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Fill: Sleeping Giant 1/1
Date: 2013-08-31 11:31 pm (UTC)Tags: char: Orgnar, char: Delphine, Kink: gen, Kink: crack/humour
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South of Riverwood, overlooking Lake Ilinalta, was a rarely-used hunter's campsite, complete with straw for bedding. Orgnar finished painting the Inn and left town as early as he could, before his father could find ten other tasks for him to do, all of which could easily be done by people who weren't Orgnar.
He burrowed into the hay pile and started to doze in the afternoon warmth, sword at his side, (because bandits sometimes thought to use the same spot for their nefarious purposes and Orgnar was willing to take lives in order to nap in peace and quiet).
The afternoon drew heavily onward. A few dartwings began droning around the disused firepit. Lake water lapped with low sounds by the shore. Orgnar slept.
He wasn't sure what woke him: the sun was gone and Secunda had risen, Masser rising in the distant sky. A luna moth fluttered around his hay pile, and a large sackcloth bundle wriggled and thrashed near him. He froze, hidden under the hay.
Who would just leave a big, moving bundle like that unattended? Orgnar wondered.
A tall, figure stepped over to the bundle and shoved it off the firepit, before using magical flames to light a campfire. The flickering light revealed an Altmer dressed in expensive robes.
"If you continue to struggle, I will drown you in that sack like an unwanted Khajit child," the stranger said to the still-wriggling bundle. It stilled instantly.
As quietly as he could, Orgnar drew his sword, and shifted into an upright crouch. The Altmer's back was to him, and the stranger had the fire before him, even as he aimed some green magic at the unmoving bundle, and then drew the sackcloth off it. The robed Elf had a Breton woman trapped with a paralysis spell. Orgnar didn't much care about politics, although he'd heard Ralof and Hadvar arguing about the Thalmor elves often enough to know one when he saw one. And Orgnar was not a fan of people who went around kidnapping Bretons for their own amusement, either. Those poor people were runts - damned Altmer should pick on people their own size!
Orgnar wasn't sure if the Breton could see him or not, but she was Paralysed, anyway, so she couldn't give away a clue even if she wanted to. Orgnar crept toward the Altmer, raised his sword and - swish! Thwack! Killed the intruder. Beheaded him, actually.
The body toppled onto the Breton woman, who went up in Orgnar's estimation because she didn't make a fuss or even complain about the blood and gore that was now staining her dress. He helped her to stand, the spell had dissipated at the moment the bastard had died, but she seemed shaken.
"Delphine," she said, shaking his hand.
"Orgnar," he replied. "That guy, that kidnapped you. Anybody gonna miss him?"
"I doubt it," she replied. "He wasn't officially even in Skyrim, so I doubt anybody would look for him here. Why?"
Orgnar grunted and kicked the head into the lake. Delphine grinned and shoved the body towards the shoreline. Orgnar moved ahead of her, knelt and picked the body up and slung it over his shoulder, before wading out to knee depth, and throwing it as far out into Ilinalta as he could. She was smirking at him when he returned to shore.
"I guess it is true what they say," she murmured.
"What do they say?" Orgnar asked disinterestedly.
"It's dangerous to waken a sleeping giant."
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Re: Fill: Sleeping Giant 1/1
Date: 2013-09-01 09:00 am (UTC)Re: Fill: Sleeping Giant 1/1
Date: 2013-09-01 12:07 pm (UTC)Orgnar really just doesn't care about much in-game, so it was fun to try and see what might get him and Delphine to team up :)
Re: Fill: Sleeping Giant 1/1
Date: 2013-09-04 10:42 pm (UTC)SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS!
Re: Fill: Sleeping Giant 1/1
Date: 2013-09-05 09:08 pm (UTC):D