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Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-19 06:19 am (UTC)"You know, I can see why your kinsmen sent you way out here on ship. Alone," she snapped, dropping the helm at his feet with a loud -clang!-
"Snide comments and tantrums merely make you even more unpleasant," the high elf glowered down at her, crossing his arms over his chest. "This is Thalmor gold I am spending, and I will most certainly make sure that any product I purchase is up to our standards. If you don't like our arrangement, little bird, then I suggest you flutter off my ship immediately."
"Oh, no. Not after how long it took me to find all this. Do you know how many bandits I had to kill to get the complete set? Not to mention that it's one-of-a-kind, and in glorious condition. It looks like it was just forged yesterday, for Dibella's sake! You do realize that until now, literally the second I found it, that this suit of armour was only a legend? You should be honored to buy it and you will buy it," she said, planting both hands on her hips.
Ancarion recognized the stance by now, she was getting agitated. Soon she would threaten to walk, purchase or no. Time to make an offer before she did, and took that fabulous armour with her. He'd no doubt that she'd easily find another buyer for it, "Five thousand gold."
"I want twice that," Sparrow set her jaw stubbornly.
"Ridiculous. Five thousand and not a septim more," the high elf was unyielding.
Sparrow tugged on a braid in thought before an impish smile crept across her features, "Seven five, or this deal we got goin' on is over with. I'm not dragging anymore of this crap back here for you unless offer me a fair price for my time and efforts. You don't fool me, you want this stuff. You want it so bad you can taste it. I can see it in your eyes."
Ancarion bristled visibly. Bartering was not something he was accustomed to partaking in with a lesser race. He was accustomed to being agreed with quickly and completely, "Six thousand and you mind your manners whenever you board my vessel."
"Six five and you'll take me as is and like it, elf," she replied cooly, twisting the braided lock of hair between slender fingers.
Little wench. "Deal."
Money and equipment changed hands and the two regarded one another for a time. Growing uncomfortable with the silence, Sparrow shifted her weight from foot to foot, "Well? What are you staring at?"
"You, human. Why isn't your hair ever combed? You'd likely be much easier to look at if you'd put forth an effort to groom yourself even slightly," another sneer. "I'm surprised, yet relieved, that you don't smell badly."
An eye roll was his only answer.
"If you keep rolling your eyes at me, I just might decide to confiscate them one day," he went on. "It'd be a shame, really. They are your most flattering feature."
This time, a cagey grin appeared on her mouth, "Was that a compliment hidden somewhere in there?"
"Hardly. Trust me when I say that the rest of your appearance counteracts whatever appeal they may have. Get off my ship and comb your hair the next time you show up."
Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-19 07:47 am (UTC)Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-19 11:59 pm (UTC)*sigh* I love you.
Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-20 12:17 am (UTC)Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-20 12:22 am (UTC)have fun, friend
Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-20 03:03 am (UTC)OP you are a machine! You seriously deserve so many fills now!
Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-20 03:05 am (UTC)Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-21 06:47 am (UTC)Re: F!Breton!DB/Ancarion Lessons Learned... Sort of 6/?
Date: 2013-12-20 04:40 pm (UTC)