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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

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I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

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Bad Day at the Market

[(Anonymous)]

So I was cruising DeviantART and came across this little gem (http://janus3003.deviantart.com/art/Skyrim-Oddities-Market-367101120) from the Skyrim Oddities series.

Basically, when you get hitched to someone, they open up a shop in their general area which sells various stuff. And as shown in the comic in the link, working a shop in Skyrim can be a lot like working retail, with all the hellish aggravation that typically goes with it. Needless to say, after a particularly bad day of this, your sweetie is going to be in need of a little TLC, wouldn't you agree?

I would like a fic where our DB (race and gender don't really matter here) gives his or her spouse an exceptionally good night (sexytimes optional but definitely recommended) to make up for a day from hell at the market.

Re: Bad Day at the Market

[(Anonymous)]

OH, GODS THIS!

Seconded, thirded, and possibly even fourthed.

And thank you for sharing the link - it soothes my retail-demented soul :D

F!DB, The Hand

[(Anonymous)]

In my headcanon, the 'hand' facepaint you can give your character is a mark of banishment from some secret organization. So the story I usually concoct is my Dark Elf character was a magister-killer, and set up to be captured at the start of Skyrim.

As for what this has to do with the kink meme, for some reason I have a kink for strong, deadly women. As such, I'd kill for a story about a deadly woman taking her pleasure from her hapless partner/significant other/traveling companion/whatever.

Femslash preferred, or het.

Squicks are blood-play and toilet activities.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a repost of a prompt posted way back - it did get filled, but as the prompt was a very open-ended one, I thought I'd post it again.

Basically, instead of a player character Dragonborn, an NPC ends up getting called. Which one is entirely up to you, although I have particular soft spots for:

- Brynjolf (the Dragonborn of legend turns out to be a smooth-talking thief with extremely flexible morals - how doomed is the world?)
- Elisif ("I can't do this, I'm in mourning, I have a Hold to run, I can't be expected to kill dragons - wait, does this mean I could shout like Ulfric? Better than Ulfric? Falk, look after Solitude for me, I have a husband to avenge")
- Farkas (the man's perennially underestimated and could do with the limelight plus Vilkas' reaction at it not being him would be priceless)
- J'zargo (just because)
- Madanach (the scourge of the Nords finds out he's now part of their oldest legend - Season Unending just got interesting)
- Mirabelle or Rikke, because frankly Alduin should just go home now if either of those two get on the case.

But absolutely anyone who you think would make an interesting Dragonborn. Crack or serious, I don't mind. All I ask is not Cicero, because it's been done. :)

Smut optional, but no non-con if you do pair your NPC DB up with anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, this. This would be amazing. I'm already giggling wildly at some of your suggestions - Farkas complete with Vilkas' reaction, Elisif ("Falk look after Solitude, I have a husband to avenge"), MADANACH AT SEASON UNENDING OH SWEET TALOS THE CHAOS. Any one of these would be epic. And quite possibly HILARIOUS.

(frozen comment) Re: Forsworm Women: Also a Premptive Apology to Women

[(Anonymous)]

Dont worry im a female and i think THAT IS A GREAT IDEA. here, take my second.

Dragonborn losing their humanity

[(Anonymous)]

So I've always kind of headcanon'd that for every dragon soul Dovahkiin devours, she loses more and more of herself, her humanity, her morals. It's been years since she's vanquished Alduin, and her desire for destruction and power is becoming more potent as time goes on; everything's going downhill for her, she's falling lower and lower, she's getting into trouble with the law, she's almost feral when she sees a dragon, (whatever else lovely a!anon wants!), and as Harvey Dent so eloquently put it, "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Would kill for a nice angst-fest, perhaps paladin/cleric/goody-goody character. Romance is optional but I'd imagine watching someone you love fall so low would be heartbreaking for LI, and I love angst to death... In which case, Vilkas or Brynjolf, or any of the other usuals.

Love love LOVE all potential a!anons! This is my first prompt so please fill! :D

Re: Dragonborn losing their humanity

[(Anonymous)]

Worried Anon is taking on far too many fills but I really like the challenge of writing something I've never done before. I already have some ideas so I'm putting this prompt on my list!

The uses and abuses of magic

[(Anonymous)]

Ulfric Stormcloak, like an orc, lets his wounds heal naturally.

This is because his last experience with restoration magic was when the Thalmor were torturing him half to death and then healing him so they could start all over again.

(Go wherever you like with this. I just thought my angstmonster of a headcanon might inspire a plot bunny.)

Re: The uses and abuses of magic

[(Anonymous)]

Yikes. That's...horrifically plausible, actually.

Lucan+ Female DB maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

So i was thinking- on the quest where you have to get lucan the golden claw an he pays you money when you give it to him, what if he and the DB got close and eventually had le sexy time together?

Prefs are:

Camila is with Faendal, the DB is a fem wood elf , she hasen't found out she's dragon born yet and ralof was chosen at helgen.

Scats are any thing along the lines of bloodplay, fecies urine etc.

Re: Lucan+ Female DB maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

YES. this need s to happen! Seconded with ultimate plesure!

F!DB / Thieves Guild Males

[(Anonymous)]

I just can't get this out of my head...

When doing the Goldenglow estate quest I accidently set a fourth beehive on fire. Brynjolf wasn't happy about it, I can only imagine how Mercer would feel about my little screw up and how my DB would react to what she feels is him overreacting.. it's just one extra beehive right? Mercer might think her disrespectful and that she needs a lesson.

I imagine this would start out as just him and the DB, but there's little privacy in the Cistern so the other males (Sapphire just happens to be out on a job for this) would likely take at least a peek. When Mercer realizes this makes the DB uncomfortable he decides to use them for added punishment leading to one big happy gangbang.

I see this as starting out non-con or dub-con but how could a woman not end up enjoying the attention of so many drool-worthy men? Probably a few stamina potions are in order? Or maybe being the Dragonborn she just has that much stamina lol I’d like for Mercer to be the alpha male in this, but the other males being dominant over the DB as well, some more so than others perhaps, I’ll leave that up to the anon!

Bonus if one of the guys gets Delvin and Dirge involved in the fun as well.

I’ll adore you forever if the DB ends up pregnant and no one is certain who the father is until birth. I imagine they guys fight over this either because none want the responsibility but are all uncomfortable with an abortion or because they all want the child to be his so they can claim the DB for themselves, resulting in all of them taking care of the DB during her pregnancy in their own way. Maybe it can be worked in or should form a sequel, I’ll leave that up to you if you want to grant me this wish lol

Make it as dirty and depraved as you can, I think my only squick is bathroom stuff, other than that I’m very depraved!

Re: F!DB / Thieves Guild Males

[(Anonymous)]

OP here, forgot to specify I'd prefere if the DB were human female :)

F!DB/Northwatch Thalmor Guards

[(Anonymous)]

F!DB is a Nord and very pro Stormcloak. During the quest 'Missing in Action' where she agrees to help Avulstein Grey-Mane rescue his brother Thorald from Northwatch Keep, Skyrim's prison and torture hub for Talos Worshippers she gets caught by Thalmor soldiers before she even has a chance to properly scout out the area for her stealth rescue.

The Northwatch Interrogator enjoys sexually torturing and abusing female prisoners and the DB is no exception.

Wants: Rape, BDSM, Anal, Moresomes (I want some of the other guards to join in, even female guards), DP, Oral, Psychological Trauma, Angst, Blood Play.

Squicks: Bathroom Play, Bestiality.

Re: F!DB/Northwatch Thalmor Guards

[(Anonymous)]

OMG this is delicious! Seconded without a doubt! Someone please fill this!

Elenwen/Ulfric interrogation, edging, dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

I'm going to a special place in Oblivion for this, but I want the sexy alternate universe version of Ulfric the strapping younger soldier being interrogated until he breaks. Elves and their magic: she's got an enchanted ring (and I don't mean the kind you wear on your hand) that absolutely will not allow the poor man to come until she says he can, no matter what's done to him. And she's not going to say he can until he breaks.

What follows is slow, excruciating, humiliating and very, very thorough. Would like to see her keep her uniform gloves on while she works him over, maybe get cruel with various soft, tickly tools. Teasing his tight, helpless rear with an enchanted vibrator? I'll take that!

A million bonus points if one of her male associates drops by for a chat and starts teasing the prisoner's nipples (at least) while he's at it.

After Ulfric finally breaks and is allowed to come, the torment doesn't stop. No matter how sensitive he is or how much he begs. I want Elenwen to just wreck him for the cruel fun of it. :D

Other wants: All the humiliating, arrogant dirty talk, especially during the post-orgasm torture (he did break, after all, and she didn't even have to scar his body to do it).

Do not wants: Blood, actual pain, bathroom functions. Also would prefer no blowjobs or the optional male Thalmor fucking him or anything, as I find it sexier for this to keep them aloof and just focus exclusively on teasing this poor whimpering soldier's brains out. They can certainly talk about doing those things to mess with him, though!

I'll be off to hell now.

Re: Elenwen/Ulfric interrogation, edging, dubcon

[(Anonymous)]

Wait for me! I'll join you in hell for seriously liking this prompt!

The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim

[(Anonymous)]

Title says it all. All the good, bad, or cringe-worthy lines used by muscle-bound lugs (or suave ladies) in taverns and bars all over Skyrim.

I don't need story, just all the lines you can think of, such as "Why don't you conjure me into you bed?" or "Don't worry baby, I've got Elemental Protection." Even "Baby, your eyes must be enchanted, because I just got Soul Trapped."

I need it. All of them, no matter how bad they are.

Re: The Pick-up Lines of Skyrim

[(Anonymous)]

Have you been to the Soul Cairn? Because you can really raise my Boneman.

whooo

Daddy!Dovahkiin

[(Anonymous)]

The Dragonborn has vanquished countless foes, but when he and his wife Lydia decide to adopt a little boy and girl, he has to face the biggest challenge of all: Parenthood.

Bonus points for:
-DB NOT being the head of all the guilds, just to lower the Gary-Stuness
-FFFFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFF!

SRe: Daddy!Dovahkiin

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded, hard!

I just love a tough guy with his little girls.

Warping reality by yelling at it

[(Anonymous)]

Being dragonborn would be awesome - there's no denying that. But I think being able to warp the fabric of reality with your voice would also be a bit of a mindscrew at times, even in a world with magic (and especially while you were still getting used to it). What is it actually like for the Dragonborn, the first time they shout "FUS" and watch someone stumble backward? The first time that TIME slows down around them just because they told it to? Does it thrill them? Make them wary? Freak them out beyond belief? Are there certain shouts they can't quite bring themself to use in battle? (I always feel slightly evil breaking out the Fire Breath on soldiers simply fighting for what they believe in, or even on bandits who've done nothing especially heinous but try to rob me - though I have no problems roasting Thalmor in a billowing inferno of dragon fire!)

Re: Warping reality by yelling at it

[(Anonymous)]

I've written a story which is inspired by the idea What is it actually like for the Dragonborn, the first time they shout "FUS" and watch someone stumble backward? But it's only based on that one part of the prompt, and because I lost this link between starting to write it and finishing, it focuses more on the Dragonborn absorbing his first dragon soul and what that was like. Would you like me to post it here? The whole thing is several thousand words.

Win some, lose some

[(Anonymous)]

After they win the civil war, a staunch Talos-worshipping Stormcloak (Ulfric is the obvious choice, though personally I think Galmar would be hilarious) visits Whiterun and encounters the walking headache that is Heimskr. Give me their reaction.

Re: Win some, lose some

[(Anonymous)]

WE a but MAGGOTS! WRITHING in the FILTH!

*arrow from the shadows*

Guard: I'm going to find whoever did this.

*walks away*

Razelan

[(Anonymous)]

I love that guy. Seriously, after the whole murdering-loads-of-Thalmor thing, Razelan is part of the reason that Diplomatic Immunity may well be my favorite quest in the game. His dialogue is hilarious. Write me anything about him, and I will give you all the internets!

Re: Razelan

[(Anonymous)]

What kills me is that Elenwen actually tolerates him. I think she's hiding a sense of humor somewhere under those Thalmor robes.

Seconded!

Malborn: Anything goes!

[(Anonymous)]

I for one am pretty disappointed in the lack of Malborn on this meme. I mean, he's pretty, he's clever, and he has a snarky side that's hard to resist.
So, let's have him feature in something lovely and smutty, a!anons! Race, gender, plot, I don't care. Just no non-con, no death, no bathroom kinks and no disfigurement...and make this lovely Bosmer bust his nut.

Re: Malborn: Anything goes!

[(Anonymous)]

YES YES YES

Finally, a male Bosmer prompt that isn't another of mine. Glad to see someone else fond of Malborn here.

The most unlikely of allies

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see arrogant, brooding, traditionalist, leave-your-criminal-past-in-the-past Ulfric Stormcloak forced to work with smooth-talking, irreverant, rules-are-made-to-be-broken Brynjolf. Maybe to get rid of Maven Black-Briar (she's an Imperial supporter and attends Thalmor parties, after all, and even when the Stormcloaks win she's still de facto ruler of Riften)? I just think putting these two in the same room would be hilarious. Ulfric would growl and grumble and grit his teeth over working with a thief, and Brynjolf would mock him cheerfully and possibly even take him down a much-needed peg or two (because for all Ulfric's talk about honor, he's not afraid to play dirty *cough*Torygg*cough*). They might even make a good team if they didn't kill each other first.

Re: The most unlikely of allies

[(Anonymous)]

I never knew I needed this in my life. This has serious potential to be one of the funniest stories out there.
Someone with a talent for humour please please fill this!
I especially love the idea that after a while, the two of them even make a good team, but I guess none of them would be willing to admit that.
Seconded very hard!

Because jerks don't usually think they're jerks

[(Anonymous)]

Pick someone who's universally hated - Thonar Silver-Blood, Maven Black-Briar, Erikur, Nazeem, Elenwen - and show us their point of view. You don't have to try to make us like them or approve of their actions or even sympathize with them, just get into their head and show us why they think they're being reasonable.

(I realize that "universally hated" is kind of subjective, but I think most of the characters above are pretty free of redeeming features, as opposed to someone like Ulfric who tends to inspire strong feelings on both side of the love/hate spectrum, or Mercer who manages to be kind of a magnificent bastard while being heinous.)

Skill 1/1

[(Anonymous)]

This ended up being shorter and different than what I had planned, but I still hope the OP likes it.

Warnings: instituzionalized torture, discrimination and all around awfulness.

--

When she was five, an inspector came into her house. Her mother had woken her up early, much earlier than she was used to, to get bathed and perfumed, dressed and made presentable with the help of her nurse. She’d asked to the lady, as she combed and parted her hair, if they were going to another ceremony. Perhaps there was another festivity on that day.

Her nurse’s name was Hithaereth. She hadn’t known anyone else with a name like that, not at that age. She hadn’t known she came from the south, from a small village by the sea. She only knew her nurse’s sad, closed lip smile, when she bowed to her every morning and held out her hand. She’d smiled at her, that day, and told her they were waiting for company. That it was a special occasion, and her mother expected her to be on her best behavior. That she might even get a present afterwards.

The inspector had been a stunning sight. She’d seen the likes of him from her balcony, walking by. She’d seen them at parades and ceremonies. His enchanted robes had looked as soft and unyielding as the night, reaching down all the way from his superiority to her ground. When she’d bowed to him, eyes fixed on the golden threadwork, her heart hammered like a bird’s, and she desperately wished to be like that.

The inspection had been a brief, impersonal affair. She’d passed, as was expected, and got rewarded for not crying afterwards. On the years to come, she’d taken that attitude, of her inspector’s detached, clinical observation, as an example of professionalism and excellence at work. She knew she grew to be exemplary tall, well formed, beautiful and talented. It was as it had to be, for all the steps had been followed. It was written on her blood. Truly, it was inevitable.

She excelled in her studies, when she applied herself. And she applied herself, because she was a beautiful mer, and her parents and tutors wouldn’t mar her perfect skin, but a southern lowbred of calloused hands and shorter stature could not be much further ruined. She devoted herself to the arcane, to the arts of healing and banishing undead. Her classmates questioned her, sometimes. Pulled her aside to discuss if that’s all she really thought she had to offer for herself.

But she already knew how to play that game. “Everything is useful, if one applies it well.”

“You are indeed correct. But surely you agree some skills are more useful than others?”

“Absolutely, I do. It’s those skills that are applied well.”

She came to be surrounded by aspiring healers and priests, all proud of their achievements, all eager to go out into the world and do well. She came home late, preferring to walk among the beautiful spires than mingle with friends, and intruded in the servants’ quarters out of her parents’ sight.

“I apologize,” she said. She raised her hand and cast her spell, focusing on the lashes across the back.

“It is alright, Miss. All is well.”

Hithaereth was not a young mer. She would have probably had children of her own, as Elenwen eventually would, at her age. But it was forbidden, and it had been seen to, and all she had was this child, so bright and so determined. So driven to her far reaching ends.

“It is not. I neglected my studies this past week, and that is inexcusable.”

A click of the tongue. Impolite, but expected. “No one is perfect, Elenwen.”

She stopped healing. She reversed the spell. She’d only learned she could do that that same day. Hithaereth grimaced and tensed.

“I am perfect.” She breathed deep and resumed casting her spell.

F!DB/Vex

[(Anonymous)]

Just gimme some delicious femslashy DB/Vex. I'm open when it comes to plot and kinks!

Bonus if
Vex has never been with a woman before and the DB has.
Vex is extremely reluctant to admit her desire for her Guildmaster, even to herself.

Oh and I'd love a Nord DB but any of the human races would also be awesome :)

Horrorfic? Oh, please do!

[(Anonymous)]

There needs to be more horrorfic on this meme. Or, at least that's my opinion. Could be the opinion of a lot more people!
OC's, canon characters, OC/NPC, OC/OC, NPC/NPC, OP doesn't care if you want to put in pairings or not, let's just get some creepiness and scary stuff in here!

As the great horror prompters of old once said, "Give me horror fills or give me death! ...Actually, both. Give me both."

Any and all things that are okay in the rules are okay here! Bring your squicks and bring your kinks!

Huge onyx wings behind despair (Until the light takes us/A dream of wolves in the snow) [TAGS]

[(Anonymous)]

Title: Huge onyx wings behind despair (Until the light takes us/A dream of wolves in the snow)

Main characters: Vilkas, F!PC, M!PC
Minor characters: , Kodlak Whitemane, Skjor, Andurs, Danica Pure-Spring
Kinks: werewolf, vampire, violence, gore, friendship, loyalty, angst
Summary: To testify that the new whelp is worthy enough to become a Companion, Vilkas accompanies him on a mission as his shield-brother. But on the road, they cross the way of a strange beast...
!!! Spoiler!!! : Dawnguard
A!A word: English isn’t my mother tongue, so I’m sorry if some parts aren’t... english ._.

Lesbian Vampires

[(Anonymous)]

Basically in my travels I can across a den (coven?) of Vampires.
There was a female thrall and three female Vampires.
On one of the tables was a female Breton, dead naked and legs spread (Bethesda!).

So my mind went to Lesbian Vampires.
Lesbian Vampires that lure men with their beauty and kill them.
Lesbian Vampires who lure females, fuck them, then kill them.
Lesbian Vampires who fuck their thrall.
Lesbian Vampires who have orgies.
etc etc.

So yeah.....
Anything goes for kinks really; save for waterspouts, toilet stuff etc.

The rest of the story

[(Anonymous)]

Especially now that there's no more DLCs, the looming threat of the Aldmeri Dominion makes me terribly uneasy for Skyrim's future. It may be quite thoroughly jossed by the next Elder Scrolls game, but I want to see the Dragonborn take the fight to the Thalmor after finishing up with Alduin and the Civil War. Maybe the Dominion invades, or maybe the Dragonborn and allies go on the offensive. Maybe they strike while the Empire is splintering apart, or maybe everyone forgets their differences in the face of a larger threat. Maybe the Dragonborn is a Stormcloak, or maybe they're with the Legion. Maybe the existence of the Dragonborn is what scares the Dominion enough that they decide they have to go to war and eliminate the threat. If you want you can even kill the Dragonborn - maybe his/her final act of heroism was destroying the Dominion. I don't care - I just want to see the Thalmor get their just desserts. Those guys have a long-standing appointment with the mailed fists of justice!

Re: The rest of the story

[(Anonymous)]

It always bugged me that you couldn't do this in game. Seconded. :)

Ondolemar the Accidental Adventurer

[(Anonymous)]

By some divine mistake, Ondolemar ends up being dragged along for one of the Dragonborn's numerous misadventures, which goes about as well as one would expect.

Female human Dragonborn preferred, but anything goes, really. Much love if the DB is a Breton and a thief.

Re: Ondolemar the Accidental Adventurer

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhh what a good prompt, seconded! For me the reason he ended up getting dragged around by me was because I installed a mod :D I like to imagine he is very annoyed by my antics, and would love to see someone take a stab at this.

A truly independent Skyrim

[(Anonymous)]

So, after playing F:NV, I was more than slightly miffed when I found out that I couldn't go independent rule on Skyrim like I could New Vegas. And that, lovely anons, is where you come in; give me a Dragonborn who gives everyone the finger and tells the Stormcloaks and the Empire to screw off, before securing themselves as High King/Queen; their reasons can vary, their morals can be as clear cut or questionable as you please, and I really don't mind any race, gender, or pairing.

So long as bathroom stuff is kept in the bathroom, the answer to any of your questions will be 'yes', 'I don't care, they're all awesome', or 'Go for it, buddy!'

Re: A truly independent Skyrim

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED!

Re-post: Dawnstar Sanctuary Torture Chamber

[(Anonymous)]

Has been requested 2 months ago, but didn't get any fills, so here I try again:

Give me some good old-fashioned rape.

The DB has some fun with some 'guests' of his / her own choice.

Maybe DB is still pissy that Vilkas treated them like shit and has him taken to teach him a lesson?
Or maybe DB is sick and tired of Elenwen's stinky attitude and 'invites' her over for some one-sided fun?
Or maybe DB wants to get his 'revenge' on Maro in different ways than simply killing him?

So many possibilities, so little time.

Extra points for Nord DB. I don't care about the gender, I just love tall, strong, dominant DBs.

Extra extra points for other assassins watching and enjoying the show, maybe even playing with a few other hostages.

Extra extra extra points if one of the other hostages is close to the one being raped by the DB. Maybe a sibling or a former lover or a spouse etc etc.

And I'll have your children if the 'victim' ends up enjoying it much more than they are willing to admit.

Give me angst, non-con or maybe even dub-con. I have no squicks whatsoever.