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OP Here

[(Anonymous)]

Can't believe someone picked this up. And I enjoyed it; short and amusing.

Re: OP Here

[(Anonymous)]

I know, I loved The Sultry Argonian Bard too.

Possible A!Anon

[(Anonymous)]

I think I might fill this prompt :) Give me some time though, I'm new to this site.

[(Anonymous)]

Anything about the Khajiit caravaneers, as long as it's well characterized. Smut isn't required. Guest appearance by Ysolda is always welcome.

F!Dark Brotherhood Recruit/Nazir/M!Dark Brotherhood Recruit

[(Anonymous)]

The new recruits are very eager to learn. Bonus points for denial, being caught, and bondage. No necro, scat, or fluids.

M!DB/Maven and Ingun Black-Briar

[(Anonymous)]

A mother/daughter threesome with Maven and Ingun Black-Briar. Bonus if the dragonborn is the one in control.

Re: M!DB/Maven and Ingun Black-Briar

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

FDB/Vasha

[(Anonymous)]

(It seems my mobile device ate this prompt when I posted it, so let's try this again shall we?)

So FDB wakes up in the abandoned shack with Astrid post "Innocence Lost" and questions each of the prisoners carefully before killing Alea Quintus and Fultheim the Fearless, but leaving Varsha because he intrigues her with his cockyness. So Astrid takes her leave and the two others are dead...and our favorite defiler of daughters is tied up oh so pretty... FDB couldn't just look a gift Khajiit in the mouth.

So my lovely nonnies! I'm thinking of bondage and femdom with either dubious consent or full consent please, with your pick of:
Face-sitting
Sensory deprivation
knife play
dirty talk
whatever else you could think of... just please no scat or guro.

Lydia/Farkas+Scheming DB

[(Anonymous)]

WAIT NO I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING BUT DON'T SCROLL PAST HEAR ME OUT OKAY.

SO you have this Harbinger Dragonborn who is always around Whiterun and typically brings Lydia with him/her on quests. So Lydia is introduced to all of the Companions. Then the Dragonborn has to leave for a few months and decides to let Lydia sit this one out and take Farkas with. But before they go they notice that Farkas is totally eyeing their housecarl. And devises a devious plot to get them together because they think it would be fun or they genuinely think Lydia's sarcastic exterior would benefit from someone as bluntly affectionate as Farkas, and Farkas would respect but not be overwhelmed by Lydia's intelligently pragmatic way of dealing with her absurd Thane and life in general.

So instead, they tell Farkas to help Lydia with a side quest that the Dragonborn has been putting off. It can be anything. DB refused to help find someone's family heirloom one more time. DB was not in the mood to get Draugr guts on their freshly polished armor that day.

I just want Lydia and Farkas being two hopelessly oblivious Nords who kick ass and take names in battle together but don't know how to start a relationship without obvious things like amulets.

Bonus points if it's a mer Dragonborn who is just tearing their hair out once they've committed to this to try and get their followers to make out already.

Re: Lydia/Farkas+Scheming DB

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded so very, very hard. I don't usually sail on het ships, but I'm right with you on this one, Cap'n!

Karliah, Mercer, Thief!DB - Snow Veil Sanctum

[(Anonymous)]

Alright, now the title is at best vague, but stick with me! Ever since I finished the Thieves Guild questline, I've been intrigued by this thought. [SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THIEVES GUILD]

At the end of Speaking With Silence, Karliah tells you that she "made a split-second decision" when she shot you instead of Mercer Frey. It had me wondering...what would have happened if Karliah made a different decision? That's why I'm here, requesting someone re-write the Thieves Guild questline to reflect a different choice than the one Karliah made. Does she take the shot at Mercer? If so, does she miss, or is she lucky enough to hit him? Or maybe she drinks her Invisibility potion and simply hides, leaving the DB and Mercer Frey to fight it out?

This is really a prompt where I'm asking the A!A to reconfigure how things turn out for the Dragonborn, Mercer Frey and Karliah as a consequence of her altered decision. There's no need for any relationships, but I'm not opposed if you want to throw any in there. Dragonborn can be any race and/or gender the A!A's heart desires. Let's see what you guys can come up with!

Olfina Gray-Mane/Jon Battle-Born

[(Anonymous)]

Olfina oft remarks to the PC that she's a strong Nord woman, who can do anything a man can do. After the defeat of Alduin and the end of the civil war, she does just that. With the main threats eliminated, she's free to leave Whiterun. Going on the road, she becomes and adventurer in the hopes of improving the lot of clan Gray-Mane.

Jon fulfills his dream of becoming a bard and goes to the college.

In her travels, they meet up again in Solitude and rekindle their romance without the feud of their families to cast a pall over it.

Show me their reunion, their love. Make it fluffy or smutty, I don't care.

Not to sing songs. To be their inspiration.

[(Anonymous)]

(Just Fluff since I'm in a fluffy mood. :D)

Solitude.

A city Olfina Gray-Mane had heard about all her life.
But with bandits on the roads, and more recently dragons as well, she had never travelled the great distance from Whiterun to the home-city of the Imperial Legion.

And the High King and Queen of Skyrim.

She walked in, confident in her steel armour, nodding to the guards and nearly gasped like a fish when she took in the amount of people before her.
Solitude was full of colour, people busying about at the market and the castle that housed the Legion Commanders and Generals.
'The Winking Skeever' was nearly empty, in part due to it being still daylight, and Olfina smiled at the man behind the counter.
"What may I get you, miss?"
She leaned on the wood, feeling her greatsword's weight shift on her back. "Any bounties or jobs in town an adventurer might assist with?"
The barman smiled and nodded, pulling out a book stuffed with notes and papers falling from it.
"The bard's college is looking for someone to go digging through some caves for them. Might be an idea to see them for more details."
"And where is the bard's college?"
"Oh, new are you? Well, you'll see the market on your left when you head out. Not up the stairs, though. Head down the main street between the houses until you find a large building with a courtyard."
Olfina grinned and pulled out some gold from the pouch at her side. "For taking the time to assist me. Thank you."

The directions were true and the young woman found the college easily. She pressed open the door and froze, heart suddenly heavy in her chest.

Jon Battle-Born.

Jon Battle-Born stood on the stairs across the college lobby, staring at her, lute hanging at his side.
She gulped, mouth suddenly dry and sticky at the same time and Jon smiled, stepping off the staircase and over to her, lute now held in both hands.
"Hello, Olfina."
Olfina smiled, looking at her boots and suddenly felt incredibly self-conscious in her armour.
"Hello, Jon."
They stood, awkwardly in the doorway until someone seemed to want to leave and they hastily shuffled to the side.
"What brings you to the college?" Jon smiled, gesturing to his new home. Olfina smiled and shrugged, back straightening.
"I had heard that someone was needed to go searching in caves for something. I wanted to get some details on the job."
Jon seemed startled then smiled. "So that's why you're wearing steel armour. Like me, you took the chance the defeat of Alduin to travel."
Olfina smiled in return, nearly grinning as her heart lifted. "Yes, although I did not seek to sing songs, Jon." He smiled and stepped closer, placing his lute onto the counter by their side.
"No, you wish to become the topic of them."
She smiled, blushing and struggling for something witty to say in return but she found nothing.
Jon smiled and opened the door. "I know the request you're speaking of. If you'd like to walk with me about the city, see the sights and all that, I'll tell you what I can."
Olfina smiled and nodded, stepping outside.
As Jon closed the door behind himself and offered her his hand to hold, she placed her hand, her heart, into it.
"I'd like that."

(Don't ask me why but Olfina seems like someone who would weild a greatsword. It just seems to suit her. Hope OP likes :D)

This might be a little meta, but...

[(Anonymous)]

I want the Dragonborn to wake up the day after the player installed one of those mods that turns the weight slider for women into a curves slider. (Preferably one of the ones like CBBE and not one of the ones that gives every woman in game tits bigger than her head.)

The dragonborn can be the recipient of these new curves, an admirer, or both.

(As someone who would probably have CBBE installed if her fiancé wasn't a bit of a prude, I want to live vicariously okay?)

Nelacar/F!DB, caring for sick DB

[(Anonymous)]

The whole ordeal with Azura's star takes its' toll on the Dragonborn. Instead of being totally peachy and fine like in the game, it causes her to become sick. Like fever, nauseousness, panic attacks, whatever you come up with.
Nelacar, feeling responsible, proceeds to take care of her and so, once again, she's pretty much trusting him with her life.

I would just like some hurt/comfort with this lovely Altmer. Smut is optional.
I also have a thing for hight difference so she could be a short human. Would also love this difference to be somewhat emphasized in the fill. :)

Re: Nelacar/F!DB, caring for sick DB

[(Anonymous)]

I'm on it! :D

F!DB/Beast

[(Anonymous)]

Thank God for anonymity.

I want F!DB (preferably human) be taken by animals while their 'keeper' watches - a horse as the carriage/stable owner watches, a pack of wolves as a bosmer watches, etc.

Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Re: F!DB/Beast

[(Anonymous)]

Oy, now that's a kink. Seconded!

Dunmer!DB, The Battle for Whiterun.

[(Anonymous)]

The dragonborn is a dunmer, a magey type and as such is everything Ulfric and his Stormcloaks hate. So they decide to go ahead and attack Whiterun anyway.

No one ever said Ulfric was smart. Because the dragonborn is not at all amused by this bunch of idiots attacking their home city and wreaks unholy hell against Ulfrics army. Conjurations, the nastiest thu'ums they know, dual wielding staffs.

Show me an extremely annoyed dragonborn decimating the Stormcloaks and making them run home to momma.

Bonus points if one of Ulfrics catapults takes out the Alchemy lab in Breezehome and that's when the Dragonborn really loses their shit. "Stormcloak bastards, those potions took me three months to brew!"

Re: Dunmer!DB, The Battle for Whiterun.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh that's great. If I ever discover even the slightest ability to write, I would love to do this; but since that is unlikely to ever happen, someone please fill this.

Skyrim-Belgariad/Malloreon Crossover

[(Anonymous)]

What if Garion was the Dragonborn? This can be anything from a misfire fill to a full-length one; I just really want to see someone write this :P
Bonus points if you drag other characters/objects into this. For example, the Orb of Aldur as an Elder Scroll/the Eye of Magnus, Torak/Zandramas as Alduin, Grolims as Thalmor, etc. Personally, I would kill to see Silk, Sadi, and/or Liselle as members of the Thieves Guild, but it's up to the anon.

LI/Dovahkiin/LI -- Cheat-ception!

[(Anonymous)]

Dovahkiin (male or female) discovers that the person they are cheating on their lover with, is the same person their lover is cheating on /them/ with. Threesome, hilarity, drama, or a combination ensue. LIs can be either male or female as well.
I totally did not rip off an entry to FMyLife, nope.

Squicks are anything bathroom-related, and that's about it!
OP has a weakness for mer (this includes Orcs), also. c:
Go wild~!

Re: LI/Dovahkiin/LI -- Cheat-ception!

[(Anonymous)]

Why did I just imagine a Vilkas/Dovahkiin/Lydia sandwich?

Kink!meme is corrupting me, I swear.

M!NordDB/Bottom!Tullius

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see some love for the Imperial commander, who in my mind would make a great tsundere type bottom. Doesn't necessarily have to be the DB, any big Nord bear type char, even stormcloaks would be awesome.

Prompt inspired by this art from R34: http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/32c216490fa5ef22eefb6a63443e082d/931747%20-%20Skyrim%20The_Elder_Scrolls%20general_tullius.jpg

characters: Nord, General Tullius

Kinks: size difference, slash, rimming, delayed orgasm

Re: M!NordDB/Bottom!Tullius

[(Anonymous)]

I approve of this prompt.

M!NordDB/Bottom!Tullius

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see some love for the Imperial commander, who in my mind would make a great tsundere type bottom. Doesn't necessarily have to be the DB, any big Nord bear type char, even stormcloaks would be awesome.

characters: Nord, General Tullius

Kinks: size difference, slash, rimming, delayed orgasm

Vilkas/Farkas twincest

[(Anonymous)]

Vilkas and Farkas are close, and sometimes they just end up having sex. They just think it feels natural. Since I see Vilkas as the more dominant of the two, I'd like him to be the dominant one in bed too, with Farkas being perfectly fine with that. Maybe Vilkas biting the back of Farkas' neck a little? Could be set when they're younger or when the game takes place, both are fine. Vilkas on top if there's actual fucking.

Squicks: anything that belongs in the bathroom. And no injuring each other, please.

Re: Vilkas/Farkas twincest

[(Anonymous)]

~
Hands caressing down muscled sides as Vilkas placed open mouth kisses on the back of Farkas' neck, he growled softly when his hands stopped at toned hips and buttocks.
Vilkas was content to take the time that Farkas needed to adjust. He loves his brother and his brother loves him.
He sighed, growling in delight when those hips moved below his, eager for friction but Vilkas slowed Farkas, least he be harmed.
Any wound, internal or external, around the pelvic region would be disastrous in battle.
~


THAT appeared in my head as soon as I read this.
I may not fill this though. I'm not so good with m/m.
Mind you, any A!Anon may use that to their heart's content. I don't mind. :]

*sets up Twincest camp*

F!DB/Vex - Dub-con, rough sex after Goldenglow Estate

[(Anonymous)]

After the dragonborn manages to do what Vex could not, she is torn between being extremely pissed and extremely impressed. Whichever feeling wins, she decides to punish/welcome/reward the new member of the Thieves Guild by knocking her out, dragging her somewhere in the ratway, tying her up against the dirty walls and having nice, rough sex.

I'd prefer dubcon, Female!Dragonborn (yay femslash) and a human/elf race, but if it takes a male, full-out noncon and/or another race to get this filled, that's fine too.

Bonus Points for (if femslash) penetration with the hilt of a (sheathed) weapon/some object.

Extra Bonus Points if other (male) members of the Thieves Guild get to watch but not touch or get some sort of gangbang AFTER Vex is done.

I'm sorry for my long request :( I wish I could write this but I suck. I hope this was alright for a first time request...

Re: F!DB/Vex - Dub-con, rough sex after Goldenglow Estate

[(Anonymous)]

Your request is just fine. I personally prefer more details than less so it is less likely that I accidentally do a no-no.

(DB/LI) Pregnancy Kink!

[(Anonymous)]

So, this is an amazingly non-fussy request. The Dragonborn (or if a male Dragonborn, his lover) is pregnant. I was some nice pregnancy lovin'. Don't care about race or who the Love Interest is really, but I do like tall Nords.

Bonus Points for breast/nipple play!

Let's keep everything fully Con, and while I like rough play, I'm not a fan of hardcore S&M or anything bathroom-y.

This is my first request, so I want to thank any and all A!A's who take it. Thank you!

Re: (DB/LI) Pregnancy Kink!

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhh! Seconded.

Might have to fill this if no one else does. <3

F! Dragon born / marcurio

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to see these 2 have a nice little romance bloom while adventuring. Female wood elf and marcurio. But during their Love scene I'd like to see marcurio singe her with his fire magic in the heat of the moment. The rest is up to your imagination.

werewolf M!DB x wife

[(Anonymous)]

During wolf mating season, werewolves have difficulty retaining their sanity and some actually end up banging wolves. Even the dragonborn struggles to keep his self control. His wife is absolutely disgusted by the idea of her husband banging an animal, so she takes it upon herself to please him. Even if it means chaining him down when hes in werewolf form and milking him like a cow until hes so sore he begs her to stop.

bonus if DB is hung huge, and it just gets bigger when he goes werewolf. preferably nord or khajiit for both wife and husband.

Re: werewolf M!DB x wife

[(Anonymous)]

OP here, forgot to mention multiple fills are very much appreciated :D

dragon M!DB x F! werewolf

[(Anonymous)]

The DB's wife reveals to him she is a werewolf. Much to her pleasure, hes absolutely fine with that. Why? He is a were-dragon and literally can turn into a full sized dovah. They decide to get a bit kinky one night and mate in their beast forms. The werewolf girl cant help but admit that his dragon dong is the biggest shes ever seen

would prefer both husband and wife to be either be nord or khajiit (mixed pairing okay as well)

bonus for howls and roars of orgasmic pleasure and serious stretching on the wife's side, and size kink and huge loads on the husband's side. Multiple orgasms for both plz.
this may seem obvious, maybe not, but i also really wanna see some werewolf on dragon oral on this as well as a huge creampie at the end

extra credit if you can get knotting into this as well (may be hard for her because of his size though XD

Re: dragon M!DB x F! werewolf

[(Anonymous)]

Awesome, I would absolutely love to read this, I don't care about the races, but this is a must!

[(Anonymous)]

I'd like to see something with thrynn from the thieves guild and a female wood elf. Something smutty and fluffY would be greatly appreciated :-)

[(Anonymous)]

yesyesyesyes Pleaseeeee!
I'll beg if I have too!

Talsgar the Wanderer, Werewolf Hunter

[(Anonymous)]

So this prompt might require a tiny bit of backstory.
See, in my game, I was playing a Companion DB. I had the Ring of Hircine with me, and liked using wolf shape to get from place to place quickly without using fast travel.

There was just one problem.

Every time I changed and took off -EVERY SINGLE TIME- somehow, sooner or later, Talsgar the Wandering Bard would find me. I don't know how he managed it. He'd come charging out of nowhere, sword a-swingin', with a cry of "Werewolf!", and since I didn't particularly want to murderize him, I'd have to sprint as fast as I could for the nearest town/cave/what would you, and hide in the bushes somewhere until he went away.

So yeah, basically, what I'm asking for is a Talsgar who, for whatever reason (I don't know, maybe the DB ate his lute or something) has become Inspector Javert for this one particular werewolf and is obsessed with tracking it down, while said male or female DB is basically 'Dude, what the hell is your damage?!' about the entire affair.

Bonus points for turning up in increasingly unlikely locations. Such as the Thalmor embassy. And the Throat of the World. And the bathtub.

Re: Talsgar the Wanderer, Werewolf Hunter

[(Anonymous)]

Haha! Oh, man, OP, this prompt got an actual LOL. The mental image was priceless.

Talsgar: (::looking around::) Dude, where's my lute?
DB: (::spits a few splinters to the side, flosses with a string::) No clue, bro. Try getting an accordion next?
Talsgar: (::suspicious glare::) Did you eat my lute?
DB: Eat a lute? Who, uh, who does that? (::burps in C major::)
Talsgar: Diiiediediediedie lute killer die!

If I had time, I'd try to write something for you, since I totally needed that giggle.