Skyrim Page 5 - "NAKED! Naked naked naked "

[skyrimkinkmeme]

 CLOSED FOR PROMPTS,

BUT OPEN FOR FILLS

HELPFUL TIPS

>Please post your prompts with the paired characters and any notable kinks/trigger warnings in the title.
>When posting prompts, always remember to add kinks you're both looking for and wanting to avoid in a potential fill.
>When filling, please remember to add your story tags: characters, relationship types, kinks, series and universe (ie: skyrim)
>Our character limit here at LJ is 4300.
>If you have any other questions about posting, visit the HOW TO KINK MEME THREAD, under the Page Summary on your left.

Comments

Massive helpings of Great War angst

[(Anonymous)]

Because Galmar recently broke out the "countless dead haunt countless sleepless nights" and "Ulfric's anger floats on a sea of tears" lines on me, and not too long afterward I ran across that poor guy with the terrible case of PTSD in the Ratway warrens, and not too long afterward I heard this song:

Oh my friends, my friends forgive me
That I live and you are gone.
There's a grief that can't be spoken.
There's a pain goes on and on.

Phantom faces at the windows.
Phantom shadows on the floor.
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will meet no more.

Oh my friends, my friends, don't ask me
What your sacrifice was for
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will sing no more...

Re: Massive helpings of Great War angst

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded, because Great War angst is always good.

AND a thousand cookies for you for that Les Mis reference!

Wujeeta/From-Deepest-Fathoms, comfort, romance

[(Anonymous)]

I found From-Deepest-Fathoms death on my last playthrough, and I felt so sorry for her, I would like to see things go well for her:

The dragonborn left with the Lexicon, but Fathoms is still tormented by the memories of Avanchnzel. So much, in fact, that she contemplates suicide as a way to end it all. But then she meets Wujeeta.

Wujeeta, having just overcome her skooma addiction, has a new more positive outlook of life. She notices Fathom's suffering, and tries to help her overcome her memories and look forward to the future.

And they fall in love.

PS: I'm more interested in the romance, so sex is optional. However, fluffy and lovely f/f argonian lovemaking would be VERY welcome.

Cuz they're the Romeo and Juliet of Whiterun

[(Anonymous)]

Anything with Olfina Gray-Mane and Jon Battle-Born. Anything at all. There needs to fic about their forbidden love.

Re: Cuz they're the Romeo and Juliet of Whiterun

[(Anonymous)]

I was literally JUST thinking this when I ran past them while playing the game earlier. Kind of surprised I haven't seen this fic done yet (and if it has, someone please link it). Seconded!

Khajiit F!Dragonborn cuddles like a cat

[(Anonymous)]

I have a cat, and the other day he decided to sit on my chest while I played skyrim and it got me pondering on how similar Khajiits are to domesticated cats in terms of cuddling. Do they purr? Do they nuzzle your face with their nose, or flick the tip of their tail back and forth? Does their loved one like to run their thumb over the undersides of their fingers, like I do with my cat's paws? If someone could write a fic that answers this conundrum featuring a Khajiit F!DB and her non-Khajiit girlfriend (I'm preferential to Dunmer, Orcs, and Nords), I'd be eternally grateful.

Aedra porn

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! That's right! Daedras get some so why not these guys! Something sweet or sexy or both with one or all of the Divines! Oh and Lorkhan can come too.

No bathroom stuff though.

Re: Aedra porn

[(Anonymous)]

Lorkhan was bored and horny, but mostly horny. So he went to the place where time lived to see his other self.

And there was Akatosh, in his half-dragon and half-man glory. Which was ugly but that was just Lorkhan's thoughts. Akatosh was not all that pleased to see him. While Lorkhan did not like to see Akatosh, other parts of him did. Akatosh's eyes widened, drawn downward. "Oh!"

"Oh yes," Lorkhan crowed. "My spear is still the mightiest in all worlds."The Aedra snarled, wrapping his talon-tipped fingers around it tightly. "I don't think so, Lorkhan," he said. "I can make your spear shrink to insignificance at my leisure."

"Ah!" Lorkhan's teeth shined into a smile. "How long has that been?"

Akatosh answered only with the scrape of a talon along his spear, all the way to the head. Lorkhan grabbed the dragon head of Akatosh and forced his jaws apart, reaching in her pulled the mer head of Auri-El to rest against the teeth. Grinning ferociously, he kissed them deeply. A growl rumbled through him like thunder, and he grabbed a fistful of Lorkhan's streaming hair, pulling him closer.

Lorkhan chewed on the Aedra's lip, drawing blood with his dagger-like teeth. "How long since we bonded? How long have you craved for me?"

"An eternity, you fiend," he hisses, grinding his hips forward, talons still pricking at the base of his adversary's spear.
Lorkhan licked the blood, groaning huskily. He could have slaked his lust with Kyne or Mara, but Akatosh... Akatosh made it so good. He drags nails against the scales, ripping some of them off.
He snarls in pain and pleasure, the scales regrowing instantly; his hand pulls and strokes, both rewarding and punishing at the same time with those cruel claws. He lowers his mouth to Lorkhan's neck, kissing and biting as he goes.

The Aedra gasps, moving his leg over the dragon's arm to receive more. He digs his teeth into Akatosh's long neck, blood rushing out. Akatosh roars in passion and pushes Lorkhan to the ground, grinding himself down on top of him. All of his eyes blaze with fire, hungry and seething.
"Yes!" Lorkhan groans, both sexes of him yearn. "Make us whole again!"

At this Akatosh digs his claws in, thrusting forward his hips and crushing Lorkhan's spear between their bellies. His mer-mouth descends upon the other Aedra's lips, while the dragon jaws around his head stretch wide in ecstasy. Lorkhan screams in pleasure, devouring Auri-El's mouth and body shuddering with need and want.
Akatosh blazes with light, sliding viciously into Lorkhan's deepest reaches, claws raking over the Aedra's skin. His forked tongue teases at his neck and then his nipple, a rumble building in his throat. The dragon's body is tearing Lorkhan's apart and he loves it. Each movement is like a strike of lightning. His eyes roll back; he digs at Aka's face. The dragon purrs and the mer groans, thrusting harder as he grinds his belly to Lorkhan's. Blood splashes and falls as newborn stars, and Akatosh's talons dig into the other Aedra's thighs.

Lorkhan moans, voice following the stars. Red Mountain trembles for another eruption.The Dunmer run for cover. A crack begins to appear in the White-Gold. The Aedra drinks the blood deeply.
"I will rend you!" roars Akatosh in his rage-love, kissing Lorkhan's red-smeared mouth. His hand aggressively curls tight around the Aedra's trapped spear with a force that would have crushed continents.

Lorkhan screams, nearly coming from the contact. "Rend me! Yes! Paint my blood over Nirn, over Aether! Break me!"

Someone gruff confesses love.

[(Anonymous)]

Like what the title says. Someone standoffish or gruff confessing love. Like Galmar, Teldryn, Tullius...I'm not saying Ulfric because he has a way with words, he would pull a string of poetry from the air if he needed it, where as Tullius is more fortright. Maybe Janessa, Mjoll, Farkas, or Ambarys Rendar would work.

Het/Homo couples both welcome. not really a sexual post but squicks are non-con, blood, bathroom business and death.

Re: Someone gruff confesses love.

[(Anonymous)]

Challenge accepted ;)

Rozenn!Anon

F!DB/Thalmor

[(Anonymous)]

What I would like to see is some Thalmor Hunting - with a twist. We all know they're arrogant pricks but it is really sexy in a way. So give me the Dragonborn hunting Thalmor but with the intention of bedding them. She can kill them after if you like in a Black Widow type of way but mostly the goal is to prey on them for her pleasure. All of them are open season: Elewen, Ondolmer, Ancano, etc. Just give me those snooty elves being shagged fer a girl's pleasure.

I'm pretty good with dub-con (for the Thalmor) but I would prefer human and mer races. Double props for a Bosmer or Nord, though.

Squicks are any hardcore gore, bathroom kinks, and sappy romance (sorry, it kills my porn-loving heart to read sudden wuv in the middle of sex)
Size kinks are very much loved~

Re: F!DB/Thalmor

[(Anonymous)]

So are you specifically looking for femdom? Because I must say I like the idea of a rough and tumble Nord warrior (or orc if you were into that)physically dominating a morally resistant, but undeniably turned Thalmor.

Mercer/initiate thief!db - Scoundrel's Folly

[(Anonymous)]

Just replaying the thieves guild missions again, and my love for Mercer Frey is being reignited with the force of a thousand supernovas. After finishing Dampened Spirits, Brynjolf urges the DB to hurry and see Mercer, and he is more pissed than ever!
Que DB fucking up and making Mercer snap.

Dub-con/non-con fucking on Mercer's desk for Mercer's pleasure first and foremost.

DB can be any race/gender combo a!a prefers, but bonus points for a tall, lean and smug-as-hell Altmer db swallowing his superiority complex and servicing everyone's favorite jerk guildmaster as a horny, good little cumdump and secretly enjoying it.

Extra bonus points for Mercer finishing with the words "don't disappoint me."

Ps. I love you all, skyrimmers <3

Re: Mercer/initiate thief!db - Scoundrel's Folly

[(Anonymous)]

I'll never not second a Mercer fill, so seconding!

SIBBI BLACK BRIAR: CONJUGAL VISIT

[(Anonymous)]

Sibbi Black Briar and a female character are authorized to have sex in his cell, however they are not allowed a curtain or screen for privacy. The female character can be the PC/DB, NPC, or an OC -- doesn't matter. Kinks include exhibitionism, loud sex, and dirty talk. Otherwise everything is up to you.

Re: SIBBI BLACK BRIAR: CONJUGAL VISIT

[(Anonymous)]

Can I do an elven Dragonborn who got sent to jail for stealing and is not a thieve's guildmember that tried to steal from the black briar's?

PCXCompanion

[(Anonymous)]

Here's the scenario:
Your PC is restricted within Jorrvaskor under medical instructions, becoming frustrated and who possibly has a great sexual appetite or is simply trying to escape from such a dire situation through masturbation.
However it's not that easy as s/he is still a whelp, thus don't have the absolute privacy they need.
S/he do find privacy in a pantry or a storage cupboard in the Mead Hall. S/he attempts to masturbate, alas the Dibella has turned her back and they can't help but be restricted by their still healing and crippling wound. She/he gets interrupted by one of their shield brothers/sisters, who may understand and empathise PC's situation, offers to help them gain release.

Bonuses
-Aela, Vilkas and Farkas are excluded from this as the other Companions don't get enough love.
-Thilma was about to walk on PC but thankfully was stopped by Shield Brother/Sister who volunteers to get the acquired item for the old housekeeper.
-Aela/Vilkas/Farkas/Skjor overhear and remark to PC and/or Shield Brother/Sister.

MULTI FILLS ARE ENCOURAGED!

Kinks
Oral, masturbation, nipple stimulation, nibbling, hair tugging

Squicks
Watersports, scat, blood play, sadism, mauling of genitalia

Have fun!

The Heat of Battle [1/?]

[(Anonymous)]

She couldn’t quite recall when the need to join the Companions arose.

She had already killed Mercer Frey and was told that she was to be the runner up for the next Guild Master. Nazir promised to look after the Brotherhood in her absence, how she became their leader in such a short amount of time she will never know.

Maybe it was the Jorrvaskr that drew her near.

Perhaps it was the smell of warm mead that seeped through the cracks of the wood, or the songs of old stories told that could be heard from Sovngarde. Or maybe perhaps it was her damned mind that just couldn’t turn down a challenge, wanting to prove that she can rise up to any challenge that was set forth in her path.

Nonetheless, she regretted it more than anything right now.

“Step aside!” Ria’s voice echoed through the Jorrvaskr’s mead hall.

Alexandria’s arm hung loosely around the Imperial’s neck as she held the Dragonborn by the hips, refusing to let her limp body fall to the floor. Her eyes were shut tight, her blonde hair pressed against her neck and forehead from the same sweat that dripped down her chest. Blood soaked through the knee of her Guild Armor, turning a dark red color from the long run from the mountains back to Whiterun.

“Oh dear,” Tilma the Haggard gasped as she rushed to the two women’s side, hanging Alexandria’s other arm around her fragile neck. “What happened?”

“We were attacked,” Ria said as they helped the wounded women towards the staircase leading to the Companion’s quarters. “Little miss ‘I’m a Guild Master, I can do whatever I want’ thought she could wrestle a saber cat bare-fisted.”

“Sips for a close enough try!” Farkas’ drunk voice was heard from the other end of the hall.

The three women rolled their eyes.

Kicking the doors leading to their quarters open, the two women pulled Alexandria towards the whelps’ rooms. Ria spotted the closest empty bed and dumped the woman’s body on it, earning a hiss from said woman. “Watch it!”

“Serves you right,” Ria shook her head as she watched the woman try to scramble back up.

“Hush, you two,” Tilma scolded the two bickering companions. “I’ll see what I can do here.”

“Hey, hey, what’s with all this commotion?” Kodlak’s voice was then heard from the doorway.

“Some drunken travelers betted good ol’ Alex here 300 gold if she can take on a saber cat with only the clothes on her back,” Ria crossed her arms as she looked back over at her friend who was being inspected by the maid. “Obviously, things didn’t go too well.”

“What is with you Companions and close combat anyways?” the injured Nord propped herself on her elbows, trying to get a good view of all the people in the room. Turns out, nearly half of the Jorrvaskr was present at the scene.

“You took care of saber cat?” Vilkas asked, looking impressed.

“No, Vilkas, the saber cat took care of her.” That earned a roar of laughter from the companions.

“Look, all of you won’t be laughing when- argh!” The blonde cried out as Tilma stitched the wound with no warning. Ria did good to hold her down as Tilma finished her handy work and bandaged the wound up.

“That should do it…” the sweet old woman muttered as she finished patching up her knee. “Let me grab some potions, and then you’ll be good.”

“Just make it quick,” Alexandria gritted through her teeth, her anger speaking rather than her normal self. “That way we can go back and slay that pathetic excuse of a beast!”

“I don’t believe that is a very good idea,” Tilma looked back at the enraged Nord. “That’s a very deep and severe wound you have there, I think it’s best if you stay here under surveillance for a couple days… perhaps even a bit longer…”

“What?” the woman looked at her, her skin growing red from the anger flowing through her veins. “I’ve had worse wounds than this! What’s a little scratch going to do?!”

“Alexandria…” the Harbinger stepped in, placing a gentle yet firm hand on her shoulder. “I trust in Tilma’s good word. You are in no condition to go out on your own right now.”

“I can take a Shield-sibling with me,” she pleaded. “Please… just don’t take the thrill of the adventure away from me… I…”

“My dear, I know it will be difficult,” he sighed. “But nothing, not even a week hiatus can extinguish that fire in you.”

F!DB/Neloth Grudging affection

[(Anonymous)]

I crave fluff. Maybe our F!DB (human or mer preferred) immediately takes to our beloved, snarky, snobbish Telvanni wizard. Maybe she adores him right off the bat, like I did. Seriously, as soon as he said something about it being fascinating that my DB could resist the affects of the stones, she's been smitten.

He just doesn't care and she find it both endearing and hilarious.

I want a fill where she does all his petty errands and missions just to hear him ramble on about how hard it is being so much better than everyone else.

Crack preferred, smut not necessary but welcome.

Bonus: after a while, he becomes (grudgingly) fond of her too and admits it in off-beat ways. Again, smut not necessary but welcome. Looking for mostly cuteness.

Please? :D

Re: F!DB/Neloth Grudging affection

[(Anonymous)]

Okay! I started typing this, so be ready for something tomorrow maybe.

F!DB/Ravyn Imyan

[(Anonymous)]

My Breton DB has it bad for this arrogant dunmer. The fact that he doesn't kiss her DB ass like everyone else does drives her wild.

We need a fill about this delicious former Morag Tong finding out that F!DB is also a Dark brotherhood member. She may or may not be the listener yet, but she failed to mention it to anyone for obvious reasons.

Maybe Brynjolf sends the two out on a burglary mission somewhere. Maybe Ravyn plans to murder her because he finds out she's in the Dark Brotherhood and then blame it on her being killed IA. Maybe Ravyn ambushes her while they're in their bedrolls at night. Maybe he's got her underneath him, knife to her throat, and about to do the deed when she smiles and tells him to "do it." Maybe he does stab her, but not with THAT knife... -eyebrow wiggle- Get me?

Bonus points: I'd like it if F!DB tries to flirt and he completely rebuffs her advances... but he secretly desires/hates her, and it's slowly driving him wild.

Kinks: Hate sex, M!dom, hair-pulling, "I hate you but goddamn you're hot" throughout them working together, climaxing (pun) in the night-ambush-almost-assassination, light knife play, light abuse (slapping, spanking)biting... etc...

Squicks: bathroom play/necrophilia/mutilation

Come on A!A... I must have this.

Re: F!DB/Ravyn Imyan

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds fantastic! Such a great idea for a prompt I'm amazed no one had thought of it before. I'm most certainly seconding this with a vengeance.

DB/Any "Why are you naked?" "It's fun!"

[(Anonymous)]

One of my Dragonborns likes to get randomly naked (Yes, it's Rozenn - and yes I'll self fill). Her companion(s) are often a tad nonplussed, warning her that she'll catch her death, but she tends just to pickpocket their clothes off and tease them ;)

Do other write!Anons have Dragonborns who prefer to wander around the Norther Nprovince with nothing more than a loincloth and/or breastband? How do their companions react? And do they convince DB to put some clothes or armour on?

Give me laughs, Nonnies.
Can be crack or smut and/or fluff

(If the situation arises *ahem* No Non-Con please)

Re: DB/Any "Why are you naked?" "It's fun!"

[(Anonymous)]

Hilarious. Vigorously seconded. Maybe add some playing style quirks of their own as well?

I have a dragon born who will stop in the middle of any battle to chase butterflies or pick flowers. I'm sure her follower must be tearing his/her hair out whenever she does.

FDB/MStormcloak / Foresworn Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see a female Foresworn Dragonborn somehow connected to The Markarth Incident with a grudge against Ulfric. I would like it to start out hostile with eventually understanding between the two.
Romance between Ulfric and the Dragonborn is not necessary but I would like some connection between them. Maybe she is his daughter? They become close friends?
I would like to see a romance between this Dragonborn and a Stormcloak maybe Galmar or Ralof? Non-cannon events are fine as long as they fit the story line.
The romance can start out rocky. Maybe she is out for revenge against Ulfric? Maybe her love interest takes exception to this? Female/male relationship please.

Likes: dominate males, hurt/comfort, dub/con,old fashion bare spanking (not related to sex ).

Dislikes: Major character death, Anything belonging in the bathroom, Water sports, knife play, torture,
whipping using canes,whips ect,bondage, mental abuse.

This is my first attempt at a prompt although I have written a few fills. Any takers?

Fill: Wrath of the Reachmen tags/summary

[(Anonymous)]

Summary: Anya had been raised to hate and disparage Ulfric Stormcloak. She was charged to deliver the vengeance of the Reachmen upon him. However, when an accident of faith delivered her into his hands, they had more in common than she ever dreamed.

Pairings:FDB/Calder Relationships: Het
Kinks: Family, revenge,dominate males,hurt comfort
dub-con, fluff,romance, maybe light spanking

The reachmen have a story to tell. I would love to see another anon's take on this. Multi-fills are still welcome.

F!DB/Gelebor Blossoming friendship

[(Anonymous)]

So my DB is in love with Gelebor. She's smitten. Completely. Every few days she brings him gifts; books, sweet rolls, gemstones... anything to keep him occupied during his very lonely vigilance.

Maybe when DB first meets him, he makes an offhand comment on how dreary it is being bored and alone the whole time; IE: "I don't mind my task, but I do miss the sweet rolls sometimes,"

She'll stay for a day or so, keep him company, then dash off to the next adventure.

How about a fill where he slowly comes to realize that he's smitten with her too, and begins to make excuses about why she should stay longer each time she visits. Maybe culminating in smut. If DB gets impregnated, even better...

Would prefer Mer or Human DB, I'm really not into the beast races.

Bonus internets for: fluff, friendship, slow love realization. Smut is not actually necessary but sooooooooo welcome.

How about it A!A's?

Re: F!DB/Gelebor Blossoming friendship

[(Anonymous)]

So cute! Seconded.

F!DB/Thalmor OC or NPC Unlikely Team mate

[(Anonymous)]

How about a fill about a Thalmor agent (could be Ondolemar, Ancano, Estormo or even a made up one) getting an assignment to shadow the F!Db when her identity is found out. Mainly because the Thalmor want to see how useful she'd be (or not). I'd like the DB to catch him in the act of tailing her and (for whatever reason) they end up having to travel/work together.

I'd like a slow relationship built up over time. Smut, angst, action, adventure... whatever works. Just give me a Thalmor reluctantly coming to terms with his "improper" feelings towards the DB.

Bonus: F!DB is not Altmer or any of the beast races. Thalmor slowly starts protecting the DB, then make up excuses to why he did it. IE: No, I didn't save you because I like you, I did it because I need you alive... etc.

Squicks: character death, bathroom stuff, necrophilia, mutilation.

Re: F!DB/Thalmor OC or NPC Unlikely Team mate

[(Anonymous)]

I've been interested in taking up a fill with an Altmer for quite a while, and I can't deny me some Ondolemar... I'll see what I can do! Unf.

Homesickness

[(Anonymous)]

Skyrim would be really awful for some of the races, like the Altmer, Bosmer, Redguards, and Khajit, who basically come from tropical paradise or vast deserts.

Then they show up at this cold, unfriendly place. How do they deal with it?

I guess what I'm asking for is emotional H/C, the DB is awfully homesick and down and their follower, spouse, or friend helps them out.

Can be romantic, sexual, or just friends, any combination of genders.


squicks are non-con, death, and scat.

Re: Homesickness

[(Anonymous)]

As some one who tends to head cannon as an outsider for all of my DB's I will write something for this. I may do some mini-fills.

I hope OP doesn't mind Argonian or Dunmer.

Female Dragonborn/ Dominate Male

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see more fills with dominate males. I need a female dragonborn because I love dominate and alpha males who dominate because its their nature.

Multi fills encouraged.

She is dragonborn but he lets her know who is the boss. He is confident enough in himself to not to be intimidated by her gifts.

Bonus for: Occasional public slapping, smacks on butt, scolding and spanking which embarrass the dragonborn.

Likes: Het, Dom males, Angst, tattoos,spanking, rough sex, hurt/comfort, and cultural differences.

Dislikes: bondage, water sports, blood/knife play, whipping, bathroom stuff, sadism, major character death. Actual physical hard cause by partner ex bruises ect, beast races.

Re: Female Dragonborn/ Dominate Male

[(Anonymous)]

An idea is burning away in my brain for this but I can't commit to writing it yet so I'll second for now!

Khajiit kids

[(Anonymous)]

Little Khajiiti kitten/s, running around and chasing their own tails. Any story will do, I just want baby!Khajiit. Maybe there's an orphan one roaming around and the DB adopts him/her. Maybe the trader caravans have some kids hanging around helping to make wares or do chores, and one of them sneaks off into Whiterun for some pickpocketing and is about to get smacked by a guard but the DB takes him in hand and Life Lessons follow... whatever!

Re: Khajiit kids

[(Anonymous)]

Oooooooooh I want to see this! I was so disappointed that there were no Khakiit, Argonian and Elven children running about in Skyrim.
So please, please, PLEASE to anyone who loves Khajiit enough to give them children! :-D

Any/Any - Steamy Make Out Session

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to read a fill focused solely on one very hot and steamy between any characters of your choice.

A good kissing scene (tongues, panting, hair pulling etc) just gets me all hot under the collar and I don't much care who it's between!

Over the clothes action is allowed but no one's allowed to orgasm (I'm cruel!)

Multi-fills are very much encouraged!

Go wild anons! (I'm tempted to write one of my own at some point...)

Re: Any/Any - Steamy Make Out Session

[(Anonymous)]

A-Any two is alright...?

Boy howdy I would love to fill these but I'm real hesitant since the pairing would be... Mm. Unusual? Not one many would read? Yeah..

Any x Any & Dildos and Harnesses

[(Anonymous)]

"Step right up ladies and gentlemen! I have such valuable and affordable sensual merchandise that can enhance your sex life and make certain fantasies come true!
Dildos that are handcrafted and guided on pleasure-maximisation design by the Dibella priestesses' expertise is what I'm offering to you interested folks, but that's not all - they are sculptured based on real men of all races.
Oh we've got the short but satisfyingly thick Bosmeri cocks to the rose gold 9 inches of an Altmer rod! Oh we're offering discount on the infamous Nordic monster meats ranging in size, mostly long and thick, and we have a package deal on buying modest Breton members with a sex enhancing lube that is also edible!
Oh yes, they are hand crafted and come in a range of veneered wood; moulded metallic ones available in silver and gold or a mix of both; carefully crafted and reinforced glass ones and, finally, wooden rods available in realistic colour according to the specific racial genitalia - so you can choose of violet, dark grey, blue, indigo and near black flushed Dark Elven prides.
We also offer a service on personalising manhoods from our customers! See if your lover is away for weeks on end for work, fighting bravely in war and what have you. You lonely dears won't be so lonely and long too much for your lover's weapon! You can do this by visiting our head quarters in Markarth to bring your lover along and we can mould your significant other's little pal in a clay moulding substance to get the erected shape then proceed with creating it and deliver it safely to your door.
Oh! That reminds me, if you find me or any of my other associates in the other holds, we will be keeping certain produce stored away from the public eye. So if you are seeking for a certain ethnic genitalia that is frowned upon by a certain hold, just ask us to see if we have it in stock or simply hidden it away to not cause a bother!
We also offer harnesses for those who are more kinky than others! They are all comfortable leather and adjustable harnesses to fit any size of woman! Now here's something I can only offer to those willing to pay in sack fulls of Septims and have the desire to know what it's like to be a male intimately! I process two of the only 6 available Dwemer harnesses that allow women to be connected to the dildo in a physical sense that is not actually physical! Once you strap on this marvellous intention, you fellow ladies are enabled to feel your intimate invasion of your partner's passage - the impossible made possible! These beauties each are incredibly priceless and are only affordable through the equivalent worth of the Eyes of the Falmer put together! So you'd all better save up and place an order through me or travel to our Headquarters in Markarth to purchase one. You can pay up right now, which I find most unlikely for you to carry around that amount of gold!
So step right up right to upgrade your alone time sessions! To experience a certain ethnic male sample! Get seriously kinky and penetrate the fantasy with your partner! So please, step right up!..."

Re: Any x Any & Dildos and Harnesses

[(Anonymous)]

THIS makes me want to go live in Skyrim even more now x'D My Azura mewants!! x'DD

Beast or Mer follower friendzoned by the Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

A human DB loves travelling with their companion, but they have no idea that their follower is completely and utterly in love with them.
The follower may try to impress the human DB, but maybe a racial divide sits between them(being an Argonian, Khajiit, Dunmer, Altmer or Bosmer), or maybe they've just been totally friendzoned.

The beast/mer follower tries everything to get the attentions of the human DB, and it's up to A!A if they ever do get together or whether they just remain as the best of friends.

Mostly looking for a fun fill, but I'll take a sad fill as well.

[If it does get to sexy times] Squicks: Bathroom lovin', Dubcon/Non-con, blood play [unless it's Cicero :P]

Any/Any High School Trope

[(Anonymous)]

Can we trope this meme up? And by that I mean asking for the most overused ideas in modern fanfics: The High School AU. Give me Skyrim: High School edition (Or college, since so many adults in this game are middle aged )

Is the fabled Dragonborn the Football Quarterback that will lead the school to victory?
Are the Dark Brotherhood that group you know is up to no good but can never prove?
Are the mages all Science Nerds?
Do the 'Jarls' run certain factions?
Is Paarthunax the wise old librarian that the History teachers Delphine and Esbern want fired?

Inquiring minds beg to know, anons.
Okay, mostly I want epic lulz because I cannot believe no one has exploited this. Everything is up for grabs from all the classic cliches. Mary Sues, that one Wild Party at the cool kid's house, detention, spiteful teachers, motherly figures, nerds getting laid, and true love found only at the prom.

Anything really goes as long as it's humorous but double props to anyone who makes this logical. Kinks are totally encouraged too since young people mean raging hormones.
Only Dub-Con/Non-Con and things like watersports and scat aren't wanted.

So trope it up, anons.

Re: Any/Any High School Trope

[(Anonymous)]

OH MY GAWD!!! I've thought about this idea as well to see what Skyrim would be like in High school or in College (most likely as you say).
I've tried to imagine how the Civil war would be reinvented to this AU, so far for High School obviously Stormclocks and the Empire would be fighting for Class President lol.
The Companions would obviously be the Jocks and into the whole sports scholarship thing. The Thieves Guild would be those guys giving out answers to tests for a price, stealing processions from targeted teachers' rooms, pick pocketing money and targeted items from fellow classmates and such.
This would be so much fun to write!

Cicero/Balbus

[(Anonymous)]

While the Listener is away, Cicero gets to play.

Whilst the Listener is away on business, a certain fanatic of the recently deceased Gourmet happens upon everyone's favourite jester. Guess what happens to be in the Listener's pack? Yup, the Writ of Passage and y'know I think you might just know where this is going, right? Gleeful, gleeful sex.

Food optional. Ham, required.

Teldryn's Former Patron

[(Anonymous)]

The fill further up the page on the Gruff Love Confessions post brings up Teldryn's past love life, which got me thinking, what if he was in a relationship, or at least sexin, with his former patron, the big traditionalist Nord with tatoos. Well, what if turns out he didn't actually die when he stormed that camp of bandits? And he shows up into Teldryn's new life and throws a monkey wrench into things. How do Teldryn and his new patron/love react to this?

No rape, bathroom business, blood or death please. But this is actually supposed to be more of a humor/slice of life prompt than a sex prompt

Re: Teldryn's Former Patron

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!! I dunno if OP wants, but if LendriA!A would write this I'd be a happy, happy anon. (Because I'm in love with that pairing and more would be amazing!)