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The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-09 12:09 am (UTC)I don't need story, just all the lines you can think of, such as "Why don't you conjure me into you bed?" or "Don't worry baby, I've got Elemental Protection." Even "Baby, your eyes must be enchanted, because I just got Soul Trapped."
I need it. All of them, no matter how bad they are.
Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-09 01:59 am (UTC)whooo
Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-09 02:02 am (UTC)"Well, you know what they say: everything's bigger in Skyrim."
"Really, who says that?"
"Bosmer women, mostly."
whooo
Bardic Tradition 1/2
Date: 2013-05-09 07:11 pm (UTC)4th Frostfall, 4E 201
On a piece of crumpled parchment discovered in Riften's sewers:
Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love's day;
Thou in the depths of Nordic tombs
Shouldst rubies find; I in the rooms
Of Dwemer ruins search for loot.
I'd love you till they called the Moot,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till warring leaders win or lose
And mammoths fly, and horkers run,
And ancient bows blot out the sun.
But life in Skyrim is but brief;
Our harsh land creeps in like a thief
To plunder youth, to pilfer breath,
And none, I think, can love in death -
A barrow is a private place,
But Draugr there do not embrace.
So let us seize these few long days
of northern summer; let us praise
Mara, Dibella, let us sing
Of pleasures oft denied to kings;
Now, while me may, slip through the door
Open the locks, seek treasures, more -
Before lust dies, and beauty dims -
Rob Time, and steal life back from him.
Bardic Tradition 2/2
Date: 2013-05-09 07:16 pm (UTC)A note on a table in the Ragged Flagon:
Delvin,
Next time you attempt to seduce someone with a love poem, don't try passing off famous bardic verse as your own by changing a couple of lines. And don't try seducing me with love poems at all, or I'll give you something to sing about.
--Vex
Re: Bardic Tradition 2/2
Date: 2013-05-14 09:30 pm (UTC)Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-09 09:17 pm (UTC)Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-10 12:53 am (UTC)Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-10 04:20 am (UTC)"You must have some skill at Enchanting, because I'm spellbound."
"I just took an arrow to the heart..."
Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-10 11:35 am (UTC)You must be a master smith because you're great at making things hard.
I knew Talos was a man who became a god but I never thought Dibella would do the opposite.
Was that the Thu'm or was it just my world shaking?
Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-05-15 09:10 pm (UTC)Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim
Date: 2013-12-17 11:59 pm (UTC)Because I want to play with your chest