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Comments

I'm going to hell for this...

[(Anonymous)]

I want non-con. Brutal, delicious non-con.
Don't really care who or what, I just want to see someone being dominated against their will, if possible with a lot of dirty-talk.

I don't really care if the victim ends up enjoying it or not, as long as the violators do.

I'm sure there is a special place in hell for people like me, but I really really need this.

Re: I'm going to hell for this...

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. So very, very seconded. Especially the dirty talk.

And OP, don't you worry yourself - I'm already there and I'm saving a spot for you.

F!DB/Sapphire

[(Anonymous)]

The new Guildmaster overhears Vipir doing his spiel to Sapphire where he hits on her, is rejected, and insults her.

Boy does that piss off the Guildmaster.

Go wherever you want with this! Just gimme some femslash. ♥

The Master Lock (F!DB/Sapphire) -1a

[(Anonymous)]

Please be kind, this is my first attempt at doing a fill.
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Sapphire was a puzzle to Leanna. Since she arrived in Riften she found the thief to be a whiplash of emotion. Angry and defiant, only dropping the pretence that Leanna did not exist to provide a cruel bitchy remarks, then just as suddenly openly friendly, even vulnerable; revealing to Leanna her dark past.

However, since becoming Guildmaster Sapphire had taken to being outwardly friendly, helpful and accommodating regarding any errands the guild requires, however this was just a superficial outward disguise for the stone wall that Leanna found herself constantly blocked with should she be foolish enough to ask Sapphire any personal questions.

Leanna didn’t even know what her real name was.

With so much happening at the Guild now Leanna knew she should be focused on the various tasks at hand. Contracts for work were coming in thick and fast, various vagabonds were requesting membership and of course there were always prizes that needed to be claimed.

Yet Leanna found her thoughts would stray to Sapphire more and more frequently. The woman was example of Nord beauty at its finest; tall and muscular, her heavy breasts and those clear blue eyes.

Sapphire had become to Leanna what the hunt for the Falmer Eyes had become to Mercer Frey. She was akin to the most intricate of “master” locks or obscure prizes.

Yes, Leanna had unwittingly marked Sapphire as her prize. Leanna would find a way to scale the stone wall that was Sapphire and she would claim her trophy one way or another. Besides Leanna had a reputation to uphold, even if she was the only one aware of this particular score, and in the end Leanna always got her mark.

She felt uncurling of familiar heated possessiveness at the thought of finally solving the mystery that was Sapphire. But there was also something more now, the heat now radiated lower and ignited a powerful lust and carnal need within that made her throb with anticipation and want. Sapphire’s clear blue eyes gazing into her own, how her hands; which were so nimble with locks and “fishing”, would feel plundering into Leanna. And Leanna would peel away Saphire’s armour layer by layer with the same meticulous attention she would pay to planning the ultimate heist... Leanna could not suppress the low moan that escaped from her lips.

“Yes Lass, I agree the Dewarven Crown of Markarth would be a... delicious... addition to the Guild’s collection” Brynjolf’s deep voice dragged Leanna back to her senses and the current meeting she was having with him along with Delvin and Vex in the Ragged Flagon.

Not-a-god!Dragonborn!

[(Anonymous)]

I would LOVE to read something about a Dragonborn who isn't super-duper-famazeballs at absolutely everything.

Perhaps a warrior who, although capable of rivalling Hercules, is ridiculously incompetent when it comes to all things magical.
Or an over-confidant rogue who tragically learns pickpocketing just ain't for them at the most inopportune time (as poor OP did--thank ye gods for autosaves).

I DO NOT CARE. Just give me all your funny, angsty, happy, sad, fluffy little brainchildren! <33<33 AND LET ME LOVE YOU.

Thank you.

Minifill: Magical Mishaps

[(Anonymous)]

It was a scene of utter devastation. The once proud oak tree was now a crumbling ruin, its leaves burnt and scattered to the wind,, its bark blackened, its trunk rotted through.

"That wasn't supposed to happen." Sofie muttered as she looked through her book, a blue tome with faded stars and crescent moons covering it as it proudly proclaimed itself to be Magical Mishaps For Children To Enjoy.

"I didn't think that could happen." Runa added with a hellish grin on her face. "After all, it was only a Candlelight spell."

Basks-In-The-Sun twitched slightly as she got off of the ground, her clothes smoking and her boots in twenty pieces across the clearing. "Let's get these fish home and never speak of this again." She informed her daughters gruffly as Runa giggled and Sofie fussed over her burns.

Anyone/Anyone - Political/Arranged Marriages

[(Anonymous)]

Ok now it might be because I've watched too much Game of Thrones but Skyrim seems like THE place for arranged marriages.
Whatever the reason for the arrangement can be up to A!As, political, status etc.
Basically lets just get some forces love up in here, and not the rapey kind...

OCs, DBs and NPCs are all welcome, as well as any race, gender or relationship type.
I also don't mind what kind of relationship the pair (or maybe more?) end up having (hate each other, love each other, tolerate each other, run away etc.)

So yeah... A!As feel free to do as you will with any arranged match you can think of.

Re: Anyone/Anyone - Political/Arranged Marriages

[(Anonymous)]

Would Ulfric/Elisif be all right?

F!DB / Hircine

[(Anonymous)]

Hircine is one of my favorite Daedric Princes and I'm kinda sad to see there's no stories with him :*( I've read many wonderful Companions stories involving Aella, Vilkas, Farkas etc. but no love for the Lord of the Hunt. His quest was rather exciting too...I'm sure there's some potential kinky business in there.
I'd prefer a human or elf female Dovahkiin but I'm happy with whatever you guys will write, just don't make it overly gory please.
kinks: dub-con would be perfect, rough sex, domination, oral

Re: F!DB / Hircine

[(Anonymous)]

Man, I was just thinking this.

Daedric Prince Appreciation Prompt!

[(Anonymous)]

So there's a whole, beautiful crop of fics out there with the Daedric Lords having their way with mortals. But how about some love for inter-Daedric sex?

Yep, that's my introduction. I just want to see some rough, dirty sex between some Daedric Princes. Het, slash, fem-slash, threesome, orgy--your call. Bonus points for dirty talk and biting.

Re: Daedric Prince Appreciation Prompt!

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like Sanguine and Clavicus Vile would totally bang while Nocturnal watches.

prompt is /d/ material

[(Anonymous)]

And is also biologically impossible. Since I know that's a bad thing for a lot of people.



I have a specific voyeuristic setup in mind--M!Altmer consensually fucking someone (M or F) of one of the teenyraces (so Bosmer or Breton), and epic dick in teenybody causes some abdomen bulge. This is witnessed by a third party who has never seen such a thing before and is discovering it's incredibly hot. Them's the basics. More specifically...

--Ideally voyeur party has some racist hate of either or both of the people they're peeping on, blending with the fact that "oh god how can this be the sexiest thing I've ever seen?"
--Altmer and their partner must be happy consensual fucking.
--Voyeur does not join in with the other two.
--They can be NPCs or DB or OCs or some permutation thereof, so long as the rest is met I don't really care.

That's all, hope the prompt catches someone's eye because we need moar epic dicks here.

Re: prompt is /d/ material

[(Anonymous)]

Oh my

Oh my.

-fans self-

Might have to do this.

but I also have other prompts Q.Q Damn you wonderful anons and your delicious prompts!

Guard Gang Bang (3 males, 1 female)

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever I go leave the Theives Guild there are always these four guards hanging about that closed off gate (past the statue of Talos).
They always utter the usual 'No lollygagging' or such but it's gotten me thinking.
What are three male guards and a female guard doing hanging out in the dark corners of Riften?
Fucking of course.

So yeah, basically a rather public guard gang bang while they're on duty,
Bonus points if the thieves guild has figured this out and uses it to their advantage.
Doesn't have to be 3 male, 1 female but would prefer it

Re-Guard Gang Bang

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, gangbangs, I love them so. I'm going to work on filling this now.
It's my very first fill - I've written before, just not here. So my apologies in advance if I royally screw it up.

imperial high elf f!db/hadvar

[(Anonymous)]

hadvar is really sweet and doesn't get enough love

basically, i'd like to see a really stuck up high elf db who always prattles on about how superior she is to the nords find out he has feelings for her

queue confused db, who has never particularly liked any human enough to think of them romantically, get very flustered when she comes to the conclusion that she returns those feelings.

how she deals with it is up to a!a. if anyone fills this, they'll have my firstborn :)

House Mods

[(Anonymous)]

Some of the houses on the nexus are brilliant!
But what would happen if you moved your family there?
Like how would a spouse, housecarl, children etc. react to say a house that floats in the sky, or that is a hobbit hole, or is submerged underwater.
You get the drift.

Anything goes really maybe give a link or something to the mod you're referring to or just make up a house of your own I suppose

I don't know if this belongs here or in the DLC part...

Re: House Mods

[(Anonymous)]

I sooo have one for this. This is my first fill ever, so be as critical as you'd like.

The Asteria Mod:
Skyrim Nexus - http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/13641/?
Steam Workshop - http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=18628
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[Sendaoul doesn't have a spouse, but he certainly has children and we’ll use Lydia as a housecarl.]

The Asteria was a ship in the sky, one that floated over the waters where the lady stone rested. Behind him were his two adopted children, Blaise and Sofie, staring up at the ship with wide eyes. Sofie had her hand on her papas arm as she looked, and the hand squeezed slightly, unsure. The boy just blinked in amazement and awe at the dwemer vessel that didn’t seem to be landing anytime soon. It was the housecarl, Lydia, who spoke the question.

“My thane, how do we get up there?”

Sendaoul raised a brow, looking from Lydia to the two kids.

“Well, I was thinking that I could throw Blaise up there, and he could throw down a rope for us all to climb.” The boy in question looked at his father with even wider eyes, taking two steps back. The power filled voice of his father that normally came as a lulling comfort to the children suddenly seemed less comforting.

“But Papa! He’d never make it!” Sofie cried, both hands shaking her father’s arm as if that would make her adopted father have a bit of sense.

Lydia, on the other hand, chuckled.

“If you could throw your son that far, my thane, then this would be a glorious site to see indeed,” she said as she put a hand on said child’s back. “But I would not see a life wasted for a simple boast.”

Sendaoul, a smile still on his face, shook his head as he ruffled his son’s barely-there hair. “I will not throw you son,” he said, pulling his hand away and heading off toward a raised hill covered in trees. The others followed behind him, all curious now as to how they would make it to their new home.

“Are we going to climb the trees?” Sofie asked, looking up when they stepped into the densely packed thicket. Sendaoul looked back at the girl then followed when her eyes went. The trees were certainly tall, but they were not tall enough.

“I can’t climb that high!” was Blaise’s response as he stared up at the skies. Sendaoul laughed and once again patted the boys head.

“Sure you can, but that’s not the way we’re getting to the Asteria,” he said as he led them to a statue resembling the goddess Mara. Blaise looked around the statue before looking back up at his pa.

“I don’t see a ladder or a rope…” Lydia agreed with him, giving the statue the evil eye. Lydia wasn’t a fan of magic, not many Nords were, and she was sure that was exactly what they were using to board the ship in the sky.

“No, no. Its magic,” the man said. He instructed the pair of children to spread their hand over the bowl before the statue. When they did so, he spoke a word and the pair were gone.

The shriek that echoed through the valley where the lake resided caused a chuckle to escape the broad imperial. Sendaoul’s eyes then turned on Lydia whose face was showing signs of discomfort at the way he’d sent the other two.

“Come Lydia, its safe,” he offered a hand out to her. But she didn’t take the bait, her eyes still on the portals key. “Lydia, its magic, you’ve seen me use some as well,” he said, his hands on his hips. The housecarl looked to her thane momentarily.

“You heal, my thane. That was not healing,” she said as a fact. The Imperial lifted an eyebrow once more.

“No, but I trusted it with my children,” he said, his voice low and comforting, something he often used when the children were frightened in the night. Lydia sighed, taking a deep breath and releasing it before nodding.

“I will go,” Sendaoul grinned as he showed her how to enter, watching as she disappeared.
Sendaoul looked about the thicket once more, scanning the area for those who would try to reach them, before turning back to the statue. With a smile, he disappeared to be in his new home, with his family.

Crossbow Lovin' FDB/Dwarven Crossbow

[(Anonymous)]

The Dragonborn loves her Dwarven crossbow alot, maybe a little too much. If her constant oiling and fine-tuning are any indication, she may have an obsession.

I don't care what you do with this one. Fly free with the kinks.

Healing Trauma

[(Anonymous)]

So I want a character who's been raped at some point in their life to begin the long slow process of healing that trauma by having sex with the Dragonborn. Slash or femslash is greatly preferred. Squicks include watersports, scat, non-con and dubcon. Please make it fluffy and loving.

Re: Healing Trauma

[(Anonymous)]

Would you care if the roles were switched? (F!DB with her F!lover) This would be an immediate sequel to the fill I've yet to write for the non-con prompt at the top of the page.

Headcanon ficlets re: Galmar

[(Anonymous)]

Where was Galmar when Ulfric was being taken prisoner at the beginning of the game? It's rare for the Housecarl to leave the Jarl unprotected. Had Ulfric left him in charge of Windhelm? Was he supposed to meet Ulfric in Darkwater Crossing? Did he call in sick that day?

If the answer is a sexy one my only squicks are the usual, bathroom and noncon, and I'll be happy with any characters of any race or gender.

Also, this is Rozenn!Anon, and Galmar Muse won't tell me what he was doing, so I'll give my headcanon here as soon as I figure one out...

F!DB/Deekus - Shipwreck Survivor

[(Anonymous)]

OK, a little background. There's a mod called Live Another Life, which gives you your choice of alternate starts for your Dragonborn other than starting off almost getting executed in Helgen. One of these starts has you as the only survivor of a shipwreck way up north in the Pale, on a ship known as the Skinny Horker. You normally come across Deekus as one of your targets as a Dark Brotherhood assassin, but on this particular start, he was the first person that my character came across upon making the dangerous journey across the ice floes and across the freezing water to Hela's Folly, and was the one who filled her in on the Imperial and Stormcloak situation. Thing is, waters that far up north tend to be utter hell on pretty much anyone, as anyone versed in wilderness survival can tell you, with a severe risk of dying of hypothermia.

Basically, I want a fic where Deekus finds our F!DB (human is preferable for this prompt, though any race will do) near to freezing to death because of this and decides to nurse her back to health. She repays him by going off into Yngvild, killing the creepy necromancer Arondil and bringing back some choice loot from his treasure room. Sexytimes between her and Deekus are of course optional, whether of the "need to keep warm" variety, showing gratitude for saving her life, or some other scenario.

Re: F!DB/Deekus - Shipwreck Survivor

[(Anonymous)]

Love that mod! Also, love this prompt! I'm gonna jump on this asap.

DB/Jurgen Windcaller (+ possibly DB/other Heroes of Sovngarde?)

[(Anonymous)]

So I just got to Sovngarde in my second playthough, and unlike the first time, I actually took a moment to wander around and talk to all the people in the Hall of Valor. And then I saw Jurgen Windcaller, and dayum, is he incredibly good-looking.

I'd like to see a Dragonborn who, like me, assumes this guy was old and not too easy on the eyes - bonus points if s/he's a non-Nord who thinks most Nords are basically weird-looking - and is utterly, and pleasantly, surprised. After defeating Alduin, they wander back into the Hall and seduce him, since, hey, they might only have the one chance, so why not?

You can throw in other people who are hanging out around the Hall of Valor - my one request is that everything be consensual and everyone be having fun.

F!DB / M!NPC A different kind of torture

[(Anonymous)]

*gulps* I don't think even hell will have after this...

I want to see a Female human DB in a relationship with Ulfric during the war (her being the Dragonborn, rumours spread quickly so everyone knows about it). The Dragonborn and Ulfric, along with Galmar Stone-Fist, Ralof and a group of other Stormcloaks go on a mission (what mission and why Ulfric tags along is up to anon) but the mission goes terribly wrong when they are overwhelmed and captured.

Before arranging their execution, an Imperial Legate decides to have some fun and make Ulfric suffer in a different way… by raping his beloved Dragonborn in front of him (whether the other soldiers are in the same room or not, or maybe just Galmar and Ralof are in the same room, is up to anon). Other Imperials (male/female doesn’t matter) can join in on the rape too.

Bonus points for:
- In addition to raping the DB himself, the Legate also uses Ulfric’s own waraxe to rape the DB.
- The Legate and any joining Imperials use stamina potions to last longer, but the DB is not given any.
- Ulfric and the other Stormcloaks are not touched at all, only forced to watch the events.
- Somehow with the last of her strength the DB manages to free herself and Ulfric so they can all escape.
- The DB has a miscarriage, but never even knew she was carrying Ulfric’s child.
- Fluff afterwards

*gulps* did I really just request this?

Defiance 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

OK so I am literally terrible at writing explicit sex of any kind, but the massive angst kind of ran away with me. Perhaps someone else could pick up where this leaves off?


Don't look! she shouted, just before they threw her down and forced the gag between her teeth - so like the one forced on him after the ambush at Darkwater Crossing, but a thousand times more justified. Whatever wild rumors men repeat about Torygg's death, Ulfric cannot kill with his hands bound behind his back. Not without a convenient cliff nearby. Ulfric, don't loo--

You will watch, said the hatchet-faced Legate, not deigning to look at him as he roared and thrashed and dug bloody furrows in his wrists, twisting against the rope binding him to the tree. Or I will give her to the others when I'm through. A part of him thinks he deserves to see what his carelessness has wrought, but he knows torture. He knows the slim hold of defiance, the grim satisfaction afforded by bloodying one's mental fingertips on that jagged stone ledge, and he will not take that from her.

So he finds the diplomatic solution. (Naturally; he's such a clever politician. The high howling voice penned at the back of his skull gives a chuckle that sounds like a sob.) Ulfric stares straight ahead, at a point just above the two struggling bodies. He does not look away and he does not close his eyes - he barely blinks - but he lets them glaze over and goes very far away.

He goes to Elenwen. It's the most vivid memory he can conjure. The most vivid memory that is not precious, at any rate, that will not be irreparably marred by association with -- no. Don't look. The smell of his own blood rotting where it has spilled on the dungeon floor, that she-daedra of an elf crooning in his ear. Helplessness. Choking down his cries until his resolve gives out and he keens and begs and blubbers, shame, helplessness, gods--

No. Go to Elenwen. It's a well-trodden path in his mind, a dark door he keeps carefully locked. Except on those occasions when it drifts open during the night. They are rare, now, near thirty years later, but he is practiced at finding that entrance in the dark, groping for the latch and slipping through to safety; it is not hard to perform the process in reverse. It should not be hard to stay. Even when he wishes to escape it often takes an effort to wrench himself free, unless some sound jars him away. Ralof was screaming himself hoarse (cowards, COWARDS, faithless Imperial dogs, is there nothing too low for you?) until Galmar snarled shut up you fool; now the boy has fallen mercifully silent. There is another sound, a rhythmic meaty slap, but that is only the whip his torturers sometimes use, it must be. He can feel it. It flays him to the bone on every stroke.

They were careless, emboldened like green youths by recent victories, by the presence of not one but two Tongues. The future king, the slayer of Alduin. Who could touch them? Their acquisition of Markarth at the peace conference afforded diplomatic opportunities not to be wasted - Hammerfell was always the most natural ally for their cause, and so Ulfric rode to meet the envoy at the border, though it meant crossing through Imperial-controlled Falkreath. The honor guard was handpicked, but small. Speed and secrecy would serve better than brute strength. They made it safely to the Reach, but they did not make it safely back.

When the rest of them were overwhelmed - most of the men slain, Ralof wounded, Galmar bodily restrained by four big legionnaires and cursing viciously, Ulfric disarmed and breathless and in the process of having his jaw pried open lest he recover his ability to Shout before they could gag him - his Dragonborn stood alone, savage and beautiful, eyes darting between her companions. Clearly trying to work out a method of freeing them all. She was vastly outnumbered, but none of the soldiers would approach her. For half a beat the stalemate wavered.

F!DB and Ulfric are married and need heirs, but F!DB is infertile

[(Anonymous)]

So they capture a lookalike of the F!DB and lock her in a secret room in the castle and rape her repeatedly together, and force her to carry Ulfrics child to term. I don't really care what you do with the story beyond that.

Bonus points for
-size kinks
-fucking the lookalike with an item
-ungodly stamina granted to Ulfric and the DB because of their training in the Thu'um
-forced orgasms
-fingering
-biting

Squicks are anal, scat and watersports.

Re: F!DB and Ulfric are married and need heirs, but F!DB is infertile

[(Anonymous)]

I have 5 fills to do, so there is no feasible way I could get this done soon, but if no one has filled this when I finish them, I will do this.


But seriously nonnies; if anyone else wants to take a crack at this, then go for it.

Galmar/F!Dunmer!DB

[(Anonymous)]

Galmar Stone-Fist has a love of Dunmer women, which the thief Dragonborn is eager to exploit. Squicks are scat watersport and noncon.

Gigantic Orc Dicks

[(Anonymous)]

I wanna see a threesome or foursome between three orcs and another person of a different race, I have no squicks whatsoever and my only request is that the orc dicks be epic in size.

Re: Gigantic Orc Dicks

[(Anonymous)]

I soooo want to fill this! I've been looking for an excuse to write some smutty orc goodness!

I just want to run some things by you, lovely OP, before I start writing:

Would an Imperial female be alright as the one they're all fucking?

And would you be comfortable with it starting off dub-con but moving to very much con?

MNordWerewolfDB/Aela: Predator and Prey

[(Anonymous)]

Reposting a prompt of mine from a few months back:

Male Nord DB is in a loving marriage with Aela. They just both happen to be vicious predators.

One of the games they play is that they go out into the woods, strip naked, and one of them runs like hell. The other shifts into wolf form, hunts them down, and fucks them for hours. Dubcon, with the "prey" always struggling against but very much enjoying being hunted and taken by the "predator" and greatly looking forward to the next time they will get to be the predator.

Either of them can be predator or prey (would love it if both get written, Aela as Predator and DB as Predator), but the predator is always in beast form and the preay always naked unarmed human.

I would love if they decide who is the predator by cointoss.

So. Creepy and overly specific but it's what i want.

Re: MNordWerewolfDB/Aela: Predator and Prey

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.

Cunnilingus

[(Anonymous)]

Because we need more of it in this meme. I don't care which character as long as it's consensual I just want to see somebody going down on a lady.

Re: Cunnilingus

[(Anonymous)]

What a fantastic idea! I'm working on this, and I hope you don't mind a Cicero fill? He lives to serve after all...

Restoration

[(Anonymous)]

Restoration's warm touch is for more than just recovery. Erandur has discovered a more...erotic use for the healing arts and wants to...test his discovery on a friend. The DB instantly comes to mind.

Redguard F!DB preferred, though any human/elf race is fine.
Squicks include blood, scat, waterworks.

Re: Restoration

[(Anonymous)]

whoo seconding anything Erandur-related

[(Anonymous)]

I second/third this!

NPC Love

[(Anonymous)]

Not sure if this counts as a prompt or not but I want to know who your favorite minor characters are and WHY. Who doesn't get enough loving? Is it gruff Thrynn from the theives guild? Quiet and love lorn Aerin? Poor Thonnir from Morthal?

Tell me about your favorite NPCs and why or what kind of loving you'd love to see them get.

Re: NPC Love

[(Anonymous)]

Ha, I don't know if this is really a prompt either, but the Discussion thread doesn't move very fast so here goes!

"Who doesn't get enough loving?" Non-Thalmor elves and beast races, definitely. There are so many NPCs who I love and I Just. Don't. Understand why they're not more popular here. I'll try not to just name everybody I've already written a fill about:

I've been crushing on Brelyna lately. She's smart, cute, sweet but sassy, what's not to like? Hugging, kissing, pinching, licking, I would really femslash this lady up.

Gwilin, Gwilin, Gwilin. I'm not even really into tickling, but I wrote tickling porn about this guy because I was thinking: what's the most adorable kink? Because Gwilin is ADORABLE. What a sweet, happy little guy. I'd dunk him in a hot bath and scrub him all up to get him squeaky clean. Tub tiiime!

Argonians generally lead shitty lives in Skyrim, whether in Windhelm, Riften, or way over in Stonehills. A Dragonborn should swoop in and marry 'em and set them up with a better life.

More on the caravan Khajiit in general! What were Ahkari's crimes that got her in trouble in Elsweyr and Cyrodiil, what was Kharjo's prison time like? And they're so polite! Probably good at cuddling, too. Speaking of which...

J'ZAAARRRRGOOOOO. I love this kid. Arrogant and dashing, and I think his dialogue about why he came to Winterhold shows him to be pretty shrewd. He's so entertaining. Anything and everything with this guy.

Enthir. That haircut, that attitude, that Stephen Russell voice. He seems like he'd be down to get freaky. Give it to him rough. Tie him up and peg him.

Teldryn Sero. Similar reasons to Enthir, and there's still little Teldryn fic here. Slash would be yessssss.

Aicantar. He makes me go "awww." He's nervous about the excavations that his uncle wants to drag him on, and he pretty much hangs out at the alchemy table and muddles potions or sits and pouts. Then I consoled him into the follower faction and - he's great! He likes to conjure atronachs and raise zombies. I know everyone in Skyrim has sinewy samebody, but I'd rather he have more of sedentary nerd's body: not that toned, a bit of a belly. Yes, please. Get all up under his robes in his room in Understone Keep while his uncle's away.

Calcelmo: also quite handsome, if you're into older elf men. Which I am. Faleen's treatin' him right.

Erandur. Oh! I love him. He's had enough angst in his life, give him something sweet and fluffy.

Gelebor: He has a compelling gravitas about him, and there's also his interesting...pink bits. Pink lips, pink elbows...is his dick pink? Let's find out.

Valindor. I 'unno, he's just cute! And his dialogue makes me remember how much I'd rather be in Valenwood.

Savos and Mirabelle. Gods, I ship them.

F!Dragonborn/Any follower

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not sure if this prompt has been filled before since I have not had a chance to thoroughly read through all these prompts but I got to thinking. The Dragonborn probably picks up a few fighting styles from their friends. What if one day the DB and a follower decide to unwind at the DB's home with a little friendly spar? Things get a bit heated and well...you know the rest. Feel free to do the story however you'd like but there are bonus points, aha.

Bonus points if...
-The DB is a Nord.
-The follower is Argis, Vilkas or Marcurio.
-The follower has had something on their mind lately and spars aggressively.
-The DB has a small stature for a nord.

Bonus Bonus points if the follower is Teldryn Sero. I find the lack of stories involving him saddening. :c

Re: F!Dragonborn/Any follower

[(Anonymous)]

This could be lots of fun. Seconded!