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Re: M!DB/Vilkas Post Marriage Celebrations

[(Anonymous)]

First of all: SECONDED so hard!

Second of all: What is this "shovel talk" of which you speak, my dear Anon? I've never heard of such a thing.

Re: M!DB/Vilkas Post Marriage Celebrations - OP

[(Anonymous)]

The shovel talk is a semi traditional talk where the father of the bride will warm the suitor about what will happen if they break the girls heart ands involves varrying levels of subtle and unsubtle threats. It's not always the father somtimes it's a brother/sister figure or a close friend delivering the warning. It's called the shovel talk because of the saying "I have a shovel and 30acres of land, I doubt anyone would miss you".