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You Owe Me 2/? F!DB/Neloth

[(Anonymous)]

Indeed, there was a large basin of steaming water ready and waiting for her. Almost as if Neloth had somehow known she would comply with his request.

"That motherfucker..." she murmured, shirking her bulky Daedric armour. Warm air crept around her thin, toned body; the product of months and months of travel and adventure. Sure, she wasn't as buxom as many of the Nord women she'd come into contact with, but neither had any man turned his nose up at her either.

The water had a slight orange tinge to it, no doubt caused by the batch of fire salts he'd used to heat it. No matter,a hot bath was a hot bath and Mia slid in with an audible sigh of pleasure. Warmed water was a rare luxury in her line of work and she intended to thoroughly enjoy herself. Several colorful bottles lined the shelf next to the basin; each with a picture of a flower she had never seen before on it.

Curiously, she uncorked one and took a cautious whiff; a light, fragrant scent crept into her nostrils. It was pleasant and unassuming; Mia smiled and poured some into the bath water, sloshing it around to create suds. She lowered herself into the hot water with a soft groan of pleasure, relaxing as the heat penetrated her skin and eased her sore muscles. Closing her eyes, Mia allowed herself to drift off a bit. The solemn quiet was another rare treat.

"You're much thinner than I had anticipated," a voice commented. "Your armour is quite deceiving."

Her eyes flew open and she jerked up into a sitting position, instinctively crossing her arms over her small breasts.

Neloth loomed above her, busily jotting some notes down in a small journal. As he did, he dictated bits and pieces of it aloud, "Subject is quite small-boned even for a Breton, I shall have to take special care not to harm her. Her breasts are small but pert and well-proportioned when compared to the rest of her physique. Hips aren't quite as rounded as I'd like but adequate-"

"Do you mind?!" Mia cried, tightening her arms around her chest.

Neloth curled a corner of his upper lip in disdain, "Spare me the false modesty, Dragonborn. I've already seen your breasts, as well as the breasts of many other females. You've nothing out of the ordinary."

"I thought you were going to give me some privacy! You'd think a master Telvanni wizard would be smart enough to know when to knock!"

"Are you daft? This is my home. I've no obligation to knock. You're merely borrowing it. Now then, where was I... Oh, ya!" he began writing once more, "Subject has strong-looking, healthy teeth combined with attractive facial features. Stomach is flat with good muscle tone. Limbs are rather thin, but sinewy and strong. All in all, the girl is of decent stock and-"

Through the speech, Mia stared up at him with mounting anger. His tone suggested that he was taking an inventory of cattle, rather than describing a being with actual feelings, "Keep it up and I'm leaving."

The wizard abruptly stopped his scribbling, glaring down at her with an arched brow, "Is that so? Well! What if I told you that I won't let you leave?"

"Well!" she spat, mimicking his haughty tone perfectly, "Then you're going to have one hell of a fight on your hands, wizard. If you want to 'couple' with a willing partner, then let me bathe in peace."

He seemed offended, "You seem to have forgotten my standing, girl. I've no need to resort to rape in order to bed a female. You should be flattered that I've chosen you. Regard it as an honor."

Again, Mia was flabbergasted at his arrogance. Angry that her bath was cut short so rudely, she stood, sloshing water over the sides of the tub.

Neloth grimaced, eyeing the mess on his floor with distaste, "I shall have to have my steward clean that up," he muttered to himself before unabashedly staring back down at the Breton girl. He twirled a long, thin finger with an air of impatience, "Well? What are you waiting for? Turn around so that I may see the line of your spine and your back-end."

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[(Anonymous)]

BAHAHAHA!!! OH NELOTH, YOU HATH NO SHAME OR CONSIDERATION OF OTHERS! XD

This is pure gold Mia!Anon! The amount of snark passed between Neloth and Mia was utterly brilliant! It was the ending paragraph of Neloth commanding her to turn around that got me in fits of giggles - my cheeks are so sore from the smiling after that! *rubs cheeks*

Please keep 'em coming dear, sweet Anon~