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ANNOUNCEMENTS: UPDATED 12/16/2017

Happy Holidays, fellow Kinkmemers! I have returned and have no reasonable excuse for my absence except LIFE. I will be working on updating the archives. If anyone sees anything amiss, please let me know.

I am also hoping to find another Mod and an Archivist.

The more dedicated people we have in this Meme the less chance of it dying. I admit that being the sole keeper of the Meme is not great for the fandom. If something were to happen to me, for good, this place would go the way of the Fallout Kink Meme. Let's not let that happen! If anyone would be interested in Modding/Archiving, please drop me a line. Thanks! <3

Comments

AnurielxUnmid Snow-Shod

[(Anonymous)]

I didn't really pay much attention to them until I read that amazing Balimund fill on the meme (Of Elves and Men? I think? Something similar) a while ago, and recently found myself back in Riften.

Now all of a sudden, Anuriel and Unmid are my OTP; I humbly request a fill featuring this couple. Plot, porn, fluff, angst, it's all good.


Squicks would be character death (of those two; I'm okay with angst, but don't think I could handle tragedy), and bathroom stuff. Other than that, have at it!

Bonus: Racial tensions are a thing, but anyone with an issue about Anuriel's race keeps it quiet becaise they really don't want to get on Unmid's bad side.

The Problem With Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, so this is going to be a fairly long prompt. Strap yourselves in folks.

So I left it pretty late to do the civil war quest in my game but I had no doubt that I was going to side with the Empire.

I was loving it right up to the end where, at the battle of Windhelm, you have to kill Ulfric. Obviously, I knew I was going to have to, but when it came to it, I found I didn't really want to.

I realised then it was because Ulfric, to me, is such a waste of a brilliant man. He came through his roughest time hating the Dominion (understandable) but then his hatred spiraled and became less specific and less understandable (to me anyway - this is just my view on him)

SO (the actual prompt at last) I would love to read a fill where a female DB really does her research before joining the civil war. She's done with Alduin and allows herself some time to get to know both sides views and where they're coming from.

During this, she ends up becoming very fond of Ulfric and he becomes pretty infatuated with her too.

From here, the story can go one of two ways:

1) either the DB tells Ulfric she will join the Stormcloaks providing he returns his focus on removing the Empire/Dominion from Skyrim and reigns in his appalling treatment of other races.

OR

2) The DB can't ignore Ulfric's views and joins the Empire. Then I want plenty of heart-wrenching angst when she has to kill him.

I guess, out of the two, I would rather the first (who doesn't love a happy ending?) but if the second strikes you more, then please, please DO fill! I'd love to read either! Oh and obviously, smut would be very welcome indeed, but if any potential A!A can't fit it in, no worries.

As far as the DB goes, I would like her to be a Nord as I think it would best suit the story but if any lovely A!A wants to fill but would rather use another race, please do!

Oh, and - for this story - squicks are: non-con, dub-con, anything bloody or toilety.

Apologies for prattling on and thanks for reading if you've got this far!

Re: The Problem With Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED, hard.A waste of a brilliant man - that's exactly it. In so many ways he is such a genuinely remarkable man, but his flaws are on the same larger-than-life scale as his admirable qualities.

F!DB/Vilkas

[(Anonymous)]

Hello author!anons, I've never really payed much attention to Vilkas up until I had him as a follower for a while and let me tell you~ He's always scowling at my DB but it seems that whenever she's moments away from dying he swoops in and saves the day. I'd like to see something like that. (To be more precise, I just want to see some saucy hate sex, ha.)

I've always been under the assumption that werewolves have their own "time of the month" depending on when they first turned. During their time of the month all their senses are heightened.

Since Vilkas seems to be the most resistant to his beast form I want to see how he handles being around the DB during his "time of the month". I know there's quite a few stories like this but I can't help it, I need some angsty Vilkas in my life.

Bonus sweetrolls if Vilkas and the DB are constantly fighting, more than Ria & Athis. c;
I'd prefer the DB to be a Nord but any human race is a-okay.
Reason as to why the DB & Vilkas are traveling together is your call. In fact, everything is your call. I just want to see hate sex. Go wild~

Re: F!DB/Vilkas

[(Anonymous)]

Oops. Tiny mistake. I meant Njada & Athis, not Ria.

Balgruuf and Ulfric's Epic Bromance

[(Anonymous)]

This prompt is totally my own fault for thinking Ulfric and Balgruuf would be my Skyrim BroTP - and now I can't unsee it. We know there's history between them, and mutual respect, and so I need to see the Bromantic part of that history.

If Authornons feel like going shippy or kinky I'm good with that too, although I really would love more than anything to see a good ol' fashioned platonic friendship with a touch of mutual mancrush going on (mostly because of my recent slash goggle malfunction).

Can you help me out Nonnies?

Literacy

[(Anonymous)]

It struck me recently that, in a medieval society, the odds of the Dragonborn being able to read are not actually all that high. I'd love to read about a DB that either can't read, or can't read very well (though they may be trying to learn), the interesting and/or amusing problems this causes, and the clever ways they work around it. How do they investigate the Forsworn Conspiracy in Markarth? Do they run into trouble because they don't have the benefit of reading other hapless adventurers' journals? What happens if the Thieves Guild asks them to forge someone's business ledger? Do they steal every single likely-looking document in the Thalmor Embassy during Diplomatic Immunity, and present Delphine with a huge jumble of paper to sort through?

Potential A!A here

[(Anonymous)]

I actually have an illiterate dragonborn and would be happy to fill this prompt, however it may take some time if that's all right with you?

Inaccurate Prophecies

[(Anonymous)]

So for years the Greybeards have been waiting for the Dragonborn, a mighty warrior who will slay Alduin, end his rule over Sovngarde and put an end to the dastardly plans of his brethren. Instead they get two awkward teenage twins who can' barely agree on their date of birth let alone what to do about Alduin. Give me your crack, anons and let me see what I have wrought.

Re: Inaccurate Prophecies- potential AA

[(Anonymous)]

Must.
Fill.
8I

But really, anything you want at all? Or a mostly non serious story with no sex or anything? I am awaiting to fulfil your bidding!

F!DB/Thieves' Guild Men -- Self Confidence Issues

[(Anonymous)]

The women in the Thieves' Guild seem to get a lot of male attention. Tonilia is dating Vekel (and depending on who you believe, having an affair with Brynjolf). Both Delvin and Beefy McFarkasVoice Garthar have a thing for Vex. Vipir is constantly hitting on Sapphire, and I can't imagine he's the only one interested in her.

And F!DB gets...nothing. I want to see a fic where she thinks this is because she's undesirable...maybe she has a prominent facial scar that she's been teased about in the past, or maybe she's a mer and doesn't think they find her attractive because of her race. In actuality, however, several of the members have a thing for her and it's just that in their minds she jumped straight from "Don't scare away the newbie" off-limits to "Out of my league/intimidating" off-limits with no flirtable period in between.

Potential scenario: Someone works up the courage to hit on her (preferably really badly), and she's either super-flustered and doesn't know how/whether to turn him down, or is totally ready to go for it--then several of the other members are like "HEY WAIT, you're not immediately shooting him down! What about me?" and she is completely confused and overwhelmed but gets over it enough to end up in bed with her pick(s) of the lot.

Re: F!DB/Thieves' Guild Men -- Self Confidence Issues

[(Anonymous)]

I really like this prompt. Writing socially awkward characters is so much fun XD Does op have a preference for which man/men end up victorious in capturing the DB's heart? I'm partial to Delvin or Brynjolf myself, but basically every member of the Thieves Guild is marvelously bangable. Plus I love Bosmer, so I always jump at a chance to write my favorite race.

Just to let you know, though, I'm in the middle of moving, so it might be a bit before I get a chance to do some writing (my computer is still in a box gods-know-where), so if anyone else wants to fill this, please do!

Up All Night... *wink*

[(Anonymous)]

So no one in the Ragged Flagon sleeps. At ALL. Vex, Delvin, Vekel... they're always awake, no matter what time of day or night. And this anon can't help but wonder... HOW exactly do they stay awake? Is it stimulants? Delvin constantly talking? Or is it something a little more sexy in nature?

Make it entirely cracky, make it porny... as long as you make it entertaining, I'm a happy camper. (Bonus points if an extra-crabby Mercer wanders in at some point!)

Re: Up All Night... *wink*

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so hard. Someone fill this! Pretty please?

Dunmer Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see a Dunmer dragonborn. That is literally all I want out of life, there are too many humans on this prompt give me mer or give me death.

Re: Dunmer Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

Seconding. Hard.

M!Nord!DB/Jenassa or Brelyna

[(Anonymous)]

I'll admit I'm fond of those two Dunmer beauties and I don't think either of them has gotten enough written about them. Just plain consensual happy sex with love and mutual pleasure will suffice, although it would be good if it was the first time for one or both of the people involved. No rape, scat, watersports, snuff, or anything of that kind.

Re: M!Nord!DB/Jenassa or Brelyna

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. Who's willing to get this filled?

TERRIBLE PARENT DB

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure many DBs would be absolutely atrocious parents. My terrible-parent!DB isn't going to adopt, but I'd like to see one who adopted anyway.

This could be slightly cracky--e.g. a DB who gives his/her kids daedric daggers to play with, has Thieves' Guild and/or Dark Brotherhood associates regularly crashing at the house, and gifts their kid gruesome horror stories and copies of The Lusty Argonian Maid instead of A Children's Annuad, but still manages to raise a happy (if not very well-adjusted) child.

Alternately, it could just be really depressing, with a DB who is almost never home/has no idea how to interact with children, whose offer of adoption is basically "I will provide you with a bed and food" and whose housecarl does all the actual parenting.

Re: TERRIBLE PARENT DB

[(Anonymous)]

I love this prompt. I've got some plot bunnies jumping around, so I might do a fill for this. I'd love some multi-fills though.

Rapist Mercer, Savior Dragonborn

[(Anonymous)]

So this anon wishes to see their kink for non-con and hurt/comfort satisfied at the same time.

Mercer has a nasty little habit of capturing or buying young women and locking them in his sex dungeon to fuck either by himself or with friends or even Dwemer made sex toys. Eventually they are broken down until they are utterly unresistant to his advances.Then along comes the Dragonborn, who fucks up all of his plans and drives him out of town, inadvertantly rescuing the girl in the process. He or she (this anon would prefer a female dragonborn) lets the badly traumatized girl live in their Riften house until they get better, and helps them along the path to recovery with gentle healing spells and showing them that they can trust people again until the girl decides of her own free will that she should act on the growing attraction between the two. Fluffy sex may or may not ensue but kisses are necessary.

Bonus points for Mercer leaving the victim strapped into a dwemer fucking machine for the night as punishment for some minor sin, or just because he can. This anons firstborn child if the victim gets impregnated and has to deal with that as well.

Kinks: dirty talk, toys, noncon, forced orgasm, rough sex, hair pulling, fingering, fisting, anal, deepthroating, double penetration

squicks: bathroom stuff, bloodplay

Potential!Non

[(Anonymous)]

Currently writing a threesome fill for F!DB, Sapphire and Vex. If acceptable, could I set this in with the three of them starting a relationship with the girl, at a later time? Or no gangbang?

P.S Captcha says willy nilly and I laughed

[(Anonymous)]

That's totally fine. c: As long as Teldryn is involved!

F!DB/Belethor, failed wooing

[(Anonymous)]

So my Breton DB, covered in warpaint and Forsworn furs, comes swaggering into Whiterun a little after sundown hoping to get rid of some ill-gotten goods (let's just say Vittoria's [doomed] wedding is going to be down two snooty guests I met en route to Dustman's Cairn) before she has some alone time during her proving with that hunky but simple minded Companion she's been eyeing.

Of course since it's after dark there'll be no trading, but on her way to the Bannered Mare for a drink and a night's rest she happens to run into Belethor, whom she meant to see in the morning.

As she goes to offer a hello (probably a longbowman's salute, because fuck that guy), out of nowhere he gruffly addresses her: "I wanted you to have this as a token of my affection. Doesn't mean we're married or nothin'."

Then he hands her a red apple and goes about his merry way.

DB proceeds to stare at it going "What the everloving fuck" until morning, when she awkwardly shuffles to Belethor's store which is... closed until noon.

Tell me a story, nonnies. What's going on with Belethor today?

Re: F!DB/Belethor, failed wooing

[(Anonymous)]

BWahahaha! Seconded!

The Harbinger is a What?!

[(Anonymous)]

So on my playthrough of Skyrim I ended up installing my sneaky archer Bosmer as the Harbinger and on my second playthrough, my mage Altmer. I'd like to see a fic where the citizens of Whiterun react to the fact that the legendary companions are led by someone who is A) not a Nord, and B) completely uninterested in fair, traditional fighting. Go wild anons, my only request is that the Companions respect their Harbinger regardless of their fighting style.

Re: The Harbinger is a What?!

[(Anonymous)]

This sounds sorta cute.

I'm currently working on another fill, but I will have a go at this one as soon as I'm done.

I'm a huge sucker for Altmer, and will probably take that route. Will start on it soon!

F!DB/Cynric Endell

[(Anonymous)]

Cynric is a doll and doesn't get much love.

Perhaps Cynric met the Dragonborn before she stepped foot in Skyrim and became the Dragonborn. Suppose he was hired to break the DB out. The job is rather easy and as they're camping out for the night (assuming her home is rather far and Cynric likes to ensure his clients saftey), they decide to have a little celebration. They drink too much mead and well, you know what's next.

Or~

The same scenario occurs except they don't get drunk but the DB leaves a lasting impression on Cynric and he's beyond thrilled when she joins The Thieves Guild. Maybe they go on jobs together and gradually get closer until they're alone in the Cistern and the smutty goodness ensues.

Honestly, I could care less what goes down. I just want to see a humanoid DB and Cynric have a little fun.

Re: F!DB/Cynric Endell

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, yes, YES. Anything involving the minor members of the Thieves Guild is a big yes!

Because there are so many, many reasons...

[(Anonymous)]

It's pretty much a given that everyone loathes the Thalmor. They're just so exceptionally loathsome. And the whole genocidal racists with a side order of torture, religious persecution, and plain old smug superiority thing makes it easy to see why.

But various people have highly personal reasons for hating them, too. We all know Ulfric hates them because they brutalized him, and Malborn hates them because they killed his family. What about other NPCs? I'm happy to hear about anyone (and I do mean anyone, from people like Tullius or Galmar to people who wouldn't normally seem to have much to do with the Civil War and the Thalmor, like Kharjo or Keerava or even one of the children). Or what about your Dragonborn - what was that moment that made them go from "Oh yeah, the Thalmor, very bad folks" to "OH NOW IT'S ON AND IT'S PERSONAL?"

Just tell me why, specifically, various Skyrim characters want to punch and/or stab every justiciar they see in his or her smug face.

Re: Because there are so many, many reasons...

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see this. You know there's loads of people out there who lost a parent in the Great War, or Altmer who hate what's become of their homeland, or something.

F!DB - things haven't quite gone to plan...

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to read about an Imperial DB who left Cyrodiil to start afresh (for whatever reason - but nothing too angsty) and decided to live a peaceful, happy life studying at the College of Winterhold where, she hoped, she might meet a muscular, talented Nord man to keep her bed warm.

Instead, she got dragons, civil war and J'zargo.

Gimme light-hearted smut, anons! :)

(anyone who even thinks about filling this will have all my internets)

Re: F!DB - things haven't quite gone to plan...

[(Anonymous)]

Yes! Just yes. I'm filling this. The meme needs more Khajit.

F!DB/Ondolemar

[(Anonymous)]

I use to be a Thalmor hater but I can't anymore...not after hearing Ondolemar's line about being one of the few pleasures in life. Ugh.

So, I got to thinking. What if Ondolemar is wandering around Markarth with his gaurds, his gaurds catch sight of the DB and start badmouthing her for whatever reason. Ondolemar looks over and has this sudden infatuation with the DB but constantly tries to fight it until he bumps into her in the Markarth Keep late one night.

I don't care, really. I just want to see Ondolemar have this big internal struggle about being attracted to a Nord when he's a "Superiorly bred mer" and needs to act as such.

Re: F!DB/Ondolemar

[(Anonymous)]

I can't spell today. *guards

F!Dragonborn/Human!Odahviing or Human!Alduin

[(Anonymous)]

This anon terribly need something a bit fluffy, a tad angsty and sweetly smutty that fits "It's hurts to be with you / It hurts to be without / It hurts loving you / cause you're my reason to be" lines of the Stratovarius song...

I'd like to see an Imperial, Nord or Bosmer DB's relationship with one of the said dragons in their human form. Don't really know how did they came to become human and have this relationship started before or after it.

Please, no excess violence, toilet stuff and sad endings!

Call of the Blood 3.3/?

[(Anonymous)]

you are creating an amazing story, I like how you're giving a character to your characters, I love vilkas and the relationship with the dragonborn is getting interesting, update as soon as possible: D

Re: Call of the Blood 3.3/?

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you lovely Anon for your kind review! I am slaving away feverishly as we speak!

I love me some Vilkas too ;)

F!DB / Sanguine - The night you don't remember

[(Anonymous)]

*Sanguine's quest spoilers*

Those of you who finished his quest already know the Dragonborn wakes up in the Temple, very confused and not able to remember anything after they passed out. I always wondered what else happened beside selling a goat, marrying a Hagraven and causing trouble in Dibella's Temple. Maybe Sanguine decided to take advantage of the not-quite-bad-looking Dovahkiin making sure she won't remember it...
I want some hot Sanguine action. I'd prefer a human female but elf is good too.
kink: he's the Daedric Lord of Debauchery so any kinks are ok but nothing gross.

Re: F!DB / Sanguine - The night you don't remember

[(Anonymous)]

I really need this in my life. Seconded!

F!DB/Any follower of a different race

[(Anonymous)]

I've always had this headcanon that interracial relationships are frowned upon in Skyrim. Yeah, they exist but people aren't too happy about it, especially now with the war going on. I'd like to see a female dragonborn happily running around with a follower (Ex: Ghorbash the Iron Hand, Erandur, etc.) blissfully unaware of the dirty looks and gossip that goes on about her.

Perhaps she stops at an inn and some drunk citizen confronts her about it and she's like, "What? Me? With him? Nooooo. He's just a follower." and the follower is a bit heartbroken because he had feelings for the DB but refused to act on them in fear of messing with the DB's reputation or something of that nature.

It'd make sense if the DB was a Nord but any humanoid race is fine.
I'm partial to the DB/Ghorbash pairing but anything will do, in fact...It'd be totally fine if the DB was a Mer and a human follower had interest in her.

Anything goes really. I just want to see a story like this. Smut isn't necessary but it's always welcome!

Re: F!DB/Any follower of a different race

[(Anonymous)]

Funny story: Rolff Stone-Fist accused my Breton of being a Dark Elf lover and called her a filthy piece of trash. That's always his first greeting, but my follower Erandur was standing right behind him and I had just console-married him.

supporting all OP's suggested variations of this prompt

Female Dovahkiin/Male follower

[(Anonymous)]

I'm really anxious to see a detailed story from the follower's point of view. Suppose that the follower and the Dragonborn were in a difficult fight. Out of health potions and not very skilled at restoration, the duo are forced to fight their way out. I want to see how the follower reacts in a battle. I want to see the adrenaline, the fear and the worry.

I'm thinking that the two are filled with pre-battle adrenaline as they grip their weapons and charge at the enemy. Be it falmer, bandits or a dragon. The follower shouts one of his battle lines and once the skirmish is over the follower says something about victory only to see his friend on the floor.

I know there are a few prompts like this but I'm itching to see how a follower reacts to the DB's death. I want to see what's inside the mind of the follower. How strong was their relationship? What are the followers thoughts as he runs over to the DB? Make me cry A!A's.

I'm not picky about the follower. Though it'd be nice to see one with that macho exterior such as Marcurio, Ghorbash, or Vilkas.
The gender of the DB doesn't matter much but humanoid is always nice.

Go wild anons. Show me raw emotion. c:

Re: Female Dovahkiin/Male follower

[(Anonymous)]

Just letting OP know I'm working on this. I have sadistic proclivity for unhappy endings ;)

Balgruuf feels :(

[(Anonymous)]

OMG, the feels I had while taking Whiterun for the Stormcloaks. I did NOT want to do this quest. I faffed around for a while, trying to find a way to get out of it. If I could have defected at this point, I would have. I felt sooo awful afterwards, especially when Balgruuf and Irileth deservedly expressed their disgust. Balgruuf is one of my favourite characters and I am so sad about what I did. I would love to read a fic on this theme. Also would love to read about the people of Whiterun feeling betrayed by their thane.

ALL THE INTERNETS IF LYDIA ALSO DESPISES THE DB OVER THIS BETRAYAL. I could not bring myself to take Lydia with me on this quest, I dropped her off in Riften and told her to wait. Maybe your DB forced her to invade and kill defenders of her own home town. Maybe she deserts the DB after the fighting is done and goes off with Balgruuf to Solitude, or maybe her sense of duty prevents her from doing so. Maybe the DB senses how much she hates working for him/her any more and dismisses her from service, attempting to pay a stipend which she of course refuses. Whatever. Just indulge my epic feels over the Battle for Whiterun. I am GUILTY FOREVER.

Re: Balgruuf feels :(

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God yes.

I will forever likely never join the Stormcloaks for that reason alone. My DB does not approve of treachery (anything else is fair game, but never bite the hand that feeds).