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Victorian Era AU

[(Anonymous)]

What would Skyrim look like with Victorian Era technology? Not necessarily taking place in our world, but what if soldiers and stuff used guns and sabers rather than swords? Seriously, how much more badass would the attack on Helgen be if they were firing cannons at Alduin?

tl;dr I want somebody to write a Steampunk-y version of Skyrim.

Possible A!A

[(Anonymous)]

I ADORE Steampunk and may have to write this.

F!DB/Anyone fingering, public

[(Anonymous)]

The Dragonborn (dunmer or redguard) gets teased while out in public with her partner/companion/lover/hook-up.

I'm open to femslash and het. I'd like the other person to be human or mer.

no non-con, pls!

For All to See 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

char:Hemming Black-Briar, char:F!PC, race:Redguard, relationship:het, kink:public sex, kink:fingering, kink:dirty talk
Summary - Hemming Black-Briar has missed the dragonborn, and doesn't care if the whole of Riften sees him welcoming her home.

The day was just starting to dim, ebbing towards twilight as he walked through the square in the middle of town, meandering, minding his own business as he looked at the wares of the merchants with mild interest. A hand on his person made him freeze, alarm filling him until he realized to whom the hand belonged. He hadn't expected Zee to be back in Riften that day, but getting his purse cut by her in the market gave Hemming Black-Briar a happy jolt of surprise.

No one else would have dared, but the willowy Redguard woman with the quick smile and mischievous eyes was his lover, and did it for fun, to amuse the both of them. It was a game, whenever she came back to the city, she'd pick his pocket or break into his room in the night, the two of them sharing in the delight of petty crime. When she stood up, he hugged her to him, slapping her soundly on the rear for her transgression, glad to see her safe after she'd been gone adventuring again.

"Back for more, eh?" He asked, and she chuckled in her melodious voice.

"You know it." She quipped, giving him a quick kiss. He held tight to her, extending the kiss for longer than she'd intended, tugging on her lips with his own, pressing his tongue into her mouth at the slightest opening. The kiss turned into something else altogether, something hungry and just shy of dark, his demanding hands raking through her shoulder-length hair, groping her body through the light armor she wore.

Divines, she tasted like honey, and Hemming wondered just what she'd been doing before she'd come back to Riften. Sometimes he was envious, but careful to hide it, disliking anyone she took on the road with her for company. This time, he didn't think there had been anyone, but the old jealousy filled him again, picturing faceless lovers in taverns. Truthfully, they had no claim on each other, as they'd never stated any intentions other than to 'have a good time' with one another. He had no right to claim her so in public, but Hemming was beyond caring, missing her too much to maintain their veneer of careful teasing.

They always jested with each other, never admitting to anything, but spending night after night together. His mother, Maven Black-Briar, wouldn't dare disapprove of the Dragonborn, and he secretly loved rebelling against her with Zee. It was more than that, though he wasn't ashamed to admit that it had started in part to make his mother mad. He chafed under her rule more often than not, but was wise enough to know he would be nothing without it.

In Zee, he found something he hadn't realized that had been missing. More than just the excitement of being with her, hearing her tales of adventure and sometimes joining her, when she was around Riften. He didn't the latitude to travel too far, and he had duties that superseded his own desires. Hemming honestly just liked Zee, and she'd surprised him by liking him back, for she was one of the few who saw him as more than his mother's heir. In that moment, he'd been too long without her, and what sense he had was overwhelmed by the lust rocketing through him from their kiss.

"Hemming." Zee whispered his name, breath hot against his neck. "I can't wait to feel you again."

"Oh yeah?" He cocked his head to the side. "What exactly do you want to feel?"

"You know what I want." She said, but he stubbornly shook his head at her answer.

"You've been gone so long, I may have forgotten what you like. In any case, you'll have to say it for me, so I can get it right."

Addicted DB gets an intervention

[(Anonymous)]

Adventuring is hard, huh? I mean, you got dragons, saber-cats, bears, trolls, Forsworn that detect you a mile away, chaurus, vampires, and mudcrabs. What's a poor Dragonborn to do to cope with the stress? Why, take to Skooma, of course!

... But that's getting in the way of things, so his friends have to place an intervention in Breezehome. What can go wrong?

Not looking for sex or anything, just humor of the biggest disaster of an intervention since ever as the DB's friends argue what course of action to take and nearly kill eachother over. Can be whatever filler wants- ideally though, really want to see an argument and fight breaking out between the Companions and College Mages (say he's a Spellsword?) as the DB slowly sneaks off to get high with M'aiq the Liar and even the guards don't even try to break it up.

Other then a fight between freinds for the betterment of the DB though, go wild! Any race or gender for the DB is good :3

Any takers?

Re: Addicted DB gets an intervention

[(Anonymous)]

Going to give this a shot. Already have something started and will get it up as soon as possible.

DB/LI - "The Pitter-Patter of Little Feet"

[(Anonymous)]

You know what this meme needs, guys? A baby fic. A baby fic featuring the Dragonborn, their spouse, and, of course, their youngling.

Any pairing is fine. The child can range from baby to toddler, but nothing over that. Fluff is a must.

Thanks ahead of time.

First Words

[(Anonymous)]

"He said it!" A blonde grinning head poked around the door frame.

Brynjolf looked up from his book, technically it was his wife's but he was a thief after all. He had never heard Yvonne scream in such a shrill voice before. He was glad that it was a happy one and not mad.

"Said what?" Brynjolf asked.

"Bellan said his first word. He said it!"

Brynjolf was on his feet in seconds, long loping strides carrying him quickly to the crib that stood in the center of the room. "What did he say, what did he say?" His voice vibrated with fatherly excitement. He leaned over to stare at his son, hands grasping for his father's beard.

Yvonne was standing behind her husband, her hand on his back. "Say it for daddy." she said.

The baby stared at Brynjolf for a second and then opened his mouth. "Yol."

-----

Yvonne sat on Brynjolf's lap, her napkin dabbing healing potion where his eyebrows had been. "I swear, he said Daddy right before." she said petulantly.

Brynjolf narrowed his eyes at her. "Either way, no more teaching our kid Dovah."

[(Anonymous)]

You ever notice how dragons only seem to attack when the Dragonborn is conveniently there to save the day? Sometimes only seconds after they arrive, even?

Others are beginning to notice it too.

Wolf/F!DB - Wolf tamer

[(Anonymous)]

This is one of those moments where I'm so glad to be anon.

Kink: bestiality

I just read about an Oblivion mod that apparently lets you have a dog or wolf follower. You teach it new tricks by having sex with it. Occasionally after you use the sex command, the dog/wolf knots you (described as being stuck in the 'ejaculation animation' for a while). Sometimes after being knotted by a wild dog or wolf, you get it as a follower. And I was like "Kink meme... now."

So... female Nord Dragonborn (if you need a name you could go with Eydis) is fucked by a wolf (could be dub-con or she could just be into that), it knots her and afterwards she's got herself her very own wolf tagging along to protect her and breed her whenever the mood strikes. Bonus points if she really gets off on the sensation of him throbbing and ejaculating inside her during the knot.

Re: Wolf/F!DB - Wolf tamer

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

F!DB/Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

So with Ulfric there seems to be a lot of stories that call on his aggressive side when he's with a lover, but I would love to see something softer. A caring, methodical Ulfric giving his Queen multiple orgasms, getting his pleasure from making her come at least three times. He just loves to please her, but for the sake of the story it could be a special occasion, a private celebration between the two.

Dragonbone can be any race but prefer Nord or Breton.

Re: F!DB/Ulfric

[(Anonymous)]

Thats supposed to Dragonborn can be any race - thanks iPad for the autocorrect that sounds slightly porny.

Enthir/pretty much anybody

[(Anonymous)]

I'm developing a thing for Enthir. You know, the gruff guy with the punk haircut from the College of Winterhold. Het, slash, group sex, masturbation, whatever. Any gender or race is fine, beast races welcome too. I just want to see this shady Bosmer fence bust his nut.

I don't like non_con or dub_con, but any other kinks I'll leave up to you. He just gives me the impression that he'd be a freak in the sack...

Re: Enthir/pretty much anybody

[(Anonymous)]

Yesssssss

Stormcloak soldiers

[(Anonymous)]

There's a fair number of women in all the stormcloak camps, so one night they all decide to put on a bit of a show for the men. Exhibitionism, strip tease, and sex of course either with the men or each other(or both).

exotic drink

[(Anonymous)]

A new drink producer is selling his/her beverages around skyrim. A side affect from the drinks is that it makes males cum sweet to the point of addiction. Want to see The dragonborn (preferably khajiit) loving this merchants drinks and enjoying them all the time, and in turn getting blowjobs from many women in skyrim.
Bonus points for if the khajiit caravan girls, get in on the oral action, as well as maven black briar, (and if you choose to make the khajiit DB) ysolda.

As a suggestion, I would make skooma have do do with the ingredients of the drink in some way, which is why everyone likes the drinks the merchant sells

Re: exotic drink

[(Anonymous)]

Very interested in filling this :D

I'm just wondering though, OP, you want some humor to go with this, right? I don't think I could do this on a completely serious note, but I'm more than willing to do everything you want from this- going for the high score on this one.

Anyways, thoughs, *starts working on it*

Bad Guy turned Good

[(Anonymous)]

Pick your favorite bad guy that the Dragonborn killed (Mercer, Ancano, etc.). Change the story in a way that they lived, though the Dragonborn believes them dead, and ended up with amnesia. Then, send them on a redemption quest.

Bonus:
human!Alduin
sex (this is a kink meme, after all)
angry DB (i thought you were dead)
old allies turned enemies

Okay, y'know what, screw it. Just write the Bourne Series in Skyrim. There, I said it.

Re: Bad Guy turned Good

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! I'd love to see this with Ancano!

Sheogorath and Spectral Assassin have tea together

[(Anonymous)]

We all know how the Spectral Assassin is Lucian Lachance, and that Sheogorath was the Champion of Cyrodiil, and was also the Listener. Say, the DB is exploring the Pelagius Wing with his assassin, and the two of them are warped into the mind of Pelagius III. Cue either Sheogorath or Lucien finding something oddly familiar about each other, but not knowing what.

What I'm asking for is for these two to meet again somehow. Can be funny, tragic, serious, anything goes. Bonus points for the two having tea together while the Dragonborn tends to Pelagius's mind.

Re: Sheogorath and Spectral Assassin have tea together

[(Anonymous)]

I need more tea time fills in my life! I second this!

F!DB/Farkas - strap-on

[(Anonymous)]

Female Dragonborn (any race except Kahjit or Argonian)fucks Farkas with a strap-on. Dildos have existed, like, forever and ever. I'm sure F!DB could put one in a harness to use on her husband :)

Squicks: anything pee or poo related.

Open the Damn Door 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

An odd knocking sound drew Farkas back up to the surface. He looked around cautiously, eyes wide and hair dripping- glancing down towards the pile of armour, strewn haphazardly across the floor and up past the roaring fire which warmed the water he sat in.

The knocking came again, startling him enough to cause a bit of water to splash over onto the floor.

"Erm... yeah?" he settled with eventually, his deep, gruff voice vibrating the water slightly.

"Farkas, is that you?" a voice, female and muffled.

"Yeah," he said again, it was a reliable option.

"Farkas, it's me Freyja, how long are you going to be?"

Farkas smiled. Freyja had been training all day in the hot sun with him and Vilkas, getting visibly hot and bothered towards the end. This could be some fun.

"As long as I like," he called back, grinning from ear to ear. He could almost see her rolling her eyes through the door

"You've been in there for nearly half an hour!"

"I've got a lot of body to wash, Freyja"

"Don't start getting smart Farkas, it really doesn't suit you."

Farkas reached his arms up, pulling himself into a sitting position, muscled torso sitting above the water, a very self-satisfied smile on his face.

"Well I don't have the smarts of Ysgramor," he started, drawing a snort from behind the door. "But I think I'm in the position of power here. So you'd better start being nice to me."

"Agh, dammit Farkas, hurry up and let me in!" Freyja shouted. There was an edge to her voice that he hadn't heard before.

She'd only been with them since midwinter, yet was already a member of the circle, with all that came with it. Tall, lithe and confident, with blonde hair which came halfway down her back, Farkas had certainly watched her rise through the ranks with interest.

I can't let an opportunity like this pass me by, he thought as he picked up the soap from behind his head and started scrubbing.

"Look, there's a bath at the Bannered Mare..." he began, cut off by a growl of frustration and an even louder:

"FUS DO RAH"

Lady Orc/Lady Orc(s)

[(Anonymous)]

Basically, queer lady orc decides "no, fuck it, I'm going to be chief and have all the wives." Can be any orc women author!anon wants, named character or OC, in any situation dealing with this prompt: Lesbian orc orgy? Sure! Fluff with the chief and her first wife? Yes, please. Wooing a second wife? Go for it. Just please, author!anons, fix me up with some lady orcs being chiefs, having all the wives, and giving no fucks about propriety.

Re: Lady Orc/Lady Orc(s)

[(Anonymous)]

How do you feel about DB!Orc wanting to use her powers to fulfill this, or do you prefer pure Orc?

Eitherway, fuck yeah, Orcs need more love! College starting up in a few days, but would be willing to work on this during free time c:

Rigel Strong-Arm/F!DB

[(Anonymous)]

I'm inordinately attached to this lady for how minor she is. I think its the "little sabre-cat" nickname from her father. Could I get some sort of fill with her and a woman Dragonborn? Plotless smut, or some redemption narrative where she follows the DB to make up for her life of crime, Rigel catching her in the cave and dub-con ending in complete consent, anything but non-con is fine. The only other solid thing I want is the DB using the "little sabre-cat" nickname.

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Rigel_Strong-Arm

DB/Aela + Vilkas - Wedding Disaster

[(Anonymous)]

On the never-ending list of bugs on Aela's page on the Elder Scrolls wiki there is one that says:

"When walking into a wedding with Aela, Vilkas may be waiting at the altar instead."

SRSLY. Check it out if you don't believe me. XD Pretty self-explanatory. DB attends his/her wedding ceremony and is confused/shocked/angry/whatever that Vilkas is there instead of Aela. I'd like this to be a humorous piece.

Re: DB/Aela + Vilkas - Wedding Disaster

[(Anonymous)]

THIS IS TOO MUCH xD

Seconded, but I might have to do this one myself. :D

Vampire/Anyone

[(Anonymous)]

So. Vampires have the Vampire's Seduction power, right? Making them very compliant, willing to do whatever the vampire might ask...

You can see where I'm going with this, right?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes, I forgot to specify - it's be nice if the PC, of either gender, was involved in the pairing somehow... as the vampire or the unwilling, no-but-yes thrall, I don't mind.

Farengar/M!DB, mpreg

[(Anonymous)]

I have never been more thankful for the anonymous option. And, I know all the mpreg prompts have gone unfilled, but that's not stopping me because Akatosh almighty do we need some of that on here.
What I'm looking for is a steady relationship between a male Dragonborn (most races acceptable, would prefer a Nord, Breton or Redguard DB though) and everyone's favorite lispy mage.
How the mpreg initially occurs, is up to the A!A. One of Arcadia's creations gone wrong (or right)? The result of Farengar testing out an unknown spell? All the OP really needs is for Farengar to be on the receiving end, and perhaps someone (or a few people?) notice this odd behaviour of his, including the Dragonborn.
Please don't hate me kmeme .m.

F!Dragonborn/Brynjolf, sort-of jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

has anyone else noticed that Brynjolf seems to be very popular with the ladies in the Guild? Or is it just me? there's the rumour goign round about Tonilia cheating on Vekel with him, Sapphire's supposedly closer to him than the rest of the Guild, Karliah is the only one besides the Dragonborn he calls 'lass'... The only one left out would be Vex, and I'm sure there are people out there who ship that too.

So let's say the Dragonborn has the crush of the century on Brynjolf, and one day she sees somethign that's just a little too much. Cue her leaving - maybe storming out of the Cistern to go brood in the graveyard - and Brynjolf following. Happy endings would be preferred here!

(Bonus points if the Dragonborn isn't human, and she thinks this is why he's supposedly not interested in her. Extra bonus points and my undying gratitude if she's a Khajiit of some sort.)

(long prompt is long, I'm sorry)

Re: F!Dragonborn/Brynjolf, sort-of jealousy

[(Anonymous)]

Would it be fine if I do this with either wood/high elf?
Or maybe like a half khajiit hybrid thing.....?

Aela/Ria, Admiration/Hero Worship

[(Anonymous)]

It's a headcanon of mine that Ria has a huge admiration-celebrity crush kind of relationship with Aela. I want to see her act on it, or maybe Aela catching on and making the move herself. Either way, let's have some femslash!

F!DB/Camilla Valerius, makeup mishap

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know about you guys, but in the beginning of the game and especially when I first started playing, Camilla really stood out when it came to appearance with her painted lips, eyeshadow, etc.

F!DB never really bothered with that stuff and wonders why her wife does, eventually deciding to try it herself with hilariously bad results, prompting Camilla to give her a lesson so this never happens again, only to find her pretty cute afterwards and take it a step forward.

Squicks are any type of bodily functions, non/dub-con, and any significant pain. Would love to see the Golden Claw's handle being used creatively though, but other than that, go free!

F!Dragonborn - Season Unending

[(Anonymous)]

So just done the Season Unending Quest and GAWDDDDDDD, wasn't Ulfric and Tullius a pain in the bloody ass.
I seriously wanted to shout at them for being so bleeding stuborn. So, make a fic where the Dragonborn loses her cool and shouts at the both of them (Ulfric pissed me off the most).
Bonus points for DB snorting at Rikke's sarcastic comments and whooping at Esberns dramatic speech.

Possible filler

[(Anonymous)]

I probably won't be able to do a full-length fic (maybe two parts at most), but I love this idea and want to play with it for a bit.

I'll see what I come up with, I suppose! :)

(Any preferences for race, followers, etc? I've got my own ideas if you don't)

Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

So basically I would like to see a smutty crack/humor piece with as many theme-appropriate bad metaphors as you can fit in. You know, "he thrust his gleaming daedric sword into the fires of her forge" and so on. Any pairing is fine, het, slash, I don't mind.

Bonus points if the humor is in the metaphors, i.e. it could be read with a straight face if not for the gleaming daedric swords.

Re: Anyone: Metaphorically Speaking

[(Anonymous)]

for the love of all that is holy I second this

Bad!fic

[(Anonymous)]

So this anon was just thinking random thoughts, and I would love it if some wonderful A!A out there could pretty please write some funny bad!fic. Would like it to center around a Listener!DB on some kind of stupid mission, with Cicero tagging along and possibly Lucien Lachance too.

Bonus if, during a very 'serious' conversation between DB and Cicero, Cicero randomly slaps DB with a fish. (WhattheIdon'teven, but that was the idea that spawned this sudden craving D:)

Re: Bad!fic

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded SO HARD. If nobody fills this, I may have to. Even though I'm awfully unfunny, but heck, this MUST. BE. FILLED.

F!Dragonborn/Cosnach: Starting Backwards

[(Anonymous)]

I want to see a snooty, high-strung female Dragonborn (either Imperial or Altmer) waking up with no recollection of the night before and with Cosnach in bed with her. Turns out they got married the night before, which is unfortunate, considering these two are polar opposites. From there, DB takes Cosnach along with her on her adventures and tries to see if she can somehow tolerate being married to a loud, unruly drunk like him. Let's see what you can make of this, a!anons! :D