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I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

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From: (Anonymous)

This anon would love pure fluff of mom being away (or in the next room, or asleep. I wont be picky), and Daddy is given solo bonding time with their little bundle of joy.

Any race, any situation, any character. Don't care, just make it happen.

I want to have contracted diabeties from the sweetness by the time this is done <3

Multifills will be awarded cheese!

From: (Anonymous)

Inspired by the fact my F!DB married Aela and Lydia's my housecarl.

Any type of DB is fine as long as is female.

From: (Anonymous)

Having three male alpha werewolves in the Companions inner circle ends up being more than a little confrontational. Because the Harbinger is not a leader, more of an advisor/representative.

So, when things get to boiling point, it can either end in a titanic bloodbath, or devolve into sex. And hello, kinkmeme, so naturally it's going to be sexual.

Things get insanely hot and the twins think that maybe they can dominate the dragonborn by double penetrating him. Of course, they're wrong as the Dragonborn seizes control by topping from the bottom and leaving the twins dehydrate wrung out, shuddering wrecks.

Bonus. I'll love you forever if Aela laughs her ass off, because for all the boys posturing, she pretty much runs things. Let them snarl and think one of them's in charge, she isn't bothered so long as they do as they're damn well told.

From: (Anonymous)

Sanguine is the Daedric Prince of hedonism, debauchery, and dark indulgences.

Hermaeus Mora often appears as a whole bunch of tentacles.

Can you see where I’m going with this?

Crack is fine but I would love it if writernon actually made this sexy. Feel free to add in any combination of the followers of either or both, if you like.

Bonus if there’s lots and lots of lube.

Another bonus if Sanguine loves his horns to be played with. Like, the ones on his head in his Daedric form.

Double bonus if Hermaeus is like, “Yeah, whatever, if I agree to this nonsense will you go bother someone else when you’re done?” and then turns out to be really good at it.

Triple bonus if there’s actually a framing device for any of this (Sanguine interrupts a ritual of Hermaeus’s because he’s bored, horny, and curious, or whatever).

Squicks are noncon, scat, and guro.

From: (Anonymous)

I've looked around, but I can't seem to be able to find much about this particular fetish, which is odd, since it's relatively common. It doesn't help that Delicious is being weird right now and I can't check whether there is a tag for it, but whatever.

I would love to see a story involving both this pairing and this kink. The kink doesn't even need to be the focus, all I ask is to show me a Brynjolf who's very much in love with his lass and very much taken with her lovely feet. And a little bit of footplay. Make it work, anon, I know you've got the skills.

Squicks are feces, bloodplay, noncon and death. Any race but Argonian, Khajit or Orsimer.

Pretty please? You'd make me smile a lot. I might even fill something for you. I don't know, I just... would really like to read something like this.

From: (Anonymous)

Thanks to so many wonderful fills with Ondolemar, this anon has developed a thing for all Mer proving their superiority to Men, especially Ondolemar on characters that should be able to whoop his cute Altmeri ass back to the summerset isles with ease.

Anon would love to see either a loving dom!Ondolemar trying to seed a slightly unwilling lady of the human races, or a reluctant bottom!Ondolemar ending up admitting their equality at the hands of a man who is a 'perfect specimen' of his race.

Extra points for Thalmor guards capturing the Dragonborn and a smug Ondolemar bringing them back, only for either scenario above to happen (unless of course, A!A has an even more delightful idea)

Crack, fluff or depraved smut with a heart-wrenching twist of angst, anything is fine, I just really need more Ondolemar in my life.

Squicks are scat, watersports (although female ejaculation can be hot) and other bodily functions.

From: (Anonymous)

I've always had a softs pot in my heart for the charitable, honest working Bolli and was a tad crushed when he had a mark of Dibella.
However it got me thinking that his frivolous wife doesn't really satisfy him at all and that if a young, attractive adventurer was to present herself to him he would probably accept.
And that's where the Dragonborn comes in.

Bonus Points if:
-Dragonborn is a Breton (maybe a bit of size kink, he is a Nord)
-Actual feelings become involved in their affair and they care very deeply for each other.
-Nivenor starts to become a little jealous of the DB completely unaware that there's a real relationship between the two

Bonus, bonus:
-If one of the things that Bolli really loves in the Dragonborn is her charitable nature, her lack of vanity and the way she only buys things she really needs (basically attracted to her because she's the opposite of his wife.)

From: (Anonymous)

So today I've been exploring Blackreach with Stenvar, and he spent the whole time grousing about how cold he is (won't be able to hold a weapon/should have dressed more warmly/a nice warm ale/etc) and my F!DB hasn't a bother on her.

I would like to see this happen in fic, and have the Dragonborn get so sick of his bellyaching that she agrees to suspend the exploration and quest for Crimson Nirnroots for a while so they can warm up together - the kinkmeme way!

Bonuses:
-Stenvar, being a Nord, is fairly resistant to cold, but if the DB is not a Nord she's probably feeling the cold terribly and he just wants to warm *her* up. Literally *and* euphemistically.

-DB didn't really think about Stenvar *that way* until she feels the evidence that he *really* likes her ;)

-She gets really horny while trying not to think of her hired Nord sellsword *that way* and eventually climbs on top and rides him like the stallion he is.

-Blackreach Mushrooms freak the living hell outta one of them (like they do this wussy Anon)

(Not a requirement, but would be nice if DB is a Breton (because size kink, yum))

From: (Anonymous)

So this is a little perverted, but bear with.

So I have this idea that the DB's going through a bandit lair and she kills all the bandits but then she gets to the chief, and they start fighting, but both their weapons break and they end up fighting hand-to-hand and then fucking instead.

He turns out to be a very good lay and quite attractive and she's very conflicted about killing him. She leaves.

Timeskip to a little while later and he's a mercenary and they meet again, and start regularly fucking. Eventually it turns into something and the Dragonborn ends up with an ex-bandit, rather than the other 'more worthy' male candidates.

Race preferred would be Imperial F!DB and Nord M!Bandit.

From: (Anonymous)

After releasing him from his imprisonment and hearing out his offer the Dragonborn decides that Velehk needs to sweeten the pot before she'll let him go. He accedes to her request. Sexily.

I dunno, anon just wants more of this guy. He was so neat for a character that appeared so briefly (though there is an ingame book about him). He's a flippin Dremora pirate!

Bretons preferred but really any race is fine.

Kinks include stripping, rough sex, and dirty talk.
Squicks are bathroom functions and heavy bloodplay (light is fine though!)

From: (Anonymous)

I’ve had this idea for a long time, and tried to write it myself, but damn writers block has it’s talons in me, so my hopes are someone will be willing to fill this.

Basically I would like for the Listener and Cicero to be traveling together and for some reason they get lost, trapped in a dungeon, or something else. (I don’t have a preference on the location, they just need to be stuck somewhere for a night) The Vampire Listener, who hasn't consumed blood in at least two days, then gets hungry enough to the point that she takes the chance of feeding off of Cicero while he sleeps. He wakes up while she’s feeding and finds he actually enjoys the feeling of it. I would then like this to eventually lead up to them having sex for the first time.

Preferences:
-I would like for the Listener to be a Bosmer.
-I would like it if the Listener up to this point hid her Vampirism from Cicero and the brotherhood. (Since Bosmer can naturally have red eyes it’s less noticeable on them)
-Lastly I would absolutely love for this to include a lot of blood-play.

From: (Anonymous)

I want you to give me the most heart wrenching goodbye your DB has ever given.

This anon is fine with any race, gender, sexual orientation, back story, etc...

Your DB loves their partner so much, too much they are willing to let them go.

Maybe is because they're scared they'll die, or maybe they think they're in danger by being in love with them. Or maybe your DB likes to suffer like that because they don't think they deserve to be loved because of the horrible things they've done in their life.

I don't care what it is, run with it and-

MAKE ME CRY.

From: (Anonymous)

(Total crack prompt, I'm so sorry.)

Any two (or three or four...) adventurers of your choosing are exploring a Dwemer ruin when they stumble across the Dwemers' greatest invention...

Internal plumbing.

(Bonus points for scared-but-not-showing-it!Mjoll and snarktastic!Marcurio.)

From: (Anonymous)

"The Code does not permit impostors to claim the title of Justicar." Sexytimes punishment or just a plain old biotic beatdown, I'd like to see my favorite Asari disproving the superiority of the Thalmor.

From: (Anonymous)

F!MagePC is doing some magical research around various sites dotting Skyrim (perhaps she's on assignment from the college? It's up to A!A). It's risky, dangerous work so she decides to hire a seasoned warrior to accompany her. Who better than a Companion? Farkas is assigned on the job. He's wary at first because - magic! She thinks he's a dumb brute. They don't start off on the best of terms but as their journey progresses they're forced to depend on each other more and more which brings them closer (in more ways than one *hinthint*) :)

Bonus for Breton or Imperial PC - sizekink

From: (Anonymous)

Because I find Dunmer sexy as hell.

Bonus points for dirty talk, multiple orgasms and maybe a bit of competitiveness between the two men? ;)

Plot/setting is all yours, a!anons. Run wild.

From: (Anonymous)

Well, that subject line couldn't be more convoluted.

I want to see a human or elf NPC as somebody whose gotten around quite a bit, but only with their own race. This NPC is now romantically involved with either a Khajiit or Argonian Dragonborn, and when sexytimes come around...NPC is completely at a loss for how it works.

I want to see a patient DB trying to explain to their lover that it really isn't all that different, and then demonstrating just that much (of course!). OP would prefer the NPC male and the DB female, but anything else is fair game.

From: (Anonymous)

I would like..okay, I would LOVE to see DB and Greybeard end up together.
Maybe he's not at the rank of Master Arngeir, is younger or older- doesn't matter. (Age kink is fine with me as long as it's not like 19 yr old DB- 60 yr old GB)

Maybe they have a hard time figuring out how to get down to business without her getting shouted into a million pieces. (Maybe DB can withstand their voices? No idea.)

I would love fluff and smut, a good swoon is good for the soul.
Would prefer human F!DB.

From: (Anonymous)

[Since it was requested so nicely in http://skyrimkinkmeme.livejournal.com/3603.html?thread=4104979#t4104979 , and since I just can’t say no, no matter how crack-tastic the subject and how tricky it is to write poetry in a language different than my own, I bring you here, as a sort of sequel to Bad Poetry, more silliness involving Mercer Frey, my most roguish Dovahkiin, a long flashback, and, you guessed right, terrible poems filled to the brim with sensual imagery. You’re welcome. Enjoy.

Tags for the unsuspecting passerby are kink:crack/humor, char:mercer_frey, char:sapphire, race:breton. No smut, sadly. But who knows what might happen… ]

The horse seemed to sense the urgency in its mistress’s movements, and saved her the pain of spurring it, immediately starting galloping as soon as she pointed it to the right direction with a single neigh of understanding. Despite how much Joie enjoyed the company of some of the adventurers she had met in her travels, being finally alone was a pleasure. Travelling was faster when she didn’t have to take care not to lose her companions on the way, and the icy cold wind on her face gave her a kick, a sense of freedom and savage fulfillment few other things did. Not to mention this was rather personal business.

He was waiting for them. If she didn’t already know, the message he had left for her to find would’ve made it clear. He wanted them to be there, just one step behind him as he marked his victory upon them all. That could be a weakness ready to be exploited, but she knew better than to underestimate a man clever enough to be able to betray a whole guild of capable thieves over and over without them ever noticing. Which was why she still couldn’t deal properly with the content of that message.

Poetry? Really?! Ripe with imagery of blades being thrust into bodies, lust and submission, no less? Could it be that the poem wasn’t addressed to her, after all? She had only ever seen him as a sour, quiet man, a wall of authority separating him from the rest of the guild, at least until she witnessed him gloating above what could’ve become her corpse in a matter of seconds. That was the one time she had glimpsed something else; ambition, amusement, and a smug sense of satisfaction.

None of which excluded the image of a Mercer with a quill in his hand, thinking about rhymes and syllables, of course. But it seemed odd.

A few things did come to her mind. Like the way she had to roll her eyes when finding an immaculate copy of the Lustful Argonian Maid sitting on the table, right next to Mercer’s plans for the Eyes of the Falmer’s retrieval. It was such a terrible read. Joie herself could’ve written better erotic plays, she was certain of it – her own journal would make for a more titillating read, although she wasn’t exactly eager to wave it around. Oh well. I can live with the knowledge that I can write amazing pornography being kept a secret. Still, that had been a rather unexpected find.

Another one was a thing that had happened a little more than a couple months before, while she was chilling in the Cistern and minding her own business. Back then, she had misinterpreted the events, but thinking about it now, it made so much more sense…

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From: (Anonymous)

Trigger alert: the following prompt involves heavy amounts of dubcon.

Female Dragonborn (human or mer) is not used to drinking alcohol in large quantities. For whatever reason, she decides it's the right night to get absolutely smashed, either for the lulz or for more serious reasons. She isn't, however, alone, and the company she finds herself in isn't exactly the safest.

Use whatever male character you'd like, as long as it's definitely not a nice person and would totally take advantage of a drunken woman. How the Dragonborn deals with the aftermath is yours to decide, but I would like her to enjoy the act itself at least - the more she does, the better. Points if she finds herself somewhat attracted to the one who seduced her the previous night, or if she already had some kind of a crush on him before.

Please no scat, or outright noncon. Would also prefer to see no death in it.

From: (Anonymous)

After seeing both Sven and Faendal trying very hard to win Camilla's attentions by being absolute assholes, F!Dovahkiin decides it's time to do something.

And that something is to seduce and thoroughly corrupt poor unsuspecting Camilla. Whether this develops into a relationship and eventually marriage or not, I don't really care.

I'm very much in the mood for a Dunmer dragonborn, but I might adapt if anon has a more suitable one in mind.

From: (Anonymous)

During the Dark Brotherhood quest line, Gaius Maro becomes one of the targets that the DB needs to eliminate. Instead of melting his face or wielding a dagger, the DB decides that she'd like to seduce him before sending him to the void. After all, a handsome man with a voice to match is a terrible thing to waste.

But the thing is, how does one seduce a man ordered to stay away from others? Play the role of the tavern wench and tempt him with wine? Appear as the ingenue and give him the illusion of total control? Whatever scenario, the man will be in her bed before she completes the job.

Preferably a human or mer DB and not dub- or non-con. Gaius should be completely unaware that anything bad will happen to him before it's too late.

From: (Anonymous)

Don't know why, but that's a pairing that has been on my mind, now that I replay the game :)

When talking to Jorn, at one point he says he looks forward to accompany the Legion and play his drums and such... Not too farfetched that he spends his days around Aldis :)

Please? Someone? :)

From: (Anonymous)

So the dragonborn is away a lot, and the wife starts to get lonely. So she's happily touching herself when the Dragonborn walks in. Intruiged, he tells her she can't come until he's in her, and then leaves for a few hours.

He returns home to a flustered, desperate wife and mind-blowing sex is had.

From: (Anonymous)

Is anyone else a fan of the Temeraire books by Naomi Novik?

I want to see Temeraire arguing with Alduin or discussing worldly philosophy with Paarthurnax! Or indeed, any dragon from the Temeraire series interacting with any dragon from Skyrim. Even if this means Iskierka having hot dragon sex with Odahviing :O