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Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.
I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.
The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3
No Accounting for Taste 3/3
Date: 2013-08-17 05:24 pm (UTC)“Mmmm, Cicero, keep me! KEEP me!”
“Heh-heh-heh-heh! Ooooh, with pleasure, sweet Listener! Oh! OH! NNGH!”
“This has got to be a bad dream,” said Nazir through clenched teeth, digging the point of a dagger into the table’s surface, shaving off curlicues of wood and imagining it was Cicero’s skin.
“I...I think I’d better go out for some air.”
“But dear, why bother? You’ll just miss the grand finale.”
Babette was right. The grunts and moans quickly gave way to frenzied cries that reverberated through the Sanctuary’s stony halls...and then, sweet silence. If Nazir didn’t -- to his great misfortune -- know what was going on, he would think the two of them had just murdered each other.
Nazir took a deep breath. “Well. I’m glad THAT’S over.”
“I fear I’ll never be able to look her in the eyes again,” Eydling muttered.
“Oh, can’t a girl have any fun?” Babette smirked into her tea.
After a few minutes, the door opened, and the Listener and the Keeper emerged into the common room, looking furtive.
Nazir fixed them with his most withering gaze. Eydling stared at his feet, the kettle, the chipped tea cup, the ceiling -- anything but the Listener or the Keeper. Babette just beamed at them and asked, “Enjoying yourselves?”
The Keeper and the Listener looked at each other, practically imploded amid snorts of barely-contained laughter, and scurried in opposite directions without saying anything.
“There you have it, gentlemen,” Babette sighed. “True love. Oh, isn’t it grand?”
Re: No Accounting for Taste 3/3
Date: 2013-08-17 06:20 pm (UTC)This was hilarious! Great job!
Re: No Accounting for Taste 3/3
Date: 2013-08-18 04:05 am (UTC)I have to wonder why they stayed there and listened the whole time though. The proverbial train wreck.
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Date: 2013-08-18 04:06 am (UTC)Glad you were amused! :D
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Date: 2015-06-25 06:55 pm (UTC)Still catching my breath, so - well done!