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"Ulfric... is my father!?"

[(Anonymous)]

I've played Skyrim with my Dragonborn, and Imperial girl, and lately (the last 2 times I started a game) I decided to twist my gameplay up and pretend she's... Ulfric's lost daughter.

I love Ulfric, and I love the fact that I make this crazy ass novelas in my head every time I play, so I want to see anyone else's take on it. I might even self-fill if I have the time.

-Give me juice! I want feelings, back story, drama!
-I want him to want to be there for the DB now that he knows.
-Don't know how they find out, but you may come up with any idea you want to use.
-A young DB, maybe late teens (17-19) to mid twenties (20-24) so it fits with Ulfric's age LOL
-Did I mention drama? Tears(happy/sad), hugs, kisses, :D

In ES lore (if I seem to remember correctly) the child takes physically the mother's race, so that's why she's an Imperial.

What does he think of his child? An Imperial! AND the Dragonborn! DB may or may not be on either side of the war. If you want to avoid that issue completely, it's fine with me :)

Technically, this is a kink meme and I should be listing a kink, but I guess I want to see something dramatic but sweet... I hope someone takes it upon themselves to fill it! Thank you!

Re: "Ulfric... is my father!?"

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! This sounds like some amazing material could come out of it!

Those Darned Falmer!

[(Anonymous)]

So I took the Lexicon back to Avanchnzel today, and as usual when exploring a Dwemer ruin I kept expecting to come across the bloodied bodies of the people I was seeing after-images of and lots of Falmer, and was pleasantly surprised when only the former existed.

I mean, this is Skyrim. I'd almost be disappointed if there weren't bodies.

What I want to read about is a time when the Falmer don't win. Every time I go somewhere deep within the earth, I find dead people by Falmer, and I get the sad sensation that if I'd been just a bit sooner, I could have saved them. Obviously people aren't very cautious about the things lurking in the deep places of the earth, and I sigh as I pass explorers who weren't prepared.

So please, give me happiness! Whether the protagonist (can be DB, doesn't have to be) saves the people from the Falmer or they save themselves is up to the writer. The beginning and middle can be as angsty and sad as necessary, as long as it ends happy. Also, victory sex or something of the sort if fine, but also not necessary.

Bonus sweetrolls for including some minor reference to my personal headcanon: that the Dwemer turned into the Falmer.

Go wild! Thank you, Author!Anons~

Re: Those Darned Falmer!

[(Anonymous)]

Nice prompt but the Dwemer didn't become the Falmer, they unmade their physical form using the heart of Lorkhan and became Numidium. Unfortunately for them the process happened all at once at the battle of red mountain, instead of the century long process they had planned.

So instead of their race gradually ascending back to godhood and exiting Mundus gracefully, they kind of got slammed into a giant brass golem that eventually fell into Tiber Septim's hands.

There's a document on the Imperial Library site that lists all the lore and in game Citations. It's called the disappearance of the dwarves.

Enthir/Onmund, no amulet this time

[(Anonymous)]

Something terrible has started entering my mind in Onmund's amulet quest. Every time I start it and Onmund says "Enthir had something I needed so I traded him something of mine," I think:

YOUR VIRGIN ASS

So let's see that happen. Now, I like both these guys (especially Enthir, hnng) and Enthir's more of a grumpy jerk than a truly nasty person, but I'm fine with him getting turned evil for the sake of the prompt. Or not, whatever tone you want to take. Just no non-con? But no other squicks, all kinks welcome, go nuts.

Re: Enthir/Onmund, no amulet this time

[(Anonymous)]

SECONDED

Belethor

[(Anonymous)]

Y'know what we need more of? More bandits kidnapping Breton merchants from Whiterun. I'd LOVE to see Belethor left bloody, bruised and broken by a group of bandits while the companions send out the (male) dragonborn to rescue him. Bonus points for any hint of a prior romantic relationship with the dragonborn to prompt the kidnapping. No real squicks or race preference for the dragonborn. Kinks are non-con, biting, bondage and bloodplay.

“Even the Dragonborn Can Bleed” Belethor/M!DB, 1a/?

[(Anonymous)]

Hey there! This is my first fill, so I am still learning. Even if this does not turn out to be exactly what you were looking for, I hope you enjoy! The fill is already complete, so I will post it over the next day or two as I make my revisions. Fingers crossed that the formatting will look like the preview once this is posted…

“Even the Dragonborn Can Bleed” Belethor/M!DB, 1a/?
Characters: M!DB Breton, Belethor
Relationship: M!DB / Belethor
Description: M!DB Ardbur rescues a beaten Belethor after the shopkeeper is kidnapped by bandits.

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Ardbur strode into Belethor’s General Goods in Whiterun. The door banged open and bounced off the wall. The dragonborn halted. The room was eerily silent. The floor was devoid of clutter. The weapons rack behind the counter was nothing more than barren bones of wood. Peculiar lines of dust striped the empty shelves, outlining what had once been there.

Belethor was missing, too. There was no snarky one-liner about what the man wouldn’t sell or buy. The shopkeeper did himself a disservice speaking that way, Ardbur knew. The dragonborn had once tried to sell Belethor a stolen sword, but the shopkeeper had refused to buy it. Considering how Ardbur had threatened him at the time, he had to respect Belethor for holding his ground.

Ardbur sighed. Returned from a particularly gruelling trek alone in the wilderness, he could have done with a little humour from the shopkeeper. Most of Whiterun’s populace either feared Ardbur or admired him. Some refused to believe the stories and challenged the dragonborn at every opportunity. It all became tiring after a while. At least Belethor hadn’t looked at Ardbur any differently after discovering his fellow Breton was the dragonborn.

Ardbur left the shop. On his way out, he almost bumped into a guard. The soldier was young, likely a new recruit. He didn’t recognize Ardbur. “You shouldn’t be in there,” the soldier growled.

“And why is that?” Ardbur asked, eyes narrowing.

“There’s no one to manage the place. I was just on my way to lock it up.” The guard glared at the dragonborn. “You wouldn’t have taken anything, now, would you?”

Ardbur levelled the man a flat look. It wasn’t worth his time to respond to such a remark. “Where is Belethor?”

“Gone,” the guard said. “The work of bandits. The Companions are dealing with it. They’ll get him back – if the poor bugger is still alive.”

-*-*-*-*-*-*-

“You’re just in time,” Aela greeted the dragonborn on the steps to Jorrvaskr. “We received a new contract this morning. Belethor’s been kidnapped, and the Whiterun guard wants us to deal with the bandits.”

“So I’ve heard,” Ardbur said. He crossed his arms and looked away. “Why haven’t you sent someone out yet?” he asked, feeling a stirring of anger in his belly.

“Well…” The huntress paused.

“What is it?” the dragonborn demanded.

“Don’t get snappish with me,” Aela barked. “The bandits who took Belethor left a note – for you.”

Surprise replaced the dragonborn’s irritation. Aela handed him a stained parchment. Ardbur stepped away and broke the seal.

Dragonborn,
We must express our deepest appreciation for your business relationship with Belethor’s General Goods. Truly, there is no better cache of weapons, armours, and trinkets in all of Skyrim. If you would like to continue to work with the Breton shopkeeper in the future, find us at Duskenvale Cave. Bring your weight in valuables, and we’ll consider Belethor a fair trade.

“Duskenvale,” Ardbur said. His jaw clenched.

Aela raised one eyebrow. “If they were smart, the bandits wouldn’t have left a note.”

Ardbur could only shake his head. “Considering their stupidity,” he growled, “it’s shocking they can even write.”

The huntress shot him a wolfish smile. “Want some company?”

“No,” the dragonborn replied. He threw the parchment to the ground. “I’ll deal with this.”

-*-*-*-*-*-*-

F!Nord/Ulfric+Stormcloaks

[(Anonymous)]

I'm requesting a female Nord (could be Dragonborn, NPC, or random OC)that sides with the Legion. The Stormcloaks manage to crush the Imperial forces and take Solitude (AND THE IRON THRONE! Oh wait...wrong fandom). Ulfric decides to make an example of her, to show what happens to Imperial sympathizers, and fucks her in front of his men. When he's finished, he passes her around to his loyal Stormcloaks and lets them have their way with her, as a token of his esteem as the new High King.

Dub-con is preferable, but straight non-con is ok.

Squicks are everything and anything done in the toilet.

Bonus Points:

One Stormcloak holds her and whispers dirty things in her ear while another has his way with her.

Range from rough to gentle sex to keep her guessing.

DP.

Hair pulling/spanking

Possible A!A here

[(Anonymous)]

I am greatly intrigued by this and feel like filling it, however it may take time, if that's alright with you?

crossover crack fic: Cicero & Moira Brown

[(Anonymous)]

"We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment/Except for the few we take home to experiment..." -Tom Lehrer

I love these two shrill, wacky, endlessly perky redheads. I don't care how you bring them together: wormhole, matter transporter made out of old vacuum cleaners and pressure cookers, AU!Moira as a medieval doctor, whatever. Moira has lamented her lack of horribly injured people to study, so I'd like to see them in a partnership whereby Cicero goes out and maims people and then hauls them back in to Moira for research.

I don't want it to be torture porn. I just want it to be darkly funny.

There doesn't need to be smut -- just wacky adventures -- but I wouldn't turn it down, either.

Bonus points:
-Cicero keeps getting carried away and killing people; Moira scolds him
-Cicero grumbles and complains about not being able to kill people
-Moira is terribly curious about mummification processes in the Night Mother; Cicero must constantly defend her coffin against desecration
-Cicero and Moira team up and pressure the poor, put-upon Listener to venture into increasingly more dangerous places for supplies and research
-Nazir on the point of nervous breakdown from the endless, relentless perkiness and giggling

...now I want to write this myself. Anyway, dive in! Thanks!

Re: crossover crack fic: Cicero & Moira Brown

[(Anonymous)]

Further bonus points:
-Moira rationalizing, in her own special way, about the morality of her experiments. "Well, as long as you people were going to kill them anyway..."
-"Oh, no, no, no, you silly goose! I told you I already have everything I need on stab wounds!"

Slavery in Skyrim (TW for non-con in prompt)

[(Anonymous)]

So I want to see a fic about a Skyrim where slavery is perfectly normal and there are slave markets in every large city. Naturally, there are those who oppose slavery and there are slaves who escape but on the whole slavery is very accepted. I want to see what your Dragonborn and their spouses or companions would do, or how you think the world of Skyrim would be affected by the addition of slavery.

Are certain races, such as the Argonians, unfairly targeted in the slave trade and are others highly prized?
Do the Companions keep slaves, are they hired to track down and return those who escaped?
Does the Thieves Guild work in trafficking them?
Does the College of Winterhold keep slaves or enchant special slave collars that prevent slaves who wear them from disobeying their masters?
Do the Imperials and the Stormcloaks have different ideas on what should be done with slaves?
Does your Dragonborn oppose or embrace the slave trade?
Do they hire some strapping young man to clean their house?
A burly brainwashed guard to take care of their enemies?
Some elegant, educated person to tutor their children?
And finally, because this is the kink meme, do they buy some pretty young thing to fuck senseless every night?

Tell me what you think would happen if the slave trade were legal in Skyrim. :)

Re: Slavery in Skyrim (TW for non-con in prompt)

[(Anonymous)]

I am really tempted to fill this. Does OP have a race/gender preference for the DB. Or would it be ok if the main character isn't the DB? Also, if you play the PC version are you aware that there is a mod that does most of what you described? I have it and even though it's still being worked on what I've played with so far does add more to the game.

Odahviing h/c and snuggling after Farengar's "experiment"

[(Anonymous)]

Dragon Snuggling Kink!

Odie is captured at Dragonsreach and Farengar comes to poke and prod. The DB finds him/herself defending the helpless dragon (gets rid of Farengar somehow, your choice how - killing is fine). It turns out Odie is injured somehow and the DB patches him up.

They talk and despite the circumstances, are soon buddies. Dragonsnuggles follow? I have always wanted to curl up under the wing of a sleepy dragon, best shelter ever. Cuddles time! Fluff, obviously, and crack if you prefer.

Sexing is also fine if you're so inclined. As long as its consensual and there's DRAGONCUDDLEs.

Re: Odahviing h/c and snuggling after Farengar's "experiment"

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded like wildfire!

You Witch!

[(Anonymous)]

So, I think most people have played through season unending.

What I would like is to see a Dragonborn(female, any race) be a bit of an Imperial sympathizer before this particular quest, who admires the general and his stratgems. She thinks of herself as the honorable sort and likewise of them.

What I would like is to see her become unhinged when the general brings Elenwen into the picture. It's a low blow, designed to hurt the enemy, and while she understands this(maybe even buys that it's supposed to help relations), it doesn't stop her from kicking the Thalmor out.

But! Not before Elenwen can give her an underhanded insult and some derision, which, being part dragon, causes the DB's blood to boil.

I want to see how this effects her stance on the war, her relationship with the Imperials, and possibly some Thalmor getting Fus Ro Dah'd off the mountain. Extra, extra, extra bonus points if she gleans some understanding of Ulfric and his intentions, maybe even igniting a little spark in her for the Jarl.

Go nuts!

Re: You Witch! Potential A!A

[(Anonymous)]

its been over a year since this has been prompted... But damn, I love this. I might just have to fill it; but I do have one or two fills before this one. But this will probably end up being in my queue. I want to write this so bad...

An Unwanted Pregnancy

[(Anonymous)]

So I want to see the F!DB being raped and getting pregnant from it and discovering that due to circumstances entirely up to the author, she cannot abort the pregnancy. How does she deal with this? How do her loved ones and friends deal with it? What does she do with her children? Do people view her as weak, do they say that she deserved it? Give me drama and angst my dear anons, and possibly a bit of smut to go with it. Smut is desired but not required.

Bonus points if this happened shortly before the game begins, and extra bonus points if she was impregnated by a supernatural creature such as a werewolf or a vampire. (I kind of have a huge knotting kink >.>)

Re: An Unwanted Pregnancy

[(Anonymous)]

Ooooh, this has the potential to be extremely interesting and intriguing with the right A!A on board.

I'll be in my bunk, awaiting this fill!

Farkas: And they say Romance is dead!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey folks, I'm not feeling well at all at all and would really appreciate someone writing me some really fluffy Farkas-Romance to cheer me up.

Don't care about gender but would like a human LI!. Doesn't even need to be a Dovahkiin.

I love the idea of a bashful or shy Farkas who has a terrible crush on someone... or the other way round, suits me as well, as long as it results in really cute, terribly awkward situations which eventually lead to fluff/love/romance/smut/anything at all. Oh, and extra points for Vilkas repeatedly facepalming at his dense brother and his LI! because they just don't get it.

Thanks in advance.

Enthusiastic A!A here!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm on this OP!

It'll probably only be two or three parts...hope that's alright!

I should be able to post it tonight :)

[(Anonymous)]

It was a pretty quiet day for the Dragonborn. She had emptied out a tomb already and was heading on her way into an off-the-beaten-path type of bandit camp when it happened.

Not just anything, that one crazy moment type thing where you question your health and decide to call it early and go sleep for a week.

Since she had cleared the camp out before she hadn't been expecting much, maybe a couple bandits standing in the way of her retrieving a tome inside the "boss chest" at the end of the camp.

What she wasn't expecting was a bandit, as soon as she walked around the corner getting out of their chair, pulling their large steel war-axe out and screaming a battle cry. When she pulled out her shield prepared for an impact she wasn't expecting the bandit to shoot off away from her and attack... a chicken.

The innocent little chicken had been sitting in its nest under the tiny shelter the bandits had built for it when it suddenly got a war axe through the face. After disposing of the bandit the Dragonborn decided she didn't need the spell tome THAT badly and left for the day, tentatively returning tomorrow where there are less crazy bandits.

For Teldryn Sero Fans... F!Dovahkiin+Teldryn Sero

[(Anonymous)]

For those who have played the Dragonborn instalment, you obviously know who this snarky but cool dude is. As for those who haven't... BY THE NINE HURRY UP AND PLAY IT!!!

Anyway for this prompt I want to see the Dragonborn becoming curious then obsessive over why Teldryn keeps his Chitian helmet on, despite being given better light amour helmets eg awesome Glass ones.
Either the hero finally had enough to ask (more like demands) the spells-swordsman to show her/him his face. OR (for more humour) attempts to pry off Teldryn's helmet during his sleep/when finishing up on a quest/in the middle of travelling together/whenever.
When the Dragonborn does see his face for the first time, s/he becomes maddenly attracted to him.

Blessings of Divines would be received if:
- Teldryn smugly asks his employer "Like what you see?" or something as arrogant, infuriating and embarrassing to the love-struck Dragonborn after revealing his face.
- If the Dovahkiin is a male, I would prefer him to be either a Altmer, Bosmer, Argonian or Khajiit. If female a Human or a Khajiit.
- There will be no dub/non-con in this. No twisted dirty kinks such as scat please.
- I want the climax of the story to be tastefully smutty as possible, which would then be accompanied with a fluffy or just a happy-chappy ending garnished with humour.

I would also love to see other fills with differing reactions of DB!characters to Teldryn's reveal, so don't be shy my fellow Skyrimmers. Post in as many fills as you like!~ ^^

Re: For Teldryn Sero Fans... F!Dovahkiin+Teldryn Sero

[(Anonymous)]

Nghghghhghhhh. Yes. I got b0ners for Teldryn's voice and couldn't tempt him to remove his helmet, so I ended up using the creation kit and modded his default outfit so I could perve on his delectable face. I may also have made him wear skimpy fur armor while I was at it. He's astonishingly attractive. Yes please to everything in this prompt.

captcha "ogsiddr clean" hahahahah no.

Crossover request - Amnesia the Dark Descent and Skyrim - DB!Daniel/Someone, maybe Ralof?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm playing Amnesia, in short intervals of 15 min before I (metaphorically) shit my pants and can't play any longer. Anyways, being the strange person that I am, Daniel's gasps and moans of terror when he sees weird shit and experiences sanity loss are a raging turn-on. His voice acting in the journal entries he discovers is kinda sexy too, a spry young adventurous Brit. Mmm.

So. I request a crossover in which Daniel is the DB. From this gorgeous fanart which has become my headcanon http : / / know your meme.com/ photos/ 173748 -amnesia-the -dark-descent (remove spaces to get proper URL) perhaps he could pass for Breton...

Daniel is a bit batty and maybe traumatised from his experiences in Castle Brennenburg. Whether he has his memories is up to the author. I would adore any kind of fill, even a couple paragraphs about him having to walk through the torture chamber at Helgen and freaking the fuck out from the smell (which triggers him into flashbacks?) and having to be dragged out by Hadvar or Ralof, who both being decent sorts, maybe give him some comforts once they get out of Helgen.

If you want to satiate my thirst for Daniel I am guessing he needs a badass warrior to journey with and provide fireside H/C. Daniel is not the warrior type, but is courageous and resourceful, and it would be quite in character for him to be a decent alchemist or stealth character.

TL;DR Traumatized!Daniel in Skyrim. Adventures and/or h/c ensue.

F!DB/LI, Can't Orgasm, H/C

[(Anonymous)]

There's plenty of stories on this forum where the female is having several mind-blowing orgasms in one go, but sometimes you just can't seem to reach that point no matter what you do.

I want to see a scenario like this where the DB is engaging in sex with her lover but is unable to reach completion. It isn't for lack of effort. They've never had this problem before as the LI is skilled enough. Could be for any reason; stress, a simple change in hormonal cycles, or maybe she was more tired than she thought. In any case, they finally give up.

Queue her lover being puzzled by it and now the DB has to convince him/her she doesn't mind.

Make it entirely sweet and fluffy or toss in some angst. Either one works.

Elves are preferred, but any race combination is welcome. The LI can be a man or woman, up to the A!A.

Re: F!DB/LI, Can't Orgasm, H/C

[(Anonymous)]

I adore this I would fill, but I'm swamped as it is D:

Please skm community? :D Please?

A question

[(Anonymous)]

I hope this is the right place for it, but I have a question regarding etiquette (I think that's the right word for it anyway).

Is it okay to fill more than once about the same DB? This seems like a dumb question and I almost don't know why I'm asking it lol, but just making sure.

Re: A question

[(Anonymous)]

It's fine, as long as your story fits the prompt and is consistent with any others you've written about the character. You can even ask the mods for a series tag to link them all in the archive. :)

F!DB/M!LI/M!Follower Pregnant DB is horny All. The. Time.

[(Anonymous)]

Horny pregnant Mama Dragonborn needs many orgasms to keep her happy. M!Spouse steps up. DB wears him out. M!Follower steps up while Spouse rests. There is much sexing and many orgasms and many, many different positions, and everybody wins.

Any race acceptable for DB and LIs.
Only squick is non-con.

Bonuses: Magic as a sex-enhancer.
Dwemer sex toys.
LIs get all the positions/blowjobs/etc they normally wouldn't ask for, she's THAT horny.

Go wild, Anons

F!DB/Brynjolf Mannequin

[(Anonymous)]

So, there I was perusing the Skyrim Mod Nexus and I see a lovely mod that turns the armor Mannequins into Brynjolf. After laughing for a few moments, I realized the potential.

Why does the Dragonborn have the mannequin in her home? Does she talk to it? Throw daggers/shoot arrows at it? Is it some kind of medieval sex doll?

And how does Brynjolf react if/when he finds out?

Go wild with this, please!

Re: F!DB/Brynjolf Mannequin

[(Anonymous)]

this would be amazing and hot! I hope someone would cater to your request!

F!DB / Ulfric Stormcloak

[(Anonymous)]

Helgen may have been the first place to see Ulfric, but his Palace in Windhelm is the first place you actually meet the guy, as in you can talk to him. The very first time you approach him there, he says "Only the foolish or courageous approach a jarl without summons.."

This makes me think that Ulfric thinks very highly of himself and feels he is above most everyone else and that he would reprimand / punish someone with the nerve to even look at him the wrong way. Intimidating as he is (with an even more intimidating yummy housecarl to boot!) no one would ever dare... untill the DB came along and sashayed right into our high and mighty beloved Jarl's personal space.

Go where you want with this, does she get reprimanded? arrested? punished? Or does she get away with it? Will there be romance?

Bonus points for:
- Female DB of any human race;
- Use of Ulfric's "only the foolish" line mentioned above;
- Dominant Ulfric.

Likes:
- Either non-con or dub-con if the DB is reprimanded, con if she gets away with getting in the Jarl's personal space.
- Dominant Ulfric, stubborn DB trying to gain the upperhand and failing
- Amused Galmar if the DB gets away with getting in the Jarl's personal space.

Dislikes:
- Anything belonging in the bathroom.

Re: F!DB / Ulfric Stormcloak

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded for dom!Ulfric.

Aicantar+FemaleOC!Adventurer

[(Anonymous)]

Calcelmo has instructed his nephew to retrieve more Dwemer artifacts around the snow tundras of the Pale. Since his last venturing had been ruined by a Falmar attack Aicantar goes off in search for an experienced adventurer to tag along with him for security & assurance of safety.
He comes across an optimistic, young female adventurer who is interested in exploring a Dwemer ruin. Aicantar is doubtful of her inexperience but invites her for the sake of preserving gold/money value.
During their adventuring the two begin to grow in understanding of each other, which eventually leads to complete smuttiness.

Bonus Dibella Love if-
~ The adventurer is a "don't fuck with me" independant, dominate Nord or Imperial; with whom the Altmer has constant arguments with during their exploration.
~ The two have sex after a thrilling battle with either a bunch of Falmor or an avalanche of Dwemer Guardians.
~ Aicantar unsuccessfully tries to lower the price rate with the mercenary at the Silver Blood Inn, leading to blunt rejection along the lines of "piss off stingy elf!"
~ I want the human to have never had sexual experience with elves, then becomes quite addictive to elf penises, demanding from Aicantar to "Fill me with your Elven cum!" while she rides him.

Re: Aicantar+FemaleOC!Adventurer

[(Anonymous)]

~ I want Aicantar's penis to have a thick, bulbous head that drives the adventurer mad with desire (causing multiply orgasms for her).

Displeasures of Sithis:
~ Scat and other disgusting fetishes.

Ria/DB

[(Anonymous)]

I just want to see more Ria on this meme. My only squicks are noncon and scat/watersports.

Re: Ria/DB

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded. The meme needs more Ria

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, this is excellent.

Misfire: Shopping

[(Anonymous)]

"Will that be all this week, Madam?" the tailor asked. Nibenor held up the dress delightedly as she stacked the boxes of shoes on top of each other.

"Yes, this is excellent," she purred.

Now to return home to Alerion and spend a few hours with him before Bolli came home...

M/M or M/F cuddling and fluff

[(Anonymous)]

Dovahkiin needs a hug. Dovahkiin is not especially tactile outside the bedroom so does not recognise their own need. Dovahkiin's spouse or love interest does. Thus the spouse runs around after DB trying to hug them, and eventually has to fib and tell Dragonborn that *they* (the spouse) needs a hug. Dragonborn agrees. And there is much hugging and rejoicing.

Bonus Points: Spouse is also not normally a hugging person.
Ordinary hugs lead to a "Special" kind of hug done without any clothes.

Please? Nonny is having the worst day and needs fluffy shenanigans.

Fluffy little miniscule-fill

[(Anonymous)]

(please smile! I'm writing this little thing on the fly to try and make you a little happier~)


Argis could tell his Thane--err, lover, he was having trouble getting used to that--was having the worst kind of day. There were clothes flying, pots banging, and hair being pulled. He couldn't be sure, but there might be a shattered Soul Gem somewhere in the vicinity of his old room, too.

"Where is it--ooohh, when I catch that rat I'm going to skin him alive I swear..."

"Umm, my Thane? Is everyth--"

"Argis, I told you to stop calling me that! How many times will I say this? It's really uncomfortable to be bowed to by someone I'm shagging--no wait, someone who's shagging me, err... Oh for the love of Talos! Where in Nirn is that dammed thing!"

Argis blushed, a rarity in and of itself, although it seemed his lover (not simply Thane!) Drake was intent on contesting its 'rare' status. Well, at least it was only his Nord who ever saw the cute little flush, and no one else. That thought led to thinking about Drake's flushes, and how he turned red all the way down to--okay, snap out of it Argis, you need to figure out what he needs and stop him from destroying Vlindrel Hall. That would certainly be a feat, considering it was Dwemer-made. "What exactly are you looking for and for whom?"

The answer he got was interspersed with clangs, though why Drake was looking through their cookware was a mystery. "I'm looking for those thrice-dammed dragon scales we picked up yesterday! Ghorza said she'd have time today to do a special order for me, that she could make a helm out of them!"

Argis wanted to ask why he thought the scales would be in with the food. "Drake, do you need a hug?"

"No!" a particularly vicious bang punctuated it--Argis thought it might be from an axe, but he still couldn't tell as he was in the main room. "What I need is to find those scales and then skin that idiot!"

"Who are you skinning? And why?" He felt like he'd missed something. It was certainly possible; his blonde-haired lover flitted between thoughts more quickly than a butterfly sometimes. He also knew Drake needed a hug. And those scales, preferably before he started spewing fire. Argis took a deep breath, itching to put on armor to face the dragon in the room over but knowing that wouldn't help.

"Argis, can you look over in the--mmph!" There, that was better. He pulled his lover in close, pinning down the flailing arms and cradling Drake in his own arms. He was always gentle, even though they were about equally muscular and the Dragonborn was certainly not fragile. After half a minute, he let Drake breathe, but didn't let go.

"Is that better? I told you you needed a hug."

Drake scoffed. "No you didn't. You asked me if I needed one."

"Details."

"Can you let me go now? I still need to find those scales! If I don't, Ghorza will start working on something else and then--"

"It'll keep," Argis told him matter-of-factly. "Why is this helm so important?"

Drake pouted. "It was supposed to be a surprise for you, because your steel one is pretty dented and that Hagraven almost took your head off last week. I can't have you unprotected!"

That was certainly a noble cause, Argis mused, but his lover was beating himself up over a pile of dusty scales (which he happened to know were in the Alchemy room) and not paying enough attention to them/I>. Well, that was easily fixed.

"I think I'll be fine."

"No you won't! I hated seeing that last week, and it won't--ahhhh, haa-happen! Oh Gods, Argis, don't stop!"

He smirked. This was always a good way to shut Drake up. Those scales would keep, and the keeping Argis had in mind didn't involve Hagravens or dragons or anything more dangerous than too many orgasms.

Hmm... Is that actually dangerous?


(I just now realized what I named my DB. o.o My Bosmer Laila is much more developed than this character. Anyway, enjoy, and be happy~!)

Ulfric and Politics

[(Anonymous)]

So I read somewhere that the Upper Class Bretons of High Rock are incredibly pre-revolution French.

My Oblivion CoC was a female Breton, and I imagine that her closeness to the Emperor Martin brought about a lot of gossip about the paternity of her children. When the Mede's took over, and the CoC disappearing to become Sheogorath, CoC's kids just fell into obscurity during the confusion, mostly for their own protection. This then led to just about every noble family in High Rock claiming that they had some sort of familial connection to CoC. The new Emperor mainly ignored it, as it was mostly courtly intrigue and not one person who claimed some relation could be proved to be a Dragonborn.

So when Skyrim came along, my headcanon for my Breton DB was that she was fleeing from Daggerfall after it was confirmed that she is the last remaining direct descendant of my Oblivion's CoC. This news being right at the lowest level of popularity for the Titus II's rule.

Naturally, when she then discovers she's the DB, in the eyes of some who know her lineage it confirms that she's the rightful Septim heir etc - she believes that the Emperor will want her dead.

For the prompt, I'd like to see Ulfric getting wind of all of the above, and using it to his advantage, seeing her coming to Skyrim and training with the Greybeards etc as the beginning of the same path that Talos walked down - ending in her reuniting the Empire and ultimately defeating the Thalmor.
(This wouldn't conflict with Skyrim's separation from the current Empire, since Ulfric could believe that once Skyrim is independent its time to 'liberate' the rest of the empire)


Bonus points:
For a DB who believes that she has to join the Stormcloaks, since the Imperials would simply have her murdered - and this view is actively encouraged by Ulfric and his men.
DB isn't actually related to to Martin Septim, but instead CoC's lover was a member of the Blades (maybe Barus?). Titus II knows this, and isn't concerned about her existence (unlike his advisors) until she joins the Stormcloaks.
Seductions! OP would adore Ulfric to seduce the DB in a rather intense and smouldering like manner - whether Ulfric is doing it because he is attracted to DB or is doing it for more control over her is up to you.
A politically naive and trusting DB, maybe someone who is more interested in being a warrior and/or scholar and doesn't have much experience with court.


I'm not bothered if she winds up following in Talo's footsteps or carving out her own destiny and not creating an Empire, its mostly Ulfric's behaviour around her after he know's who she is that I'm interested in.

I hope this makes sense! I know its also a really long prompt and quite specific so to anyone who wants to write it you'd have my eternal love!

Re: Ulfric and Politics

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!

Shopkeeper/DB

[(Anonymous)]

Simple enough. I want a Dragonborn of any race and gender bent over the store counter by any shopkeeper and taken from behind. I'd prefer it's consensual, but anything else is fair game. Have fun!

Re: Shopkeeper/DB

[(Anonymous)]

Revyn and that shopkeeper in winterhold seem mighty lonely ;)