuff.

The only thing this nonny is probably not okay with is lots of fluff, but somehow given the subject matter I don't think it'd be too much of an issue

Thank you anons, for putting this lowly Nonny's loins at ease!

Stormcloaks' Wives/Thalmor

[(Anonymous)]

Ok, so I had this idea that if the Imperials won the civil war, the Thalmor (being the delightfully cruel bastards they are) would decide to torture any Stormclock prisoners they have. But not physically.

Instead, they would fuck their wives in front of them to show them how superior Altmer males are compared to Nords.

- Bonus if the wives hate the Thalmor because they can't stop themselves enjoying all the sexy even with their husbands watching them (dub-con that started out as non-con maybe...?)
- And EXTRA bonus if the Thalmor leader takes particular interest in Ulfric's wife (could be F!DB or any female, I don't mind)
- And EXTRA EXTRA bonus if all the action takes place in one room (Ulfric's at Palace of the Kings?)

Sorry for the rambling post and if anyone fills this, they will have my eternal love!

F!DB/giants, size-kink, cum-play/kink, breeding/mating [TW: dub/non-con, beastiality sort of?]

[(Anonymous)]

Giants tend to attack if you get too close to them, but are otherwise peaceful as long as you keep your distance and don't go attacking mammoths.

Some way, some how, a f!db finds out she has something of a size kink, and that if a giant lets you close without sending you into the stratosphere, it's for a very particular purpose.

However it starts, I would like to see a f!db absolutely wrecked with pleasure by the end of it - anon is fine with dub-con and non-con, and is fine with a f!db of any of the man/mer races.

Bonus points: Messy cumplay (seriously, the messier it is, the better), groupsex/giant gangbang, forced orgasm.

Squicks: scat, watersports, gore, snuff.

(I am so not sure how the hell to word this sort of request XD)

Re: F!DB/giants, size-kink, cum-play/kink, breeding/mating [TW: dub/non-con, beastiality sort of?]

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds fucking glorious.

Imperial M!DB/Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

It always makes me sad that Ulfric has to die when the Imperials capture Windhelm. So here's what I want to see: instead of immediately dying, Ulfric is put in prison (possibly just to await his death), where the Dragonborn visits him and starts to feel a little sympathetic.

What happens from there is up to you! I'd prefer men or elves for the DB's race, and please no non-con.

Re: Imperial M!DB/Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

I always felt kinda bad killing Ulfric at the end, too. So I'm totally going to try and fill this. Am using an Imperial M!DB, if that's cool.

Arnbjorn/DB/Astrid

[(Anonymous)]

I thought of this earlier and figured that maybe some of the lovely people here might be interested as well. (Or not, but might as well see.)

I'm not picky, nor do I have any actual plot idea for this. Just, somehow Astrid and Arnbjorn and the DB all get together and do the sorta stuff that always goes down on kinkmemes. DB can be any gender or race (I'd prefer male, but either way is cool), and just about any kink is fine by me. Bonus if Astrid is a bit (or a lot) of a dom, though.

Squicks are the general: no watersports/scat/excessive blood, no noncon/dubcon.

Re: Arnbjorn/DB/Astrid

[(Anonymous)]

This might be relevant to your interests, "We Know" by Zute.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7936121/1/We-Know

Cicero doms the hell out of somebody

[(Anonymous)]

Cicero is very possessive so when somebody flirts with his lover, he proceeds to fuck the daylights out of said lover.

bonuses
lover is male
lover is slightly smaller in body than Cicero (i always see Cicero with someone taller like to see a change)
everyone else in dark brotherhood hears

i no like
non-con
bathroom stuff
and blood play

Astrid/DB/Arbjorn

[(Anonymous)]

(I could've sworn I posted this last night, but it doesn't seem to be there so I guess I'll try again.)

This just popped into my mind yesterday but I'm absolute crap at writing so I decided to see if anyone here was interested as well. Pretty much my only specification is who. DB can be any race, gender (I'd like male but female is cool too), whatever. Any time period is cool (or if you simply want to ignore that, that's fine as well.) Just make the DB get down and dirty with Astrid & Arnbjorn.

Bonus if Astrid is a bit (or a lot) dominant.

Squicks are bathroom stuff, snuff, etc. Basically anything you'd have to spend a few hours to find porn of is a no-no. But BDSM stuff is perfectly good.

Re: Astrid/DB/Arbjorn

[(Anonymous)]

(Oops. Of course it shows up after I retype it. Sorry!)

F!Vampire!Dragonborn/Aela the Huntress

[(Anonymous)]

Break the time-honored rivalry of vampires and werewolves and bring these two together!

The Chasing Game (1/?)

[(Anonymous)]

Hope you like it, OP. I'll try to update quickly, but I have work and stuff, so yeah. How much blood-play do you want in this, by the way? I'm planning on a moderate amount, but I can add more if you want.

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Aela knew from the moment she stepped inside the walls of the crumbling fortress that something was wrong. It was too quiet. The courtyard was completely deserted. No sentries patrolled the raised walkways, and the cooking fire in the center of the yard had been allowed to burn out unchecked and was now steadily being covered with snow. A quick sniff of the cold air told the huntress all she needed to know. Blood. Someone had gotten here first.

"Blood on the wind," muttered Skjor beside her. "Hope we aren't too late."

Aela nodded. After months of chasing leads, the Circle had finally traced one of the final fragments of Wuuthrad to some smugglers rumored to be holed up in this old fortress near Windhelm, and Aela had set out immediately with Skjor to retrieve it.

"Come on," said Aela, drawing her bow and taking point.

They crept through the stone halls silently, their wolf-enhanced senses alert for any signs of movement. As they descended lower into the fortress, they began to encounter bodies. From the smell, they were several days old. Upon further investigation, they found that while most of the bandits seemed to have died from precise knife wounds to the neck and chest, several of them appeared to have had their throats ripped out violently.

"Looks like some kind of animal," observed Skjor as he examined one such victim, wrinkling his nose at the smell. "I'd say werewolf, but the bite isn't big enough."

Aela narrowed her eyes as suspicion began to grow in her mind, but remained silent. They made their way down to the old dungeons in the bowels of the fortress, and there they found the bandits' hold for stolen cargo. The goods looked untouched for the most part, but the fragment of Wuuthrad was not among them. In one of the side chambers, however, through a door whose lock appeared to have been blasted open, the pair located what was left of the smugglers' treasury. There were several chests along the walls, all empty of whatever gold or jewels they had contained, and off to the side was a haphazard pile of tarnished silver, clothing, and cheap copper jewelry, which the thief had obviously cast aside during his or her picking through of the room. Also left behind despite their value were several sets of polished steel armor and a rack of fine elven weapons.

In the center of the room there was also a wooden desk, and on that desk was a single orange flower placed atop a neatly folded piece of parchment. Skjor was the first in the room, and he picked up the paper and flower curiously.

"It's… addressed to you," said the old wolf in confusion. Sure enough, written in long, flowing strokes were the words "Aela the Huntress."

Aela, however, seemed relatively unsurprised. Shaking her head, she took the letter and the flower, muttering, "Dragon's Tongue. I might have known." The message inside was short and written in the same neat handwriting.

Lost something, Night-Sister? You know where to find me.
-Warmest regards, C.

"That little minx. What's she playing at?" she huffed, and Skjor couldn't tell whether she was angry or amused. Perhaps it was both. He took the letter and read it for himself, then growled gruffly, "I'll be damned. She always did like her little games, didn't she? Always pops up where you least expect it, that one. Well, it looks like we're off to Riften."

"Not we, Skjor," replied Aela firmly. "This is between me and her. You head back to Jorrvaskr and let the others know I'll be there with the fragment in a few days."

Skjor furrowed his silvery eyebrows and said, "Are you sure that's a good idea? Riften isn't exactly friendly territory, especially with the Guild back up and running."

"I'm more than capable of handling a few thieves," sniffed Aela deprecatingly.

"It's not thieves I'm worried about."

Smirking, Aela shook her head. "Oh, I can handle our little friend just fine. If she wanted to kill me, she would have done it already. I don't know what she's up to, but I'm willing to play her game for now. Besides, she and I have a lot of catching up to do."

Ondolemar damns it all! Ondolemar/humanF!DB

[(Anonymous)]

Ondolemar thinks he's so mer-amazing, he believes Altmer are much superior and awesome and hot... until he falls in love with our young and adorable, Nord/or/Imperial Dragonborn.

Confuzzles ensue.

Could anyone give it to me? I ask for a love story between the pompous High Elf and a young, human Dragonborn.

I love me some size kink, so if you can throw that in there, I would love you forever, but mostly I want to see how he reacts to his own feelings and everything around him crumbling because of that!

Any kind of ending is fine with me.

Re: Ondolemar damns it all! Ondolemar/humanF!DB

[(Anonymous)]

I need to *not* fill this, despite how amazingly wonderful this prompt is, and I love all it stands for, as this anon has too many fills currently.

Seconded like burning!

Please someone *u*

Stormcloak sympathizing M!DB/Elisif, angst

[(Anonymous)]

(Nord!)M!DB has a lot of issues. And for some reason, he also really hates the Empire. A lot. But then he ends up in Solitude and does the Potema quests because hey, why not? The pay is good. And when Elisif asks him to bring Torygg's horn to the Talos shrine he doesn't really see a reason not to, since he intended to go in that direction next, anyway.

But when he reports back to Elisif during his next trip to Solitude, she's terribly nice to him. And talks about making him a Thane. And he overhears her wanting a parade, and isn't that just so adorable? Except... he supports the Stormcloaks. He was fully intending to join them one of these days. And now he feels terribly, terribly guilty about it.

So, what does the Dragonborn do? Will he win Ulfric the crown, but feel forever guilty? Will he throw himself at Elisif's feet afterwards and beg for forgiveness? Will he refuse to ever take a side? Will he fall for her and set aside his hatred to help her? Or will he fall for her but be unable to do so?

While I'd prefer a Nord for this, I won't say no to a non-Nord.

DB/Anyone, Devotion

[(Anonymous)]

This is something I've been interested in requesting for a while. Imagine that the Dragonborn is in a position of servitude to another person. By servitude I mean something a bit like a housecarl or bodyguard, and this servitude is for life (or until otherwise terminated). How would this change the dynamics of the game, if the Dragonborn were sworn to protect someone and had to drag them along everywhere? Was Helgen the charge's fault? Do people constantly think that the Dragonborn's charge is the Dragonborn? It would be interesting to explore just how the Dragonborn came to serve this person, as well. Everything is, of course, left up to the potential filler.

What I would also love to see is an exploration of their relationship. The Dragonborn should be entirely devoted to the well-being and safety of their client on not just a physical, but emotional, understanding as well. Between them is a very strong bond, strong enough that they are effectively more than their titles of protector and protectee. Maybe it begins as something platonic, or maybe one has feelings for the other but is afraid to admit it. Key here is consent, of course - I would like both to treat each other with respect, though maybe the Dragonborn is put off by a somewhat snarky, superior attitude from their charge that makes it seem they don't respect their bodyguard.

I don't have any requirements for the sexins, but I would love to see it if you wrote it. :) My only squicks are violence and dub- or non-con. Likewise I don't have any preferences for the race or gender of the Dragonborn or their charge, but I am particularly fond of Dunmer and Altmer (mm, personal battlemage!). The charge could be anyone - an NPC would be preferred, obviously, but do what you must to make it work! I don't care whether it's het or slash, whatever floats anyone's boat floats mine as well.

Long prompt is long.

Re: DB/Anyone, Devotion

[(Anonymous)]

I have an idea for this... May try filling if I have the time. If not, definitely seconded!

do you not have any preference slash/het at all?

dicks dicks dicks

[(Anonymous)]

There are a couple of offhand comments in the lore (of questionable veracity but pretty much everything in the lore is disputable so just go with it for porn's sake here) to the effect that elves generally have larger cocks than the races of men.

You don't say.

I propose a literal dick measuring contest, between man and mer. Losers sub for the winners. kinks are big cocks (obviously) and deepthroat of said big cocks, gangbang/group sex, and I'm into the slender magey-thiefy types rather than the big fighty types. I don't really care how you set it up--non-con, dub-con, or everything's consensual, whatever--and involve whatever NPCs or OCs or DBs that you like, my one condition on this is that I would prefer no Thalmor high elves used, mostly because they already get a lot of love... but if you have an idea for this that requires Thalmor, eh, I can deal with it.

Re: dicks dicks dicks

[(Anonymous)]

I second literally every point made in this prompt.

M!DB + Calder - taking care of a sick housecarl

[(Anonymous)]

Male Stormcloak Dragonborn comes home to Hjerim only to discover that Calder is very (but not seriously) sick (think the flu or something). Being the nice guy and caring friend that he is, the Dragonborn puts "Taking care of Calder" at the top of his to do list. Calder is mortified at not being able to perform his normal housecarl duties, but is too weak to fight the Dragonborn off as he looks after him. Friendship and fluff, pretty please!

Bonus points for Ulfric finding out and having chicken soup delivered to Hjerim, either as a pure act of kindness or because he hopes it'll make Calder better sooner so the Dragonborn can do important Stormcloak things instead.

Re: M!DB + Calder - taking care of a sick housecarl

[(Anonymous)]

THIS. I need this in my life, like yesterday.

Sane!Cicero/F!DB

[(Anonymous)]

Alternate reality with a "sane" Cicero and his relationship as Keeper with the Dragonborn Listener. Would love to see him written as dark and intense. Would also love it if his relationship with the Listener was all dark, twisted love and obssession (and she feels the same) where he is dominate or has the upperhand.

Nord/Imperial/Breton race pref for DB.

Squicks: Scat, character death, humiliation

F!Werewolf!DB/M!Werewolf!Spouse + Sinding

[(Anonymous)]

Okay this prompt has been pootling around my brain for a while - I can't recall seeing one like it here.

What I would love is for a F!Dragonborn who has the Beast Blood and has a Companion Werewolf Spouse to have some truly epic sex. And after the epic sex she realises she's pregnant with a were!baby. And she freaks out, leaving Jorrvaskr to figure out how she'll deal with motherhood and stuff. Eventually she ends up in Bloated Man's Grotto, using Hircine's Ring to keep the Beast Form as much of the time as she can, while bonding and being bros with Sinding.

Companion!Werewolf!Spouse eventually follows her trail to the Grotto. What happens next?

Bonuses: Breton or Imperial DB for size kink shenanigans (maybe why she likes being werewolf while carrying a MASSIVE Nord!baby *cough*or massive Nord!twin!babies*coughcough*)

Sinding giving her lessons in how to be a werewolf - whether she needs them or not (I imagine repeated "I *know*, Sinding! *eyeroll*")

Lots of horny preggo!sex in a variety of positions, with DB topping from the bottom and being all bossy.

Were!Puppies!!!!

Please Anons? I love the idea, but I can't do it justice with the fills I'm working on. *were!puppy-eyes*

Re: F!Werewolf!DB/M!Werewolf!Spouse + Sinding

[(Anonymous)]

*cough* OP here *cough*

Anon meant the topping from the bottom kink for a different prompt on another kmeme. Any WriteAnons can use kink of own choice for pretending not to see the Anonfail.

Children of Men inspired prompt (any/f!any)

[(Anonymous)]

Long prompt is long.

So, a smidge of back story on CoM so you know what I'm talking about. Basically, it's a movie where women have stopped having babies. Just, completely, no babies(not of their own accord) This has resulted in everyone having this weird obsession with kids because there aren't any anymore; it's to the point of like a cult following. (Everyone knows, down to the DAY, when the last child was born (22 years, 3 months, 6 days, etc.)) And there's this war between two factions. Well, this one lady ends up pregnant, and all hell breaks loose, with those two sides vying for her since OBVIOUSLY, if you have the mother and child, you have the people. Have the people, have the war.

And while I know this is simply due to the game developers not wanting to take the time and vary up the ages, but it's like, adults of varying ages, and 10 year olds. Skyrim's not exactly hospitable. There's not even a mention of an infant. I've seen bigger stretches on the meme.

For the sake of coherency, I will be writing the actual prompt with an F!DB+M!LI, but will label the deviations I am a-okay with at the end.

So, F!DB lives in Skyrim, and there's this undercurrent of worry about the fact that ladies just shut down their reproductive bits around ten years or so ago. They settle down with an M!LI of choice, and the war is still going, because of reasons.

Welp, she winds up pregnant, and all of Skyrim looses their shit. What happens next? You tell me! Is there a cult following with offerings of sweet roles? People putting offerings on her to her husband in the hopes she'll be sold so they can have a child of their own? Thalmor or Stormcloaks get to interested in F!DB's affairs?

TL;DR: DB lives in Skyrim during the war, and for some reason, there haven't been children for over ten years. Cue DB being pregnant- how does Skyrim react?

Deviations that are a-okay;
M!DB+F!LI
F!DB+F!LI (either sperm donor -despite the obvious flaw in this logic, but two ladies can hope, right?-, or someone has a penis. Whatever)
M!DB+M!LI+F!Surrogate of choice (again, ignore the obvious flaw in logic if that's the path you want to take)

Race=unimportant. Bring on the beast races if that's what you're feeling.

Squicks: Bathroom things, M!preg. Sorry ._.

Bonus round*optional*: LI gets serious shit from the community for sleeping with their pregnant DB (it might hurt the baby!)

Re: Children of Men inspired prompt (any/f!any)

[(Anonymous)]

And then DB gives birth to triplets, just for the fun of it :D

Seriously, this has so much potential! Especially if people were conflicted about this. I mean, what are their options?

1. DB doesn´t fight Alduin and the world ends.
2. DB fights Alduin, possibly looses her child and life in the process, no new kids get born, people die out and the world ends (for people anyway).

New war? Instead of Thalmor vs. Stormcloak vs. Imperial (vs. Forsworn vs. Dragons...) we could get those who want to see DB fight Alduin:
- Blades, because it´s their "duty" to make sure the Dragonborn fights Dragons
- Thalmor, because as Elves who literally live for thousands of years, 10 years gap isn´t so tragic for them, they´d barely notice. What should they care if people die out anyway?

On the other side, against the DB fighting Alduin?
- Imperials - No new Imperial citizens means a useless Empire, no new people to steal money from (I mean taxes, of course, sorry about the typo), Empire easily conquered by Thalmor or pretty much anyone who wants to conquer it. Free land for taking.
- Stormcloaks - they do everything for their country... and for their people. Who will they fight for in 30 years? The ELVES? Bah! Go have babies, woman and let Uncle Ulfric take care of things. Women shouldn´t be fighting anyways.

It would be an interesting angle, no? Ulfric playing the "Old Nord Hero", perhaps he´ll try to do the same as Felldir did once - instead of wasting time on an old but useless crown, he tries to find the Elder Scroll and use it to send Alduin forward in time again?

Or, since HE CAN SHOUT TOO, he´ll try to learn the new shout extra fast to defeat Alduin himself? :3 And Tullius would help him. Maybe promise to "spare him and let past misdeeds go" (leave Skyrim to do what they want and quit the war) if Ulfric gets rid of Alduin instead of DB. Ulfric and Tullius working together :D Tullius uses his contacts to find the Scroll, persuade Balgruff to allow ulfric into Dragonsreach and to trap Odahving there, Ulfric does the deed and saves the world...

So. Much. POTENTIAL!

Someone PLEASE write this!

(Long post is long)

Just crack

[(Anonymous)]

I can't be the only one who's cursed with that 'no smut' mentality of everyone around them. I can go days without any human contact, but the moment I open a writing program to get stuff done I'm suddenly popular. The heck?

I want someone suffering exactly that.

The Dragonborn writing a letter to their LI, a Jarl writing a report, an alchemist working on a new formula, Sanguine writing his own porn. Anything, really. The moment they put that feather on paper dragons attack, a mammoth breaks through their door, or someone else shows up poking their nose into things that are none of their business.

They can freak, they can refuse to help, they can silently leave and burn down the next city to calm their nerves, or they literally end up eating their unfinished pages.

Anything, really. Go nuts.

Re: Just crack

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, I think you must be me.

Seconded, just for Sanguine writing his own porn. Sanguine created kinkmemes!

F!Human!Silencer/Vicente Valtieri

[(Anonymous)]

Gah! I just can't get this pairing out of my head. In my head, Lucien Lachance has nothing on the resident vampire of Cheydinhal. I want a good, smutty/fluffy fic where the human Silencer falls head over heels for him and Lucien is jealous. Preferably the fic would start out before she knows him or right when she's meeting him for the first time ;)

Bonuses if Vicente says, "You are like a dark gift from the Night Mother herself" and "Do not let my appearance...unnerve you", and if the Silencer is a virgin who loses it to her new immortal lover.

Extra bonuses if Lucien tries to engage in some non-con with the less-than-willing Silencer.

Kinks: Biting, bloodplay, sexy coffin times, necking...and vampirism, of course!

Squicks: Necrophilia, bestiality, pooping, waterplay

Re: F!Human!Silencer/Vicente Valtieri

[(Anonymous)]

Definitely second this!

EvilF!NPC or F!DB / Goody-goody F!NPC or F!DB

[(Anonymous)]

For those who don't want to read what OP is babbling about:

Love triangle (sort of) with incredibly successful evil woman (Npc or DB) who is seeing an equally cunning/dangerous/wealthy man. Meets incredibly good other F!NPC or F!DB and is nice to them to keep up with appearances then slowly realizes they actually enjoy their company and Oh Gods, they find them horrendously attractive.

Bonus points! (Characters I think would be good for this promt)
Camilla Valerius (As Goodie two shoes)
Astrid + Arnbjorn (As evil duo, maybe they have a get away home in one of the major holds when they don't feel like being in the sancuary?)
Cicero (Maybe evil F!DB has a relationship of convenience with him?)

But any characters are cool, go wild. Just please no Guro or Scat.



Okay! Story time for anons who want to bear with me!
I was playing Sims 3 this morning, i've made lots of families that fill certain tropes and what-not but there are two families that amuse me the most and I play them often.

Family 1 is a brother and sister duo who are so tooth-achingly sweet you give you diabetes. Good, friendly, family-oriented, virtuoso, vegetarians who spend almost every waking moment brightening random sims days and donating to good causes.

"Family" 2 is a boyfriend/girlfriend crime duo that I made for each-other, evil, greedy, geniuses with compatible signs. The woman is in the political career track and the man is in crime.

I had intended for both the men of both these families to be enemies and for the women to have a catty off and on friendship.

I left the ladies of the family chatting in the art museum expecting a fight to break out when I came back from getting a drink... That's not what happened. I got back and they were suddenly on a date, REALLY enjoying each-other's company. My queen of crime's possible wants all switched from stealing candy from babies to going out on more dates and seeing movies with sweet simette.

My reactions were as follows:
"What???"
"Seriously sims?"
"Oh wow good thing Buddy (Evil's boyfriend)isn't here."
"..."
"This is kind of hot. Please do continue sims."

So yeah... Anything like this. Please. I need this like air.

Cat and Mouse

[(Anonymous)]

So this is my prompt:

F!DB (or just F!PC) have been sent to Skyrim by the leader of the Thalmor Resistance (there's totally a Thalmor Resistance...) to lay low after a rather public display of anti-Thalmor...ism. Maybe they blew up a Thalmor building, maybe they started a riot in Elsewyr, or assassinated an important political figure in Alinor/The Summerset Isles. Maybe they freed indentured Valenwood servants WHATEVER. The point is, the Thalmor are out for our little F!PC's blood and she has to go into hiding.

She decides to hide in the chaos of Skyrim, a place where there is little Thalmor involvement due to Ulfric Stormcloak's rebellion. Being a mage, she decides that the far-flung corner of Winterhold is a very safe place to hide.

Only... Ancano recognises her, or at least a description of her: or maybe she slips up and uses her real name. But he can't find a way of killing her without risking the trail leading back to him, and F!PC is afraid of killing him, because the Thalmor are out for her enough already and she really just wanted to hide. And so begins a dangerous game of cat and mouse! A full-of-kinks one.

Maybe they both try and fail a few times to have the other discretely assassinated. Maybe she calls Ancano out in front of others, trying to goad him into fighting her. Maybe they hold seemingly innocent conversations that are actually brimming with threats and double-meanings.In any case all roads lead to furious hate-sex.

Preferred race for the F!DB is any Aldmeri-occupied/recently-occupied land (so Bosmer, Redguard, Altmer, possibly Khajit) and any kinks are good apart from scat and non-con.

Would love to see some light humiliation, fights for dominance, dirty-talking, roughness, use of magic and a whole massive barrel of angst. Plus anything else A!Anon would like to add.

Long prompt is long. Apologies :(

Re: Cat and Mouse

[(Anonymous)]

UH, Ancano and plots???

UH YES.

Seconded!

Galmar Stone-Fist/F!DB Fisting

[(Anonymous)]

Well, his name's Stone-Fist after all. Let's find out what he can do with it :D

Re: Galmar Stone-Fist/F!DB Fisting

[(Anonymous)]

Lol I had the same exact thought the first time I saw Galmar's full name. Someone needs to fill this!