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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

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I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

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Farkas/F!DB/Vilkas

[(Anonymous)]

Our Dragonborn has been happily married to Farkas for a while now, and Vilkas is naturally glad that his brother's found someone. But he still finds his bed lonely, and it bothers him a little. Farkas picks up on it and, being the good brother that he is, bluntly informs him that he doesn't mind sharing his wife for a night. Cue an explosive, boiling-hot threesome.

Kinks are dirty talk, rough sex and biting. Bonus points for a Nord or Redguard DB.

Re: Farkas/F!DB/Vilkas

[(Anonymous)]

I bet the dragonborn doesn't mind at all this particular kind of sharing :D

I like this!

DB/Hakon One-Eye

[(Anonymous)]

So, once you get Call of Valor you can more or less summon your hero of Sovngarde whenever you want. I'd like to see a Dragonborn who's particularly fond of Hakon One-Eye and summons him every time, so often that Hakon in turn starts getting emotionally attached to the Dragonborn as well. What happens, a!anons? Angst on either or both sides? Good old-fashioned smut? You decide!

Gender and race of the Dragonborn is up to you. If you go the sexy route, bonus points if DB uses Become Ethereal. Bathroom squicks are my squicks, but everything else is fair game.

Re: DB/Hakon One-Eye

[(Anonymous)]

This has the potential to become THE angst-smut fill of the century!

M/M (NPCs or M!DB) - Fur Shorts

[(Anonymous)]

Okay first of all let me ask Why did Bethesda have to make the men on this game so damn sexy!? And second let me admit to letting my Dragonborn run around in fur armor showing off his sexy abs. Then of course I had to stop and think about all the sexy times to be had!

So anyways I don't really care if you plot (maybe an NPC comments on the DB's choice in armor and asks for a feel?) or maybe just start right into the sexy times? However I do want it to be slash and I'd prefer the characters to be the same or similar race (meaning man-man or Mer-Mer or beast-beast) but otherwise have at it!

Ooh and bonus points if they do it on a fur rug xP

Rikke/Ulfric/Galmar - Deflowering

[(Anonymous)]

Ulfric grew up in High Hrothgar. He could have gone down to Ivarstead for some company, buuuuuuuut...

In the Great War, Rikke and Galmar discover that their BFF is a virgin and decide that this needs to be rectified. Roughly. By both of them at the same time.

Exactly how much Ulfric wants this to be rectified is up to you, but straight up non-con is a no. Squicks are the usual bathroom and gore sorts of things, but make it rough!

Re: Rikke/Ulfric/Galmar - Deflowering

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, I've always kinda wondered about the various culture shocks Ulfric must have encountered going from secluded monastary->bloody war, but I can't say I thought of that one...

Dragons and dragon laguage

[(Anonymous)]

When two dragons fight, they are actually having a debate right? Can I just get a fic were two fight and:

-one gets hurt badly
-they decide to settle the probelm with SEX
-the dragonborn has to step in and stop it

Go wild!

If sex does happen, please try for slash or femslash. I'm okay with get but I prefer the other two.

The Butterflies and the Nirnroot

[(Anonymous)]

Not too late to post a microfill, right?

tags: Dragon, Paarthurnax, and hell if I know.

"Paarthurnax, may I speak to you about the customs of dragons?", the Dragonborn asked.

"Geh, you may.", answered the ancient dragon perched on the Throat of the World. "But from where does this laan, request, come from?"

The dragonborn fidgeted with his armour and shuffled in the snow. "I saw some dragons fighting. With their Thu'um." He paused. "But they didn't use it with just words of power, just with some words."

Paarthurnax waited for him to continue until he didn't, "Which rotte, words, were they?"

"Nid, geh, nahl, and some others which I can't recall."

"And you wish to know why they used their thu'um with these words only, geh?"

"Geh- I mean, yes."

The ancient dragon shifted so that his weight was spread over the slab of stone he perched on. "They were debating."

"Debating?" The surprise was quite evident in the Dragonborn's voice.

"Geh. Just as some juul will shout some words to place mul, strength, within them, dov will use their thu'um. Do you understand, dovahkiin?"

The dragonborn just looked even more awkward as he thought about how to best phrase his next question. "Yes. But what I wanted to ask about what happened after they debated,", he waited to allow Paarthurnax to interrupt and when he didn't he continued, "One of them mounted the other, from behind, and then started humping them. And after a while the one of top growled to the high heavens and stopped thrusting. They then stroked their faces together and flew off. As the one who was below the other flew off there was a trail of white that followed it- her!" His face was quite warm by now.

A long, bloated silent passed between them before Paarthurnax gave a low grumble that the dragonborn took to be a chuckle.

"Were one of the words spoken by them Kul or Bromah or Monah?"

"Er, yes they were. But what does that mean to the, erm, 'actions' the dragons took?"

"Mal Dovakiir, when one Dov wishes to have kirre with another, and so become Monah and Bormah, they begin a Grahserot, where one tries to prove to the other why they should mate."

"So I just watched two dov - dragons, court each other?"

"Yes, 'court' is the word your kind would use to describe what you saw."

"Okay then, I suppose I now understand what has happend." A pause. "I should leave now."

"I am sure that you have many labours still to complete Dovahkiin. And please, if you have any more laan about the butterflies and the nirnroots, do not be zofaas, afraid, to ask."

The Book of Love - Slash!

[(Anonymous)]

So during the quest "The Book of Love" the DB goes around and unites couples together in undying love. But of course they were all hetero couples. So I wanna see a DB go help along some slashy (and even femslashy if you want) couples! Anyone is fair game (even interracial) and OCs are fine! Sexy times are optional!

Re: The Book of Love - Slash!

[(Anonymous)]

I have long thought that this quest should have included a same-sex couple. Seconded!

Marcurio/F - dubcon challenge?

[(Anonymous)]

I see marcurio as a charming lothario type but always in a flirty fun way. I love the dubcon stuff but it doesn't suit him naturally to me. So if anyone can write him convincingly dubcon that would be hot!

any female really, could be the dragonborn, could be a random tavern girl, someone involved in a quest or anything!


bonus points for some violence (like face slapping)... i just can't see him getting mean ordinarily, though i'd love it.

Argis the Bulwark

[(Anonymous)]

My exact line of thought when invited to buy Vlindrel Hall:

"Buy a house in Markarth - are you kidding me? I hate this place. All the guards are corrupt! The jarl is an unmitigated asshole! The Silver-Blood family is even worse! The city's full of cannibals! It's built on top of Dwemer ruins filled with Falmer! I was sentenced to life in prison as part of a cover-up! THE DAEDRIC LORD OF DOMINATION AND RAPE LIVES HERE! NOTHING COULD INDUCE ME TO LIVE IN F***ING MARKARTH!

Oh. Oh, wow. That housecarl is rather attractive, isn't he?"

Clearly, some Dovahkiin needs to experience this quandary.

Re: Argis the Bulwark

[(Anonymous)]

YES! yes! This needs to be filled. I would do it but I already have two fills going. If you don't mind waiting a bit then I can do it.

resurrection and associated weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

So I resurrected Argis the other day using the console - fuck leaving him dead there, man, that's depressing - and he just got up and acted like nothing happened, and I got to thinking.

Wouldn't it be creepy if the Dragonborn could bust out some really powerful resurrection magic for the sake of his/her follower?

What I want is a story where that happens, and the follower isn't told and doesn't realize what went down...but he/she notices that things are a little off. (How, and what happens afterward, is up to you.)

I'd prefer an M!DB for an M!follower or an F!DB for an F!follower. If you want to throw feelings of any kind in here, that's cool too.

Re: resurrection and associated weirdness

[(Anonymous)]

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who breaks out that particular cheat every once in awhile. If an A!A needs some ideas for the magic, I believe the Midas Magic mod has a resurrection spell.

Anyway, seconded! You can't really leave Lydia (or whoever) lying there, can you?

Amren/Saffir

[(Anonymous)]

Amren's a good guy who loves his family, but he and Saffir just seem like an oddly matched couple. He's an outdoorsy mercenary, she's an indoorsy bookworm. So what makes their marriage work?

The mind-blowing, Nirn-shattering sex.

Braith, go play outside for an hour. Two hours. The afternoon! Uh, come back at dinnertime!

No non_con or dub_con, other kinks are up to you. BUT! Bonus if Saffir is into roleplay: "Nothing like a good adventure or romance to lose yourself in!" ;D

Re: Amren/Saffir

[(Anonymous)]

+1

Mute DB

[(Anonymous)]

I had this idea and I thought that it may give someone plot bunnies ;)

What would happen if the Dragonbron was mute? As in being mute since birth or having his/her throat torn in a battle, before or after knowing he/she is the Dragonborn, I don't care.

I don't really mind race or kinks ^^

Re: Mute DB

[(Anonymous)]

This is a brilliant idea! Seconded!

Time Travel

[(Anonymous)]

Shamelessly mixing sci-fi with fantasy here. The Dragonborn discovers time-travel. I don't know how, that's your job anons! Maybe the Dwemer have another Elder Scroll locked away, or a strange device secreted in another of their ruins. Maybe Hermaeus Mora is feeling generous. Maybe they just woke up one day and found they could rewind time and decapitate the same bandit over and over in numerous ways.

Anyway, what do they do with it? Let Alduin take over, just to see what happens, and then rewind? Join the Stormcloaks, rewind, then join the Imperials? Burn whole villages down, then rewind so no one remembers a thing? Rewind far back to pre-Helgen and decide to stay the hell out of Skyrim? Rewind to Helgen and have a showdown with Alduin then and there? Something more serious perhaps: to save a dead lover, or right a wrong? Maybe they have several LI and marry each of them to see what it's like.

or maybe they rewind far back in time, to OH I don't know, a time Lucien Lachance still roamed the land. “Hello assassin. Yeah, I sort of fell in love with your future ghosty-spectrey self and figured to come back and get with you in the flesh. OH, and it’s Mathieu. Shh, what?

My anonymous mind boggles at the possibilities. Or anonymous you could put limitations on it: The DB can only rewind a certain amount of time/one day they break the device/can no longer use the spell/ whatever.

(Yes. I've been watching Doctor Who, shh what???!) Make it cracky, angsty, kinky, go with it! Any kinks, any races, any relationship. Go, go, go!

Re: Time Travel

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to see the DB rewinding back to Miraak's time omg
Seconded!

This is such a Stormcloak song

[(Anonymous)]

(No offense to Imperial sympathizers - I personally don't think they're the bad guys, but I think this is how a Stormcloak soldier might see it.)

I'm the sort of person who is curious about the backstories of the random soldiers wandering the roads and complaining about eating rabbit all the time (yes, I know, I'm weird). I was listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG4ndbhOkpI and now I'm in the mood for a sad, wistful Skyrim Civil War story.

F!Stormcloak!DB/Idolaf Battle-Born

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to see the Empire fanboy over/ get a crush on/ fall in love with/ have teh randy sex with (delete as applicable :P) a Stormcloak symathising F!DB. I wanna see the conflict of interest that arises.

He says "You've been a good friend to me. That means something." whether or not the DB is a Stormcloak, Imperial or Neutral, and I want to know what it means for him when she's his type and has an opposing worldview to him. Does he keep politics out of the bedroom, does he love from afar, does *she* want to jump his bones, do they indulge or refrain?

I'd love some fluff, angst, smut anything Anons want to do, really.

Bonuses: Voice kink (come on, with that gorgeous growl Nonny needs a little dirty talk), self-loving, uniform abuse (I gotta know what's under that kilt of his ;P)

Squicks: Non-con and dub-con

Re: F!Stormcloak!DB/Idolaf Battle-Born

[(Anonymous)]

YES. I love him and his hidden depths and his growly voice. Frankly I just love the Battle-Born/Grey-Mane conflict in general, they're all so developed compared to many of the other Skyrim NPCs.

M!DB/Borkul The Beast

[(Anonymous)]

Dub-Con, Voyeurism (other Forsworn), rape-ish?

"Big, even for an Orc."
The Dragonborn helps the Forsworn escape Cihdna mine, and later stops by at Druadach Redoubt to see his favorite murdering Orc. Let's just say Borkul is much too happy to see him. Sexy-times!

DB can be any race but I'd favor a Mer. I don't mind if the DB isn't exactly consenting at first so long as he does eventually.

No squicks but please nothing too gross and also please ignore Kai because I want it to be all male (in terms of the voyeurism).

Solitude Court Intrigue

[(Anonymous)]

I was three or four games in before I ever encountered the ambient dialogue between Falk Firebeard and Bryling, but when I did they immediately became my OTP; I always liked them both, and their secret love affair is adorable. According to the UESP wiki Falk was even designed to sneak over to her house in the middle of the night (there's a bug with the AI that keeps him from doing so).

I seriously need a story about them sneaking around and trying to keep Erikur in the dark about their passionate trysts, and dreaming of the day when the war is over and Falk can resign.

Re: Solitude Court Intrigue

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, really? I've never heard that dialogue!

[(Anonymous)]

“Are you worried that you might not satisfy me because you are a Breton?” Bwahahahahaha!

Dyce!Anon you've done it again. I love you.

[(Anonymous)]

Just a Misfire! Carry on!

Drunken wedding

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever my char gets married, the decision is so sudden or it feels out of character for the NPC or there wasn't much story between them in my head...

so I thought, well, maybe they just have too much to drink, think it would be an amazing/funny idea and get married!

any characters
maybe they can only arrange it drunk and decide what to do the morning after, maybe they do the whole thing drunk, sex before/after/not

fluff, crack, kinky, whatever!

Re: Drunken wedding

[(Anonymous)]

I like this idea!! If you don't mind a slow post and maybe a long one, I'm willing. But I do have a few questions. Do you mind M!DB/M and do you have a preference of race? Do you mind some angst but mostly humor?

Galmar/F!DB - Breast obsession

[(Anonymous)]

So for whatever reason, Galmar hasn't been with anyone in a long time. Cue the Dragonborn, joining the Stormcloaks, sashaying around in vampire armor, the smooth tops of her breasts teasing and tantalizing Galmar. He decides to act on it after the war - paying special attention to the tits that caught his attention so many times.

Re: Galmar/F!DB - Breast obsession

[(Anonymous)]

I NEED THIS.

Jon Battle-Born/Olfina Grey-Mane

[(Anonymous)]

I love the Romeo and Juliet vibe going on in Whiterun with these two and their feuding families, and I want to know more about them. How did it start? How do they keep it secret - or is anyone in their families in on it? Does the war push them closer together, or pull them apart? I'll take anything, no matter how short, long, angsty, or sexy! (Although no double-suicide at the end, purely because I think they both have a lot more common sense than the actual Romeo and Juliet.)

Re: Jon Battle-Born/Olfina Grey-Mane

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see this , considering I get the same vibe from the two.

F!DB/Balgruuf/Ulfric Triangle

[(Anonymous)]

So we all know that Balgruuf and Ulfric have been rivals for a long while. Enter our F!DB who has suddenly gotten both Jarl's besotted with both her beauty and battle skills...as well as the claim that they have the support of the Dragonborn. I want to see a perplexed DB suddenly caught in the middle of a rivalry where Ulfric and Balgruuf both keep one upping one another to try and win her affections and hand in marriage.

It can be funny, or it can be serious (Maybe F!DB bemoans that men are only after her power) but I just wanna see these two men going nuts over trying to best the other. Maybe she teases the hell out of both of them for fun.

It'd be awesome if she ends up with one (I do have a soft spot for Balgruuf) but I'm open to any interpretation of the prompt that would be entertaining. And I do have a preference for a Breton, cause seeing all these big, sweaty nords going crazy for a petite breton hits a kink I never knew I had until now

Re: F!DB/Balgruuf/Ulfric Triangle

[(Anonymous)]

THIS MEANS WAR!

Seconded like burning!

Sheogorath and Rumplestiltskin

[(Anonymous)]

Ok so I know this is a very random prompt but the more I watch Once upon a time, the more I think what if he and Sheogorath were in the same room? Both have Scottish accents, both ate a little.. Unhinged.

I'd really appreciate any fic involving these two, perhaps Rumplestiltskin tries to make a deal with the mad god and it doesn't go quite to plan (well he is the God of madness what does go to plan?) perhaps rumplestiltskin obtains the wabbajack through a deal with the dragon born and the mad god let's curious and investigates?

Someone please make this happen!

Re: Sheogorath and Rumplestiltskin

[(Anonymous)]

Also bonus points if he calls the mad god 'dearie'

Raised by Dragons

[(Anonymous)]

Not sure if this has been done. I want to see the dragonborn raised by a Dragon or dragons. I want see how they raise him to becoming the dragonborn.

I want to see how it changes their out look towards humans. How they cope with being near the other races. How it would change his mission to hunt Alduin, if it even does.

It can be angsty, fluff, crack, anything. Race, gender doesn't matter. If there is to be a romance I would prefer M/M but if the A!A prefers not then that is fine too. But I have a hard time reading F/F

For the dragon lovers out there, if you want to make this a dragon romance, go for it.

Squicks: Bathroom stuff, blood play during sex, noncom, or injury, damage during sex.

Dubcon is ok as long as there isn't too much violence and both partners are willing in the end.

So this is my first time making a request. Lets see how it goes. I really hope someone fills this.

Re: Raised by Dragons

[(Anonymous)]

The angst potential is ''OFF THE CHARTS''. Seconded!

Love or Loyalty?

[(Anonymous)]

The Dragonborn is very loyal to Ulfric, and is very serious about the oath she took to obey his every order. So when after the battle of Solitude, when he takes her to his bed, she reluctantly does as she's told and becomes his mistress.

Why the reluctance? Because she's madly in love with someone else! Even made tentative plans of courtship with said LI of interest (this OP would love it to be the likes of Farkas or Eric the Slayer, Argis the Bulwak, Ghorbash the Iron Hand or basically someone pretty far removed from the civil war and machinations of Skyrim's people of power and has never really had an interest in it).

Bonus points would be for a manipulative Galmar, who desperately doesn't want Ulfric to be made a fool of, and for his Jarl to have at least a little bit of happiness that Ulfric thinks he has with the Dragonborn. Perhaps he tries to remove LI from the picture completely?

Really I'd like to see how the Dragonborn struggles with the conflict of trying to make her Jarl happy, because she does genuinely care about Ulfric despite not having romantic or lustful feelings for him. And a worried LI who thinks that she's in way over her head, and desperately wants to help her escape a situation that she can never really be happy with.

It can be a sweet ending, with Ulfric realising she's in love with another man and lets her go, or it can be bittersweet, with the LI leaving her knowing all he's doing is breaking her heart, or a tragic ending involving a death and/or non-con - up to you!


TL;DR: DB finds herself in the bed of her King, but deeply loves another man - what happens next?



Although I've described the DB as a female here, I wouldn't really mind if DB was a male either! I don't have a problem with the LI being a female either, my main preference is het, but I don't really mind either way :)

Squicks for this prompt involve bathroom antics, that's about it? Whilst I'm not adverse to threesomes, I don't really think it'll suit the story.

Kinks include DB having previously been a virgin before she became Ulfric's mistress? Or just really shy about sex in general, and being a real romantic at heart.

Sorry for the long post, I'd like to think its not too specific of a prompt! Maybe it is? I don't know.

Re: Love or Loyalty?

[(Anonymous)]

I like this idea

M!DB/Siddgeir

[(Anonymous)]

Our hero shows up in Falkreath and proceeds to get on every last one of Siddgeir's nerves. He does this by not taking his bullshit and being the instigator of blistering sexual tension. In other words: Siddgeir thinks he's pretty hot, but he ain't no Dragonborn.

Completely optional bonus points if the DB is a vampire or the head of a faction. More bonus points if he messes with Siddgeir intentionally.