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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

Sheobaby

Date: 2013-01-18 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"OOOOOOO! I know what you want!"

Hands flung various objects out of a cupboard. By the time they hit the ground, they had turned into something else, many of which ought not to be described. The owner of the hands turned around, brandishing a wheel of cheese.

"Cheese!" The man cried. "Delicious, healthy, tasty, delicious Cheese." He pranced over to a table in the center of what shall be called the room, on which sat a baby making the various noises that babies make. It reached up with hands, grasping to get at the dairy delight.

"Oh you do want the cheese?" The man teased with a grin, holding the wheel just out of reach. The baby gurgled in the affirmative.

Laughing, he let the child take the cheese. While the baby ate, he picked her up and held her to him. He swayed it gently staring out at the portal. Small niggling doubts and suspicions ate at his mind like acid, but such was the manner of his mind that it made no difference to his outlook. Just another gust in a storm of disorganized ideas.

"Don't worry," he said cheerfully "mommy will come home soon. She just has to fight some big nasty dragon. Did I ever tell you about your mommy? Of course I did, but let me tell you again..."

Sheogorath started to walk away from the portal, swaying the child who was starting to fall asleep. As the mists of the Shivering Isle closed up around him, one could hear his sing-song voice telling a tale of dead kings and faithful servants and beautiful guests who just so happened to be your mommy dearest.

(Sheogorath because I -ing love Sheogorath.)

Re: Sheobaby

Date: 2013-01-19 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Passerby!Anon now wants to have Sheogorath's babies.

OP approves of this message.

Date: 2013-01-20 04:54 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
And enjoyed this very much :3

Re: OP approves of this message.

Date: 2013-01-24 04:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Glad y'all liked it.

-A!Anon

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