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DB/Derkeethus: Commitment Issues

Date: 2013-05-26 12:32 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
On the ES Wiki page for Derkeethus, there's this little gem under "Bugs":

"If the player marries Derkeethus, during the wedding, he will randomly sprint out the door back to his crossing."

First off, I think that's hilarious. But then I thought--hey, this could be pretty good fodder for a fic!

So, a!anons, let's have a Derkeethus who is completely smitten with the Dragonborn but who is terrified of marriage for one reason or another. Make it funny, fluffy, or sad, I don't really mind. I would like to see them getting married in the end, though. Smut is optional, any race or gender is fair game.

Re: DB/Derkeethus: Commitment Issues

Date: 2013-05-28 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
HHHNNNGGGG Derkeethus. And an interesting prompt! Seconded.

Re: DB/Derkeethus: Commitment Issues

Date: 2013-06-08 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thirded :D Someone please fill this!

Minifill!

Date: 2013-06-09 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"...and do you, Dragonborn, agree to be bound together, in love, now and forever?"

His betrothed smiled warmly, glancing in his direction. "I do." Derkeethus swallowed nervously, wiping his palms on his clothes. By the Hist is it warm in here or is it just him. Oh no the priest was looking at him oh Gods oh Gods...

"Do you, Derkeethus, agree to be bound together, in love, now and forever?" Derkeethus' face when blank as he stared, eyes wide, across the room.

"Uhh..um I, I mean," his betrothed's smile faltered and the priest began to eye him, "Well what I mean is..." the crowd began to whisper. Oh Gods he wasn't ready for this. "UGH WOW I THINK I LEFT SOMETHING BACK AT THE CAVE I'MGONNAGOGETITBYE!" with that he turned on his heel and fled the chapel, his now furious betrothed in hot pursuit.

"GODS DAMN IT ALL DERKEETHUS THIS IS THE FOURTH FETCHING TIME."

OP

Date: 2013-06-15 01:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(No one saw me post off-anon, shh...)

Anyway, this is absolutely what I like to see. Derkeethus, you poor baby~ <3 Thank you for posting this nice little thing, a!anon!

Re: Minifill!

Date: 2013-07-10 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
This made me laugh a lot. Though my favourite part is the lore-friendly swearing :)

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