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Comments

Daedric Babies TW for non-con

[(Anonymous)]

I know that Daedra can't have kids. I don't care, I still want to see it happen. I want to see Hircine violently and repeatedly rape a young woman in his aspect as a werewolf and I want to see her carry his child to term. After that, maybe the other Daedric lords decide that this miraculous girl with the ability to get impregnated by Daedra should not be wasted and they non-con her and impregnate her in turn. I don't really care, go wild anons.

[(Anonymous)]

Daedra can't have kids? What does that make Umaril?

F!DB/Argis the Bulwark

[(Anonymous)]

I've recently asked Argis to follow me and my, how I love him. I've had this prompt in my head and I'd really like to see it filled. I'm not sure if something like this has been filled already so forgive me if it has.

I'd like to see the Dragonborn and Argis attempt to relax at the DB's home after a week full of wiping out the forsworn and slaying dragons. Turns out the DB is feeling a little antsy and suggests she and Argis have a friendly spar. They go out to the yard (or in the wilderness, whatever) and draw their swords. From there perhaps it gets a little heated? Two sweaty nords at each other's throats...I think yes.

No triggers that I know of.

Bonus points and extra sweet rolls if...
*The Dragonborn is somewhat short and thin for a nord.
*Argis makes the first move.
*Argis is the dominant one. c;
*Argis pins the dragonborn against a wall and just teases the hell out of her.

Re: F!DB/Argis the Bulwark

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooooo. I like the sound of this and I LOVE Argis to no end. :9 I second this and may have a fill, but no promises. ;)

F! DB/ Astrid

[(Anonymous)]

female dragon born preferably nord/imperial/human who is submissive to a very dominate Astrid.

The Tale of Two Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

What if there was not one, but TWO Dragonborns that narrowly avoided execution at Helgen that day?

Basically my prompt is this: What would Skyrim be like with two Dragonborns running around and how would they relate to each other? Maybe one is a Nordic paladin returning to his homeland to help in the war and the other is an Imperial mage headed to the College of Winterhold? Or perhaps one is an Argonian thief seeking a better life and the other is an Bosmer archer looking to join the Companions? The possibilities are endless!

What I'm really looking forward to is how the two Dovahkiin relate to each other. Are they friends and allies or fierce competitors? Maybe one absolutely loves the Blades while the other can't stand Delphine? What if one was a collector of Daedric items, but the other is a Vigilant of Stendarr? Where do they stand in the civil war? Do they have dragon slaying competitions? Whatever you want to do... but show me how this affects their relationship.

You have smut, or not. Whatever you want. :) I have no triggers or preferences, so go crazy!

Re: The Tale of Two Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my god, this is excellent. I've never actually written a Skyrim fic before, but I've been planning (ie, putting off) getting started on a novella-length fic and this prompt just gave me loads of ideas/motivation!

Anyway, how do you feel about the two Dragonborns being men, one a typical Nord - think blond braided hair, beard, 'bear'-like characteristics - and the other a Breton witchblade with a mixed Mer background? I mean, I think this would be a good way of accommodating a number of polarising themes, factions, etc.

Also, full disclosure, I've got exams coming up (/sob) so I can't promise I'll get anything done quickly, and I haven't written fiction in a while so sorry if my prose sounds rigid at first!

M!DB / F!OC / Thieves Guild Males

[(Anonymous)]

I hope there's still a spot available in hell for me...

A male Dragonborn (race doesn't matter) went to take care of their rival guild, the Summerset Shadows. In the cave he finds a young girl (18-20), the daughter of one of the other thieves no doubt. The DB can't bring himself to kill such a pretty young thing so he takes her with him, back to the Thieves Guild.

One of the male members of the Thieves Guild (maybe Delvin?) wants the girl to "pay" for the DB's charity and since she doesn't have anything and they're not about to let the daughter of a rival guild run about to earn money, there's really only one way... sex!

And of course every male wants to have a part in it, maybe even the women join in! It can be either non-con all the way or dub-con.

Bonus points:
- The girl is a virgin;
- Size difference
- Go wild! Make it as kinky as you can! Maybe add some toys or weapon play?

I have no squicks whatsoever, but if you do decide to go for watersports and the likes I can only imagine them going with non-con.

Re: M!DB / F!OC / Thieves Guild Males

[(Anonymous)]

Any preferences as to the race of the girl?

F!DB/M!NPC Vampiric Seduction

[(Anonymous)]

F!DB has a crush and she uses her powers to seduce the object of her affections into bed.

Super Bonus points if the crush is on Ondolemar or Nelacar because Altmer guys are hot.

I'd prefer a human PC as well.

Even more bonus points for size-kink

This falls under the realm of dub-con but please no outright non-con.

Nazeem/Balgruuf, yeah I know this is nuts

[(Anonymous)]

"Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days!"

So...Nazeem/Balgruuf crack, anybody? I know, I know.

Re: Nazeem/Balgruuf, yeah I know this is nuts

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded with all my might.

Appearance from a past PC

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe the Nerevarine wants Keening back, please and thank you, or the Grey Fox would like to have a little chat with Mercer Frey, or the Divine Crusader is going to sail in and wipe the Thalmor off of Nirn for disrespecting Talos, or Sheogorath just wants to fuck around. I don't care. I just love continuity porn. (Regular porn optional but encouraged ;D)

Bonus points for Martin Septim because everyone likes Martin Septim.

Re: Appearance from a past PC

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, the fantasies I've had of my Hero of Kvatch going after the Thalmor for, among other things, taking credit for Martin's sacrifice. Or Nerevarine being all "By Azura, stop killing each other all the time!"

Seconded and a possible fill if no one else does.

brynjolf/f!DB ; concern

[(Anonymous)]

The dragonborn, Guildmaster, total badass that Byrnjolf wished he had more time for.
Then she gets captured in Markarth.
When she returns, Brynjolf shows his concern.
Please a High Elf dragonborn, unnamed if you can manage it but I'm.not fussy if you can't.

F!DB/Hadvar

[(Anonymous)]

I've recently started a new save file and for the first time I realized how attractive Hadvar is...aha.

I'm thinking, maybe, Hadvar and the DB can reunite a few months after the civil war is over at the market stalls or something and reminisce over Helgen and their days capturing forts together. Perhaps Hadvar has been harboring feelings for the DB as time progressed but never had the courage to tell her.

I don't know, honestly. Do whatever you'd like! I just want to see some passionate loving from Hadvar.

Re: F!DB/Hadvar

[(Anonymous)]

I'm on it! :)

Dragon Age crossover, Farkas/any male Dragon Age character

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see something like that. Please?

Re: Dragon Age crossover, Farkas/any male Dragon Age character

[(Anonymous)]

This... is amazing. Seconding with the possibility to fill

Non-gender binary DB

[(Anonymous)]

I just want a BAMF genderqueer Dragonborn. Use the wrong pronouns? Get shouted to bits. Transphobia? Homicide. "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Shut up I can shoot fire out of my hands."

(I've been having a rough week and I just want to see some asskicking for the sake of progressiveness because I am a child who solves problems with violence.)

If you want to go for smut, DB can have whatever 'bits' you want them to and squicks are just scat and excessive blood.

Re: Non-gender binary DB

[(Anonymous)]

yes. yes please.

F!DB/Veezara: Oh, the angst!

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know why I'm doing this to myself, but bear with me.

Somewhere along the lines of the Dark Brotherhood questline, the Listener and Veezara wind up romantically involved. How deep the relationship winds up is up to you, but they're most definitely together, and our Dragonborn might even be considering what life could be like if she settled down with her Argonian.

Then the Penitus Oculatus attacks.

A!anons, make me cry. That's all I'm asking for. Well, I also don't want the Listener killed off. But besides that, I want you to give me angst, survivor's guilt, and unresolved feelings as she goes off to finish the contract.

Super bonus points for:
1. Babette comforting DB later in the Dawnstar Sanctuary. After all, she and Veezara seemed pretty close, too.
2. The Listener killing off Commander Maro at the docks.

Potential (and rabidly excited) A!A

[(Anonymous)]

Working on something right this second, OP, and it is growing before my very eyes, probably because I've just gotten over a nasty case of writer's block and now tens of thousands of depraved, pent up plot bunnies are pouring out of my eyes and ears and maybe some places down below too but I'll save those for the smut fics...

I'm just so goddamn thrilled to be writing again and I really hope you'll like what I have in store for you.

One last thing, any preference for the race of the Listener? I'm rolling with the generic "Imperial or Nord" at the moment but if there's something you want specifically I'll be happy to oblige!

F!DB / Male NPC, Cultural barriers, Forsworn DB

[(Anonymous)]

So one of my DBs basically was rocking a home-enchanted set of Forsworn armor since ever, right up until she was given the Armor of the Old Gods. She bought Vlindrel Hall and basically dropped poisons and shiny gems and rare alchemical ingredients all over the floor every time she came home.

so here's the idea: F!DB is a Forsworn witch, raised among hagravens and briarhearts, exiled from the clans of the Reach for whatever reason. Maybe she had a conflict of conscience over the killings in Markarth. Maybe she refused to kill, or even aided, a wandering Nord bard on the roads because his music was fascinating to her.

Regardless, she was cast out, and wandered alone in the forests some time before Helgen. She probably didn't even know she was hopping the border when she got grabbed by the Imperials, because hell, those borders to the south are a purely Nordic convention. She's not a fan of nords nowadays, because reasons (maltreatment, being exiled for their sake, whatever) but now they're all "hey you're Dragonborn! Save our Skyrim from dragons! Help the true nords fight for the land we took from you!"

And in the middle of it all DB finds herself adventuring around with some guy who has no idea wtf is up with this weird tribal chick who runs around in scant deer skins and bare feet and sometimes speaks the Reach language (bastardized made-up Welsh, anyone?) and gets a motherly pinch on the cheek and homecooked meals of a questionable nature from hagravens, rather than lightning spells up the ass.

Bonus:

- The npc is either a Nord (because irony; Farkas/Vilkas or Argis will do, but so will any) or someone very prissy and clean, especially compared to this tribal DB (because hilarity; I'm thinking Ondolemar. LADIIEEES?!)
- Or he's even a beast race. I imagine Kharjo being smirkingly amused by this DB's antics, but not otherwise bothered.
- DB is a skilled hunter and tracker, preferably with magix. She's also fantastic with potions and poisons - but turns her nose up at "proper" alchemy stations, instead opting to jury-rig powerful brews with whatever is handy, and a campfire.
- If NPC is prissy, he's loathe to use her potions except in dire need, because hygiene/sanitation.
- The end of the Forsworn Conspiracy, when she frees Madanach, is her acceptance back into (at least some of) the Forsworn tribes.

No other specifics. Go wild. Make it adventure, romance, fluff, porn, whatever. I just wanna see the clash of cultures and the wildness of an untamed Forsworn DB. Only squicks are bathroom stuff.

Re: F!DB / Male NPC, Cultural barriers, Forsworn DB

[(Anonymous)]

Oh god, I'd love to read this. I don't think I can write it myself due to my own Forsworn fic being as yet unfinished but I'd love to read someone else's attempt!

DB/Spouse: Single Bed

[(Anonymous)]

I've noticed with a lot of potential spouses that, if you marry them before buying your own place, you're stuck sharing a single bed with them. I want to see some hijinks between the Dragonborn and their new husband/wife following the realization that, unless one of them is fond of sleeping on the floor, they'll have to make do with it for a while. I don't really care if you go the smutty or humorous route with this, honestly. Have fun!

Re: DB/Spouse: Single Bed

[(Anonymous)]

D'aw. I love this prompt.

And this is why he deserves to be High King...

[(Anonymous)]

Recently I decided to walk to High Hrothgar for the peace conference alongside the faction I was aligned with, partly out of curiosity and partly on the off chance that I might get to watch Galmar bellow insults at an attacking mudcrab. As soon as we walked out the gates of Windhelm, however, what should appear but an Ancient Dragon. Let me tell you - there are few things more epic than watching Ulfric Stormcloak leap onto a dragon's head and bury an axe in its brain while screaming battlecries.

He also decided to take us on the road that goes by Valtheim Towers, which is a completely ridiculous way of getting to High Hrothgar from Windhelm, but I forgave him his shitty sense of direction after watching him FUS-RO-DAH a bandit off the bridge.

Can I get a fic about a Dragonborn who agrees with his cause, but is pretty ambivalent about the man himself. Sure, he gives a great speech, but that's what politicians do, and she doesn't entirely trust him. Maybe she's a hunter used to roughing it in the wild, or an orphan who grew up on the streets of Riften/Markarth, or a mercenary who's clawed her way up from an impoverished childhood, and she thinks that for all his fancy words a jarl who lives in a palace can't possibly be in touch with how hard life is for most of the people in Skyrim. She doesn't really understand why her buddy Ralof is so starstruck over the guy (last time she encountered a dragon with Ulfric he was hiding in a tower along with everyone else, after all).

And then a dragon attacks Windhelm and Ulfric goes running up on the walls to defend his city alongside his guards, and she sees him FIGHT, and she is stunned (and possibly a little turned on) by what an utter badass he is.

Bonus points if the Dragonborn is an Orc or a Nord or a Redguard, just because I think their cultures place the most weight on martial prowess.

Re: And this is why he deserves to be High King...

[(Anonymous)]

on the off chance that I might get to watch Galmar bellow insults at an attacking mudcrab TELL ME THIS HAPPENED!

Rozenn is rolling her eyes and saying *of course* it did, that's how Galmar rolls. Galmar is glaring at Rozenn and telling anyone who will listen that he would never do anything so undignified and Ulfric's keeping schtum about it. PLEASE ANON, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. MY LOLING MISERY.

Female Dragonborn/Ralof "Take Off My What??"

[(Anonymous)]

Hey wonderful fillers! This OP just started a new game and followed Ralof into the keep and I don't know why I never took notice of this before but inside the keep you find a dead stormcloak. Ralof tells the Dragonborn to take the dead soldiers clothes and weapon. Now this got me thinking!!'

OP would love to see something smutty happen here with these two, put a little back story behind. That cart ride wasn't just a few moments long maybe Ralof had a slight crush on the Dragonborn. I don't care how their backstory is done just as long as its not oh hey your clothes are off I think I want to ravage you...anyway some angst because they think they are gonna die followed by unbelievable adrenaline rushed sexiness. Would love aggression from both sides, after all they did just survive a dragon attack.

Would love there to be some humor from the Dragonborn when she is told to take her clothes off, "Um bro 2 weeks on a cart don't a quick roll on the ground make," of course she wants to. I would prefer Dragonborn to be Bosmer, Redguard, Nord, or Imperial.
Other than that just some snarky humor followed by some steamy smuttiness!

Please amazing and talented Anons fulfill my desire! Also I am sorry about the long prompt! And Go!!!!

Re: Female Dragonborn/Ralof "Take Off My What??"

[(Anonymous)]

Awww, yissss. A!As, please make it so!!

Civil War Angst

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love a fic about the final moments/dying thoughts of one of the Civil War leaders - Tullius, Rikke, Ulfric, or Galmar. Obviously the dialogue reveals some of what they're thinking, but what about more personal thoughts? Does Tullius have family/friends/old war buddies in Cyrodiil that he wishes he could see again? Is Galmar glad that he dies before Ulfric, so he doesn't have to feel that he's failed in his housecarling duties by letting someone kill his Thane while he's still breathing? What does Ulfric think about one of the greatest heroes of Nord song and legend being the thing that ultimately topples his rebellion? How does Rikke feel about Ulfric and Galmar going out of their way to give her a chance to walk away from the fight? Is the character in utter despair to see their cause go down in flames, or do they manage to make a bit of peace with it at the end?

Bonus points for Galmar, simply because of the four the game gives the least insight into what he's thinking. Really, though, I'd adore a fill about any of them.

Re: Civil War Angst

[(Anonymous)]

As my OTP is my Rozenn/Galmar I can't contemplate killing him off I can't fill this, but I do second it because OH MY GODS THE FEELS I AM HAVING RIGHT NOW.

Brynjolf X M!DB, 'This ought to shut you up.'

[(Anonymous)]

Hello all...I was wondering if I could have something done with Brynjolf and a kind of snarky Bosmer guy. Basically Brynjolf's new protege is running around causing trouble, backtalking people like Vex and Dirge, and while Brynjolf might secretly think it's funny, he's got to keep things from getting out of hand. One night he takes the elf aside for a little 'punishment'.

Oral sex, domination, maybe some light bondage? Nothing extremely violent, nothing bathroomy. Extra sweetrolls if Brynjolf still calls him 'lad' while they're going at it.

Re: Brynjolf X M!DB, 'This ought to shut you up.'

[(Anonymous)]

This please! This!

Why I Shouldn't Watch GaoGaiGar at One in the Morning

[(Anonymous)]

So I got this little idea in the back of my head:

What if M!Nord DB were able to GATTAI with various Skyrim-themed mecha? I mean, that involves shouting. Lots of it.

So, I thus turn it over to you, O! Mighty Kink Meme. Make me a story were M!Nord DB is able to GATTAI with various Skyrim-themed mecha.

My only request is that it's filled to the brim with COURAGE and GUTS, boiling with HOT-BLOODED SHOUTING of ATTACKS!

TL;DR: I want a mecha-themed fill, hitting all the staples of the genre.

BONUS(ES):

+Homages to GaoGaiGar, Mazinger, TTGL, GETTER ROBO, GUNBUSTER

+COURAGE and GUTS!


DO NOT WANT:

----Any reference whatsoever to Evangelion because fuck that shit

Re: Why I Shouldn't Watch GaoGaiGar at One in the Morning

[(Anonymous)]

This is a good fill and you should feel good. I might try to take a crack at it because dragons versus giant robots piloted by men wearing horned helmets is the best thing ever.

F!DB/Gaius Maro

[(Anonymous)]

Gaius Maro is by far one of the handsomest men in Skyrim. I believe there is another prompt like this but I'd like to see it from a different perspective. The only way the DB acknowledges Gaius is through the Dark Brotherhood quest "Breaching Security". Perhaps the DB is the sort of killer where she likes to have some fun with her targets before murdering them, Gaius Maro is no exception.

Maybe the DB spots him at an inn and attempts to lure him into bed.
{It is implied that Faida {the innkeeper in Dragon Bridge} and Maro are intimate. Bonus points of Maro is hesitant to cheat on Faida but eventually does.}

The race of the DB doesn't matter as much but nord is preferred.
In all honesty I don't even care about the details. I'd just like to see some Gaius Maro smut. d:

M!DB X Ondolemar...dubcon.

[(Anonymous)]

I want an altmer guy with huge self worth issues. He doesn't look like most Altmer--his hair's jet black. So all his life he's been considered inferior. He doesn't like the Thalmor's ideals...but he still keeps crawling back to Ondolemar because some part of his mind thinks the other elf cares about him. Bondage, dom/sub. I want this guy to be kind of pathetic and needy. He really only wants someone to care about him, and this makes him vulnerable to Ondolemar's manipulation.

Squicks-bathroom business, death.

Re: M!DB X Ondolemar...dubcon.

[(Anonymous)]

I really like this.

Dunno what that says about me, but I hope this gets filled, and I'll be reading/commenting when it does.

F!DB/M!LI Masturbation Kink

[(Anonymous)]

F!DB is happily married. She loves her man (a non-follower/non-warrior like Balimund or similar preferred) and loves to come home to him and be with him.

But...

She's on the road so much that she gets crazy lonely - even if she's with another follower all she can think of is M!LI at home, waiting for her.

So...

F!DB has an intense solo session focusing on her man.

Bonuses: Sensual F!DB thinking about how furs etc feel on her skin.

If she's with another follower then noise control is a must

Her Spouse comes to meet her on the road and she pounces ;)


Squicks are of the consent and bathroom variety

Re: F!DB/M!LI Masturbation Kink

[(Anonymous)]

D'aww, Balimund! He's freakin' precious.


I second this!

Unfulfilled; F!DB & Farkas

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to see the two of them return to Jorrvaskr after the wedding, with the Breton or small nord preferably as the Harbringer, and have a ceremony of their own with the pack, becoming the new Alpha pair, running in their wolf forms under the moon to mate for the first time.


Then, following the ceremony, a few weeks later while out hunting together, after making their kill, Farkas hears something, another heartbeat nearby, but it's small. Thinking it to be a fox or a rabbit he starts sniffing around but finds nothing, and comes to the realization it's coming from within her. She has no idea she's pregnant, and suddenly Farkas is the happiest man alive and treating her like Porcelain which completely baffles and annoys the poor dragonborn.

I'd like a revelation scene with DB when he finally says something, having had no idea she didn't know, and maybe some pregnant fluff and hilarity, cravings, mood swings and sore/swelling/lactating breasts that cause all sorts of trouble.

Re: Unfulfilled; F!DB & Farkas

[(Anonymous)]

Um, not to be a killjoy, because this is a lovely, adorable prompt and I hope it gets filled, but by the time the fetus' heart starts beating, you should've already skipped a period, and even then it would be nowhere near loud enough as the heart of a rabbit or a fox. The entire fetus would be about as big as a lentil.

jsyk, because some Sex Ed is always good.

F!PC/Revyn Sadri

[(Anonymous)]

Revyn needs more love. He's just so darn sassy.

Of course, life in the Grey Quarter can be hard for even the sassiest mer. Our Dragonborn runs into Revyn after he's taken a serious beating from some of the local nords, and has to help him home. Comfort ensues.

Would prefer a Breton Dragonborn, or any of the human races.

But as long as this gets filled, I don't care!

Re: F!PC/Revyn Sadri

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, sounds so cute. I love that guy. He's married to my gentle Bosmer priest. I could do a story and just cast my priest as a lady.