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Alchemist!DB - "The Learning Process"

Date: 2013-02-16 08:07 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
In the fewest of words, crack literally ensues.

Elaborating a bit, our favorite hero is perfecting their alchemy through the wonderful process of "eat ingredient to learn effect." Unfortunately--or maybe fortunately--they have an unexpectedly bizarre and ridiculous reaction to something, which results in what I'm sure will be hilarious to read about.

Bonus points if it involves the Thieves Guild, a spouse, the Dark Brotherhood, Teldryn Sero, or any dragon ally (Paarthurnax, Odahviing, Durnehviir, etc.). Extra points for a female Breton DB.

If you somehow use all of them, you are some kind of divine made flesh.

MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-17 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Anon's Note: I tried for crack, I tried for porn. All I got was humourous fluff. Hope you like it - I still love this prompt, and hope someone will try it and do something that's actually cracky or porny.

Tags: PC:F!DB, Race: Breton, Char: Brynjolf, Genre: Fluff

*-*-*

"Ever try Abecean Longfin, Lass?" Brynjolf asked his newest recruit.

The Breton shook her head but grinned, "I've dabbled in Alchemy, I'll taste anything once!"

Brynjolf chuckled. Longfins were easily found in the waters of Riften, and had earned something of a cult status in the town because it affected both Sneak and Restoration: the Mara crowd and the Guild were all happy with these little fish. But very few dared eat them raw: Bryn had, once on a dare, and he'd never forgotten the result.

"Ah, Lass, maybe you should nibble..." Brynjolf was too late: his Lass had eaten the thing whole, even ignoring the scales and bones.

"Mmm... I've tasted better... Whoa." The Breton girl shuddered suddenly, an unfamiliar heat washing over her. Her eyes turned glassy and dark, her pupils dilating madly when she turned her gaze on Brynjolf. She licked her lips.

"Uh, Lass? You feel alright?"

The girl was panting hard, and staring at Bryn like she was starving and he was a feast. Maybe he should have warned her... She leapt, tackling him to the ground, and at the same time wriggling desperately, trying to remove her new Guild armour without using her hands - or maybe it was his armour she was trying to remove...

*-*

Some hours later, lying together on a rug in Honeyside, Brynjolf chuckled to himself. Must remember to get more raw Abecean longfins he thought to himself as his Lass threw a leg over his waist, and pulled herself back astride.

*-*-*

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-18 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What a wonderful mini fill! I do love a bit of Brynjolf ;)
You crammed so much awesome into such a small space...bravo A!A!

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-20 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
:D Thanks!

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-20 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
My work here is done :D

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-21 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That was pretty damn good A!Anon.

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2013-02-21 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thank you! :D

Re: MiniFill: Lesson Learned

Date: 2017-06-26 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It's been a hundred years since you posted this, but I wanted to thank you anyway. <3

"Class in session"

Date: 2013-06-10 11:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Does anyone mind if I do a double fill here?

Re: "Class in session"

Date: 2013-06-30 05:10 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I certainly don't!

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