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Adolescent Dragonborn.
Date: 2013-03-17 01:13 am (UTC)He's gangly, covered in pimples and can't shout without his voice breaking. On the occassions his voice is behaving, he can't pull his eyes away from the nearest woman long enough to look at what he's doing.
Please anons. This is crack that begs to be written.
(alternatively, flatchested F!Dragonborn is more focused on getting Vilkas to seeherforthewomansheIS!Noreally!she'sawomannow! Than she is in killing dragons)
i want bawdy humour and ridiculous teen stereotypes, with the end result of Skyrim breaking open its best mead and going: "Welp. We're fucked."
:')
Re: Adolescent Dragonborn.
Date: 2013-03-17 07:44 pm (UTC)I'm also tempted to do a fill, but with a(n?) F!DB whose boobs got very big very early, if OP doesn't mind? I love the thought of a DB who is afraid that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is staring at her chest - even when they're not, and that all they want is for this frivolous girl to grow the fuck up and slay the dragons already!
*ahem*
This prompt may have already have run off laughing, my brain in its' clutches...
Re: Adolescent Dragonborn.
Date: 2013-03-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Would be fantastic if you filled, however you wished :)
Re: Adolescent Dragonborn.
Date: 2013-03-18 07:47 pm (UTC)I can't even xD Someone better fill this, or I will have to.
Three Problems - Minifill!
Date: 2013-03-22 10:17 pm (UTC)Gillaume turned the three tiny pearls in his pocket over and over between his fingers, trying desperately not to look to his left or his right.
He'd joined the Companions three weeks ago. Had to get his “battle skills ready” the Jarl had said. Couldn't have a “whelp” out there fighting dragons. A voice that could tear a man in two would only go so far. An axe, now that was the thing.
Damn Nords and their damn axes.
Gillaume could barely keep pace with Farkas and Aela. It wasn't that they were taller, just faster. And the FUCKING AXE on his back didn't help. Yes, that's it, take the scrawny Breton boy and hand him the biggest weapon you can find. That'll go great.
But the monstrosity strapped to his back wasn't the worst of it. No, that was Farkas to his right, Aela to his left.
Right: that hulking brick wall of a man. With his stupid beard and his stupid muscles and his stupid brain. Well, on that last one...ok, so maybe there was one attribute where Gillaume had the upper-hand. Farkas was just so...manly? Although “bear-ly” would have fit too.
Left: he was pretty sure that he couldn't have dreamt a woman as stunning as Aela. Sometimes he caught a glimpse of the backs of her thighs as she crouched down to notch an arrow. Sometimes he got a look down her tunic. All the time he was sure she could kick his ass, Dragonborn or not. Did not help that she was merciless with her teasing. So what that he liked milk? What was her problem?
Problems on the right, problems on the left. But the real problem was between his legs, no matter which direction he looked. Maybe it was time to switch to heavy armor.
OP
Date: 2013-03-23 04:55 pm (UTC)The image of this weedy little breton flailing under an axe, trying to keep his eyes front just made me laaaaauuugh.
Fantastic Authornon!!