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Summoning the Dragonborn.

[(Anonymous)]

So, you're the Dragonborn, you absorb all those dragon souls, pick up all those blessings like the Agent of Mara, Dibella, Sinderion's Serendipity etc and then you die.

Well sort of.

Because you have all this power and Akatosh isn't really all that interested in doing anything with you, and after dealing with all those Daedric Princes, well it's not like you don't know how to travel between Mundus, Aetherius and Oblivion.

So maybe, when you're a bit bored, you dictate a Summoning ritual to the Archivist in the College of Winterhold, because hey it's something to do with your afterlife and it certainly helps the daedra pass the time.

Shame you didn't realise that you'd end up with your own cult and become a mini-Divine in the process.

(I figured that if people were crazy enough to summon Potema and try to control her then a bored but helpful spirit!DB could exploit the same loophole to deal with the boredom of the afterlife. let's face it, all that feasting and fighting in Sovngarde has to grow old sometime, it'd be like Xmas or a favourite holiday every day until all the joy bled out of it. So yes,you summoned me to help you kick some ass and help you recover your family heirloom, sure. Summoned by dumb necromancers, laugh in their faces. That kind of thing.)

Re: Summoning the Dragonborn.

[(Anonymous)]

I read this and the first thing that popped into my mind was some socially awkward mage summoning the DB for relationship advice/companionship
the summoning sitcom

Re: Summoning the Dragonborn.

[(Anonymous)]

OP thinks that's just as valid a use as anything else, could be quite funny too. A dialogue only quest would have been awesome in Skyrim, like negotiating dowries or resolving the Olfina/Jon romance in Whiterun. Some of my Dragonborns would give awesome relationship advice, of course some of the others would be terrible :)

Re: Summoning the Dragonborn.

[(Anonymous)]

It would be pretty funny and maybe even sweet
he was trying to get the girl of his dreams
so he summoned the spirit of a hero
but the hero has summened his heart
coming soon
starring Leonardo Dicaprio, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lawrence
Soul Trap: A romance

[(Anonymous)]

please fill that with this. It even got the OP stamp of approval and hggggn the potential fluff is staggering.