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Misfire: Welcome Returns, sequel to 'All creatures great and small' 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

Sequel to 'All creatures great and small', featuring Farkas and Nibenor (Male Bosmer DB).

Kinks:Slash. Size. Bosmer. Nord. Angst/ loneliness. Hurt/comfort. Anal. Oral.

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Welcome Returns

It had been three days. That was all. Just three days, not even a span. Three days was nothing. It came and went in the blink of an eye, lost to the patterns of life’s routines.

Farkas knew it, and well. But he also couldn’t care less at this point in time, that the period that Nibenor had been away for was utterly insignificant. In length, anyway.

He sighed heavily, staring into Jorrvaskr’s ever burning fire, tugging a stray strand of dark hair out of his eyes. Somewhere behind him, a shield sibling tutted quietly as they took note of his state.

Not that he cared.

Nibenor, their shield brother, Bosmer, Dragonborn and most importantly, his recently claimed lover, was gone. Not for good, Farkas reminded himself. Not unless something untoward occurred whilst he was out on his adventures, which was certainly a possibility. But one that, while occurring on numerous occasions before, never seemed to stop Nibenor from returning home to Whiterun. Not necessarily unscathed, but he always did manage to return.

Except that this was different, Farkas grudgingly remembered. This wasn’t that Jarl Balgruff had sent him to deal with some bandits, or to fetch someone’s lost sword or even delve into some cave full of Dwemer ruins and Falmer. This was Dragonborn, world saving business.

This was serious.

Three days ago Farkas had followed his significantly smaller partner up into Dragonsreach, where the Bosmer had petitioned the Jarl to allow him to trap a dragon in the keep. An outlandish, desperate attempt to end the trouble of Alduin Worldeater that, against all odds, Balgruff had agreed to.

For a moment, none of them had believed it. The Dark Elf housecarl had stared at him as though he’d lost his mind. Nibenor had simply stared before collecting his wits and nodding as Balgruff had led them out towards the terrace.

It had whirled by, the agreement, the shout, a red dragon swooping in and causing chaos only to be trapped like a skeever. And just a few minutes after, Nibenor had pecked Farkas on the cheek, promised he’d be back soon and hopped onto the back of the dragon before disappearing off to the-Divines-only-knew-where.

Or Sovngarde, in actuality.

Now, Farkas trusted Nibenor to return to him beyond everything else. Their relationship depended on that trust, and so they both gave it freely. And in all honesty, the warrior in him both craved to hear the stories Nibenor would return with, and seethed jealously at the same time. But the lover worried.

The lover, the more caring, if not anywhere near rational part of him knew that there was a good chance that Nibenor would die in his endeavours. Hell, the rational part of him knew that too.

Too many times Nibenor had stumbled into Jorrvaskr limping or bleeding or bruised or barely conscious. And that was against things that dwelled on Nirn. What was he going to do against a dragon that was devouring souls in the afterlife?

He trusted Nibenor as a warrior. But the thought that he wouldn’t come back to him was utterly terrifying. The two of them had only been ‘official’ as Ria referred to it, for a few months, but Farkas couldn’t imagine what he would do without the little elf now.

Re: Misfire: Welcome Returns, sequel to 'All creatures great and small' 1a/?

[(Anonymous)]

“Brother.”

The voice startled Farkas out of his unusually deep thoughts and he turned to see Vilkas standing behind him, frowning down at him.

“What?” Farkas replied, mildly irritated at the interruption.

“You need to get out of here and do something, Farkas. You’re going to drive yourself mad if you keep worrying about him.”

“So I’m supposed to not worry?”

“Yes,” Vilkas replied bluntly, folding his arms over his chest

“It’s not going to help him, is it?”

Farkas averted his gaze.

“No.”

“Look. There’s a job just come in, some necklace has been stolen from one of the farmers and wants it back. The pay’s good so you, Torvar and Athis go and get it back.”

“Three of us?”

Vilkas shrugged.

“Bandits. It’s worth being careful when they’re so desperate
they’d steal a farmer’s trinket.”

“Fine.”

“Good. Athis and Torvar are waiting in the courtyard. They’ve got the details, so get to it.”

Farkas shoved his chair backwards, irritated. But Vilkas was probably right about him needing to get out. His brother always was the smart one.

“Oh and Farkas,” Vilkas called over his shoulder before turning to look at his twin. Farkas lifted an eyebrow. “Don’t go daydreaming about him and get yourself into trouble. He’ll be back. You just need to give him time.”

The taller twin nodded at his brother’s words before hefting his greatsword and heading out to meet his shield brothers.

F DB/Prison Guards

[(Anonymous)]

I had this weird fantasy while playing Skyrim the other day. My main character was captured by the guards, the usual. However, I had this idea in my head of the F DB seducing the guards, having sex and then escape.

Requirements:

Dragonborn is female

Can be more than one guard, but the main one must be male. Female guards are included but if there is one guard, must be male.

Dragonborn must be non-Human. There are too many Human Dragonborns on here so I want to see something different. I have a preference to elves but anything can work.

Can use be dub-con or sub-con.

F Dragonborn/Bandits-Gangbang

[(Anonymous)]

Consensual gangbang between Female Dragonborn and a group of bandits. Not rape. Female Dragonborn must be submissive. I don't have a preference for race but I prefer elven dragonborns

[(Anonymous)]

Do you have any lockpicks ?
Because I want to play with your chest

Sapphire/Vipir the Fleet - The Art of Lockpicking

[(Anonymous)]

Another smooth click from an opened adept lock was a sound of triumph to Sapphire's ears. A rarity of an exultant smile graced her frosted berry lips after experiencing unrelenting fiascos of butchered jobs these past months. It seemed that bad luck has finally caught up with her, the "curse" as Delvin ominously states, has officially affected all of the Guild.
Although she cares little for most of her Guild mates, the lone she-wolf could not find it within herself to get up and leave the crumbling organisation that was once fearfully respected has now reduced to being pitiful, openly joked about. After all there was Niruin, Cynric, Brynjolf and, most of all, Delvin; they are the closet thing she has for a family to trust and stand up for, who do so in turn for her. She still grits her teeth whenever she goes near Vex, who bluntly remarked that she was surprised the Nord hadn't ran off like half of the Guild. Damn that icy Imperial bitch.
"Hi Sapphire," A thick, lilted voice addresses her, causing an innocent lock-pick to be snapped mercilessly between tightly curled fingers.
Vipir.
Composing herself for a few moments, Sapphire stands then turns to see her least favourite brother-in-crime, clad in grey leather Guild armour much like herself, casually leaning up against the master chest. Gods, her kinsman's habit of flirting always got on her nerves, still not getting the obvious hint she isn't interested to his smarmy, pathetic self who's desperate for a shag.
"Yes Vipir?" The brunette inquires with faux pleasantness, poorly fluttering her long eyelashes to add an extra layer to her snarky attitude towards the supposed master of pickpocketing. She was prepared for whatever shot the bastard throws.
"Do you have any lockpicks?" He genuinely asks, the irritating grin lessening into that of a soft smile.
Okay. This wasn't what the Nordic beauty expected.
"Sure... Why are you interested in lock picking?" Since you are so terrible at it, she mentally added but kept to herself.
"Because I want to play with your chest~" Was the laden-innuendo response he given her, his silver eyes glint that matches the returning saucy grin plastered on his face.
Instead of a snarky comeback or even a smite of warning, Sapphire retrieves then casually tosses a generous dozen of lock-picks at the startled thief who barely catches all of the tiny, thin sticks of iron. Vipir still looks questioningly at the unexpected tools, turning his bemused gaze to the fellow thief resetting then swaggers off to exit the training room.
"Knock yourself out." She flippantly says over her shoulder, grinning to herself as Vipir stares frustrated after her retreating, voluptuous form.

~*~*~*~

Tags - Sapphire; Vipir the Fleet; Nord; NPCs; flirting; rejection.

[(Anonymous)]

I came across this in my search for Farkis fanfic but this is fantastic! I read the entire thing in one sitting & want more <3

Missfire: Caught

[(Anonymous)]

Vilkas’ hands shook as he read the note for the umpteenth time.

“I came across this in my search for Farkis fanfic but this is fantastic! I read the entire thing in one sitting & want more <3”

How could this be? Who in their right mind would write such things about the Companions? He cursed not having the benefits of lycanthropy for the second time. It had been humiliating to have to ask Aela for help. “It smells like the Harbinger.” The woman had said, with a smug air that a less incensed person would have noticed. Vilkas was too far gone for that. He burst into the woman’s room with a violence that echoed through the living quarters of Jorrvaskr. Dragonborn or no, this demanded an explanation. “Harbinger!” He cried, “Explain yourself!”

The tiny woman had hastily thrown a robe over herself, and was frantically trying to tie it shut when he came to see him. “Explain what?” She huffed.

Vilkas merely thrust the note in her face. “This.” He spat venomously. He watched her take the note and pale as she read the contents.

“Um…” She faltered, “I can explain…!”

“You godsdamned bloody better!”

“If you’d give me a damned moment, I will!” Vilkas was temporarily stunned. The Dragonborn did not often lose her temper. “It was a crazy thing I wrote that some accursed thief must have stolen in Riften. I hadn’t meant for that to be published!”

Vilkas put a hand to his head in frustration. If it was published, it was too late. “Well, mind telling what was in that?” The Dragonborn flushed in response. “I’m going to find out anyway. I’d rather hear it from you, first.”

She took a deep breath and muttered. “It was about you.”

“What?”

“About us, really.”

“There is no ‘us’. You shot me down, remember?”

The Dragonborn sighed. “No, I didn’t. I simply…”

“You simply what?”

“I didn’t know what to say!”

He tried not to yell, he really did. “You didn’t know what to say, so you wrote a fanfic?!” Her only response was to bite her lip. “So what was in it that your adoring fan loved so much?”

Vilkas watched the Dragonborn’s eyes go wide as her faced flushed once again. “Um… Yes, about that…”

“Spit it out, woman!”

“Curse it, Vilkas! It was about what could have happened if I wasn’t a gutless idiot!”

The Nord froze, as his mind started down an uncertain, yet hopeful path, “And what could have happened?”

“This.” She seized him and kissed him furiously.

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After some rampant sexing, the two lay breathless and sweaty on the Harbinger’s bed.

“So,” Vilkas’ asked slyly, “Was it better than the book?”

The Dragonborn laughed, “Worthy of a sequel, I should think.”

“Please, love, no more of that!”

“Only if you let me live the life and not fantasize about it.” She smirked.

“You would have me?” Vilkas marveled.

She nodded solemnly. “Now and forever.”

“Well then, we should go to the Temple of Mara and see this done.” He watched as she smiled at him.

A thought occurred to him. “By the way… what in Oblivion did you write about Farkas?”

The Dragonborn paled.

-------

END

tags:
char:F!DB, char:F!PC, char:M!NPC, char:Vilkas, kink:crack/humor, kink:romance, relationship:het

Erandur in his Priest of Vaermina days

[(Anonymous)]

Not too sure if I'm doing this right, or if this has been done before but I'll have a go at it! I'd love to see a story between Erandur when he was a priest with his friends, Veren and Thorek. Go to town on this, I have no preferences :)

Daedra demigods

[(Anonymous)]

As a mythology dork this anon would adore a fill about daedra/mortal dynamics. Maybe there are heroes all around Tamriel who are half-daedra; maybe a daedra - or Daedric Prince especially, or whatever take your pick - is infatuated with a human, or just plain wants to bed them. Maybe they end up pregnant, maybe they don't. Maybe there's a prophecy, or maybe they want to pull a Dionysus/Ariadne and make them their immortal consort in the night sky.

I have a kink for just about anything except buttstuff and non-con (dub-con works, however), things that could work well with this are a het relationship and impregnation, or maybe you could make it about a character who's half-daedra and their life, struggles, thoughts on daedra etc. I'm happy with anything unless otherwise stated, it can range from an angsty genfic to a hot daedric sexathon and/or consensual gang-bang, totally up to you anons!

Re: Daedra demigods

[(Anonymous)]

Okay so I was working on a fill for this prompt with the kid of Sanguine and then Molag Bal's kid showed up and Hermaeus Mora joined the party and Hircine slunk in and Sheogorath brought beer and now Menphina has slithered under the door so the fill might take a little longer than expected if that's okay.

Mercer/Gallus

[(Anonymous)]

Just an idea that popped into my stupid little mind.

Id like to see some kind of special bond between Gallus and Mercer, but one of them think of the other in a sexualized way.

F!DB/Ulfberth

[(Anonymous)]

I hear Ulfberth say "We should have a pint together sometime." to Dragonborn a lot in my playthrough...

So, basically the prompt is a boisterous, Nordic F!DB takes Ulfberth up on the offer and they go to the Bannered Mare to unwind. They both get a little too intoxicated and end up sleeping together. Just a one time thing though, a little secret between the two.

Please no angst, non-con, watersports, or scat.

Dub-con is cool, especially if it's Ulfberth being apprehensive since he's married and all.

Also, this might sound really picky, but brunette colored hair is preferred though not a must.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really happy she was strong enough to finally walk away. I think this was the only way this story could have ended...but I want a sequel. I want to see Ariella move on to a happier life with or without a new man. I just don't want to see her get back together with Vilkas. He can come back in the sequel, but she really needs to move on and find herself again. She's the Dragonborn. She has a destiny to fulfill. I really enjoyed this character and I think you could write more with her. That's just my opinion at least.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sorry if this is a double post.

I'm really happy she was strong enough to finally walk away. I think this was the only way this story could have ended...but I want a sequel. I want to see Ariella move on to a happier life with or without a new man. I just don't want to see her get back together with Vilkas. He can come back in the sequel, but she really needs to move on and find herself again. She's the Dragonborn. She has a destiny to fulfill. I really enjoyed this character and I think you could write more with her. That's just my opinion at least.

[(Anonymous)]

Really enjoying this! Can't wait to see the next part!

Daedric Babies

[(Anonymous)]

I really want to fill this out but I'm new and I don't know how to so I'll see if I can work it out but it might take a while so any help is appreciated

F!DB/M!NPC

[(Anonymous)]

The size kink is totally fun, but it is usually a petite Breton or Bosmer DB. I would like a large, sturdy Nord Dragonborn who is still just as beautiful. While most stories depict the breasts and bottom as being luxuriously and enticingly large, most of us know that's not where the weight actually goes all the time. In summary: a sturdy, strong DB being smexed (or just appreciated in a different way) by a M!NPC.

Bonus points if:
-DB doesn't really like her thighs/arms/waist/whatever and LI shows her that he thinks they're sexy.
-NPC is either a warrior (Farkas *squeal*) or a smaller man like a shorter Imperial or bosmer. I have a soft spot for that really optimistic guy in Ivarstead.

Squicks:
-Bathroom Stuff
-painful things (like hot candle wax T.T ....just Eww) but small biting is fine

Sorry for the long prompt.

Re: F!DB/M!NPC

[(Anonymous)]

I love this prompt! I will certainly try to fill it, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

Thisisnttheendrightiwillliterallydiecryingifthisistheend
Pleasepleasepleasedontlethebeactuallydeadplease
Iloveyourwritingandiloveariellaandvilkasandidontwantthistobeover

Dawning - part 17?

[(Anonymous)]

Is that really the end? I can't believe it ended so sadly. Any chance you'll continue it with a happy ending? I notice he only found Ariellas bloodied robes not an identifiable body, does that mean shes still alive? Surely, the Dragonborn couldnt be felled by a troll? Still, it's a good story.

Nord Mages. Farengar x Miraak or Farengar x Onmund

[(Anonymous)]

Okay, I fully expect this to go unfilled, but I can dare to dream!

Farengar is my favorite character. Grumpy, intellectual, loves to get into verbal battles of wit, but still looks like he could kick someone's ass - an athletic intellectual (om nom nom).

I want to read a fill about being one of the only Nord academic/intellectual/magic users in Skyrim.

There are only two other Nord mages I can think of.
Onmund (student at Winterhold). And our favorite 5,000 year old Dragonborn, Miraak. Or you could count random bandits, too.

I want to read some hot and steamy action between Nord mages. Maybe a power struggle to see who's the most badass? Or a stand-off of who has it harder, growing up in Skyrim? That results in making out?

Any smut/crack/angst welcome!!! Any genders. Prefer fanfic to contain Farengar, but any Nord magic user would be cool.

Kinks: Smart/magic Nords
Squicks: Bathroom stuff

Misfire g'lore

[(Anonymous)]

HOLY MISFIRES BATMAN, look at this page o.O

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my gaaad please continue, this is VERY hot! There's never enough sexy times with the two hottest brothers in Skyrim!

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, has it already been two years? I tried to back track to see where I started reading it from the comments, but...I couldn't tell >_< I think that I started reading it about a year ago?

I'll definitely be sad to see Audric go (and delighted if he happens to appear elsewhere) but I must say that it's incredibly satisfying to see them finally getting together! I usually hate Ulfric, but with Audric he's actually likeable!

You somehow always manage to post shortly before I come 'round the site for my periodic checks, too. It's one of those odd coincidences that always makes me laugh. Or rather, cackle in joy in a way that would make people look at me funny if I were in public.

P.S. This key captcha thing is weird.

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