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I'd love something where a lady Dragonborn gets Mjoll to ditch Aerin for a tour of a ruin of some kind (or your difficult situation of choice). I wouldn't be upset if some hurt/comfort or Aerin jealousy got in there, either.

Bonus points for an Altmer DB.

So the Dragonborn saves the world and all of that, but what happened afterwards? What are they up to twenty, thirty or forty years later? Did they get married? Are they still married? Are they a grizzled wanderer still righting wrongs, or did they settle down and now have twenty grandchildren? Are they a grizzled wanderer who goes home to twenty grandchildren? Are they still in charge of their faction?

I'll take anything - any race, any pairing or none. Make it funny, fluffy, angsty or utterly heartbreaking. Smut is also welcome; silver foxes/vixens can apply here. Just wanna see what some DBs are up to when they've got a few wrinkles and grey hairs.

No noncon/dubcon/bathroom stuff please.

So, according to some in-game lore, the werebear is apparently the most numerous kind of lycanthrope in Skyrim. Alas, we didn't get to see it and it looks like it's above modding skills.

Requesting a fill with a Dragonborn who sometime prior to joining the Companions became a werebear and is using the Ring of Hircine to both control his/her transformations, and any kind of conflict this brings during the Circle initiation, namely the DB being fine with being a bear. Admittingly would prefer M/F with a male Dragonborn and Aela since she's the one that's really devoted to staring a werewolf. Could go for fluff or mating season, no squicks beyond watersports and scat. Rough sex in particular would be great.

Any takers?

In the fewest of words, crack literally ensues.

Elaborating a bit, our favorite hero is perfecting their alchemy through the wonderful process of "eat ingredient to learn effect." Unfortunately--or maybe fortunately--they have an unexpectedly bizarre and ridiculous reaction to something, which results in what I'm sure will be hilarious to read about.

Bonus points if it involves the Thieves Guild, a spouse, the Dark Brotherhood, Teldryn Sero, or any dragon ally (Paarthurnax, Odahviing, Durnehviir, etc.). Extra points for a female Breton DB.

If you somehow use all of them, you are some kind of divine made flesh.

Esbern is a really nice old dude who's had it rough. Living in the Ratway, chased by Thalmor, trying to be the only sane man in a room full of lunatics during the peace treaty and the only thing he has to show for it most of the time is to end up in Sky Haven Temple alone with Delphine after the Dragonborn tells both of them to fuck off after being commanded to kill Paarthurnax.

I'd like to see Esbern get some loving, especially in the form of a blow job. It doesn't matter if the DB is pro or anti-Blades, if the Haven if full of initiates or not. Any race or gender is fine, but I tend to favor humans and females. OC or NPCs are welcome. A possible option is a Dibellan priestess has been hired to give the old man some worship of Dibella time.

Bonuses: Blowjob, age difference, Esbern being very pleasantly surprised by this turn of events. I'm looking for something light and fluffy while Esbern gets to bust his nut.

Squicks are non-con and anything bathroom related. Not looking for anything bondage related for this fill.

This Anon wants to go old school - porn without penetration. Maybe it's F!DB's time of the lunar cycle, she might have the proverbial headache or she's recovering from injuries, or just plain doesn't want to be penetrated because that's just how she feels tonight.

But she loves her man and he loves her, and so there is touching. Lots and lots of touching. I want a fic that's pure foreplay, Anons. I want much kissing, stroking and/or scratching, hair tugging (come on, these Nords have such fucktuggable hair, I need to see hair!love in here!), cuddling, fingering, frottage, hand jobs, blow jobs... Orgasms aplenty, please, good Anons, and lots and lots of intimacy.

All races are acceptable for either DB or LI, I would prefer a het ship, but I'm happy to get M/M slash fic, if that floats your boat. Apologies to those who enjoy, but femslash really not my thing.
Dub!Con and Non!Con are my squicks.

Pretty please, Anons?

So I have a bit of an odd request

I have seen prompts where a werewolf or some other creature tops a human, but I don't think I've seen one where the human tops the creature and I really like to see that.

I'll take any relationship and my only no go is bathroom stuff

Okay, my birthday is February 17 and I want some male, don't care who to get fed up with Farengar's attitude and teach him a "lesson". I would prefer sex, obviously but feel free to go wild.
kinks; light bondage
i don't like; non-con, blood-play, bathroom stuff

Cicero wants the Listener all to himself, but he runs into a problem; the listener is a virgin and Cicero's flirtations go right over his head. So our favorite Keeper decides to just skip to the sex and court his Listener later.

Bonuses
mild bondage
in wilderness (not in camp or bedroom)
Cicero gets possessive and/or controlling of Listener

No-Nos
bloodplay
bathroom stuff

So, i've really only seen this in fics a couple times. But i'd like for someone to flesh out how the DB (and his/her companion if they bring one along)react to finding Word Walls and then subsequently absorbing the power. Do they enjoy it? Hate it? Go into some kind of a temporary trance like state? How does the companion feel about this?

DB can be any race or gender but bonus points for a non-human DB (especially elves, just because their system of beliefs is just so different from the Nordic tales.)

Double bonus points if the followers reaction is not a favorable one right off the bat. (Maybe they're scared of the power? Jealous?)

Follower can be whoever you like as well.

Oh, and triple bonus points if the DB ends up talking to one of the dragons about their experiences with Word Walls. (whether or not they drag their companion along for that is up to you.)

I am new to the kink-meme thing, but from what I understand, anyone can make a request (I think?) so I will go ahead and make one.

I want to see a female Dragonborn (a Nord is best) with Borgakh the Steel Heart (although I wouldn't mind if you substitute another female orc NPC). I imagine they are married, and their sex involves a lot of... wrestling. Like, rolling around on the floor, hair-pulling, pinning-each-other-down rough sex.

My squicks are noncon, scat/watersports, and guro. So, when I say "rough" it's NOT rough enough to draw blood.

I can't believe there's no fills or even prompts slashing the only two Khajiit followers, both of whom are just so yummy. Just have them meet somehow: maybe a Dragonborn takes them both as followers, or J'zargo goes out by himself and finds the caravan, whatever. Hooking up ensues. And knowing J'zargo, probably banter.

Squicks are non-con, dub-con, blood, bathroom stuff.

To address That One Issue with male Khajiit: barbs, no barbs, whichever way you want it. I've fudged that bit of lore myself.

It's always annoyed me that you can't backstab the Thieves Guild, the way Mercer can. And that, despite the fact it's the THIEVE'S Guild, the way to defeating Mercer is pretty straightforward.

I would like to see a thief (male or female) who is ridiculously charming, who relies on their Speech/Charm skills; a con-artist kind of character. Deep down of course, they are a greedy, sociopathic ne'er-do-well who sides with the Thieves Guild only because it serves their interests.

After Mercer's betrayal, the chance to get both the eyes and the key is an opportunity they don't want to pass up. They seduce then screw over Brynjolf: literally. Then they seduce then screw over Mercer: Literally (as in he's so arrogant it wouldn't even cross his mind that a thief was pulling rookie tricks on him). Then, F!/M!Thief escape across the border with the Eyes, the skeleton key and anything in the cistern/riftweald manor that wasn't nailed down. They look forward to spending the rest of their days alone whilst surrounded by enormous piles of money.

(Possibly?) Mercer Frey comes after them. No one screws over Mercer Frey! Cue screwing.

Long prompt is long. Hopefully, there's enough empty gaps to work with ;P

Anything goes really, I just love me some Vilkas.

Bonus points for Breton and Size kink though.

I want Badassery on a cracky scale. Does the DB punch dragons with his/her fists? Does DB ride dragons into town? Wrestle giants? Keep werewolves as pets?

Go with it, make it as stupid and/or Mary Sue as possible. I just want a good laugh.

There's some serious lack of Aela love here. Please, I need some smut or fluff or both, whatever, with these two. I just love Aela so much, she's so hot and those silver eyes....

I don't really care for Dragonborn's race and I want female Dragonborn of course..... I just want a really good ol' femslash story with Aela!

Please. :(

Inspired by a combination of many wonderful Ulfric prompts out there, but what I write seems to not quite fit perfectly any one in particular so…Self-prompt: An Imperial Dragonborn has sided with the Empire, but loses the battle of Solitude. She is a powerful enemy, even in defeat, and has many allies in Skyrim. Not to mention, Alduin yet lives. What is Ulfric to do with her? Angst, hatesex, and possible dubcon. Also a bit of altering canon events and timeline. Concrit welcome, please.

Title inspired by Eliot: “When death, the great reconciler, has come, it is never our tenderness that we repent of, but our severity.”

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Ulfric lounged on the throne of the Blue Palace with the same indolent sprawl many were accustomed to see in the Palace of Kings. Yet despite his outward appearance of calm, he felt his heart beat against his chest in a rapid staccato of betraying excitement.

With Solitude won, the throne of Skyrim was as much as his. The Imperials, cloying to their Thalmor, would be pushed out of his land like the festering cyst they represented.

All but one.

She was his.

His hand clenched on the armrest of the throne, chipped nails scraping into wood in impatience as he waited for his men to bring her before him. He gingerly moved his mouth, feeling the sharp pain that receded to a dull throb only when he kept it still.

He had refused to allow his split lip and swollen jaw to be healed by any potion or spell.

She had marked him so, in the final moments of the battle before his men had claimed the city. Before he had called upon his long dormant Thu-um to send her sprawling to the blood-soaked ground, a look of startled surprise in her wide, green eyes.

He liked it, this reminder of her rebellion, as it was also a reminder of her defeat. He wanted her to see it, to be confronted with the evidence of her failed fury upon him.

He wanted her to look upon him and know that he had not forgotten, that she would pay the price for it.

He heard the approach of soldiers, and looked up to see a woman standing between them, head bowed, whether in humility or shyness he did not know, nor care. A mass of dark mahogany curls tumbled in disarray around her shoulders. She wore nothing except a threadbare tunic that barely reached her knees, old and full of mended stitchings, but seemingly clean. She was so small the top of her head barely reached the shoulders of his guards.

He did not know her, and was not concerned at whatever claim or grievance she brought before the throne. He knew the responsibilities of the city were his to govern in the immediate aftermath of the battle, but at the moment he could only growl in frustration, unhappy to be delayed from his desired purpose.

At the low rumbling of angry sound - at the very same moment when he noticed that her hands were bound behind her - the woman picked up her head, her sharp emerald eyes narrowed to glittering slits of hate and malice.

The recognition was instant, he felt it hit him hard and mean, in his gut. And lower, heat curled in his loins, as if his body felt deeper kinship with her than his mind.

Her did know her, but not like this. He knew her in sweat-matted hair tightly braided against her scalp, on the rare occasion he had seen her without a helmet. He had thought it as black as pitch, always slicked with sweat and dirt and oils of travels. He had not known her to have quite so much of it, falling in thick, glossy waves past her shoulders.

He knew her in spattered, well-worn armor, also covered in blood and dirt. He did not know these lush curves exposed by the thin, clinging fabric, putting in the mind of man the desire to see such bounty exposed to gaze and roaming hand, to feel her ripe, soft heat cushion his own hardened weight.

But her eyes, these he did know. The deep green of emerald, framed by a thick fringe of dark lashes, flashing with familiar rebellion.

With disgust.

They narrowed at him now, as she caught him gaping like an untried boy.

The DB is a small woman (preferably Imperial) who has no qualms about bossing around men much bigger than her.
Farkas finds that he really likes this. Really likes it. I want smut and giggles galore (maybe Vilkas realises his brother likes her and teases him mercilessly)

BONUS if she gets him to masturbate in front of her.

If anyone decides to write this, I will love them forever!

A warrior, preferably a male, is warned not to fight any Giants for about three weeks. However, he ignores this advice only to stumble across a male Giant. Turns out it's giant mating season and he soon finds himself enjoying the giant's attentions.
also, I don't much mind what race, so long as it isn't an orc, argonian, or khajiit. These three races are awesome, just not what I'm wanting right now.

Im a little peeved about how this place doesnt have much Khajiit on man/mer. So this is what Im looking for-

Would be very appreciative of this being a Male khajiit on female khajiit, but you can go wild as long as this stays a M/F thing with a khajiit as either gender. Any scenario is good as long as it stays away from the whole scat/yellow shower thing. I Would also prefer orcs and argonians stay away from this, but its not required.

Here is an inspiration scenario- The dragonborn (preferably any race except orc or argonian)comes home after some huge quest to a very horny spouse who wants to give him/her some "stress relief"

So, Festus may have killed his wife over the temperature of his bath water. I want to see this happen, Anons! And since it's Festus, it has to be insane and awesome. You can play this for comedy or drama - however you like. You can do whatever you like. I just want your take on Festus' marital...issue.

Basically, Farengar's sexual frustrations get out of hand (I'm thinking a sort of sequel to "Dovahsexual", doesn't have to be by the same anon, but DovahsexualAnon, you were amazing) and the Dragonsreach crew (namely Proventus, Irileth and Hrongar, I don't mind Balgruuf getting in on this but anon really wants to see some shenanigans regarding the former three) decide once and for all that he needs to get laid. So who do they conspire to set him up with? The Thane, of course, who he's been eyeing for the longest time. How do they do it? Does it work out? Do they manage to keep it under the table well enough so that our snarky Nord mage doesn't suspect?

Regarding the Dragonborn, any and all genders/races are acceptable, and shenanigans are a must. As for squicks and preferred kinks, go crazy, please, but not too crazy. No blood/bathroom stuff, please and thank you. :)

This anon's heartwarming proposal of dead spiders and package delivery to Sylgja was rudely interrupted by a dragon landing in the middle of Shor's Stone breathing fire all over the DB.

While everyone survived, there's definitely potential for hilarity in this scenario.

Anon can choose DB and spouse. I'd just like an "oh shit, what have I gotten myself into-moment" right after the proposal.

Bonus if it's as cracktastic as possible. i.e. Hired Thugs, Dragons, Daedric Princes, etc.

I'd like to see a female dragonborn being dominated by a male antagonist. I only ask that it is dark, intense, and very erotic. Would love to a fairly serious, strong willed dragonborn unravel completely at the hands of the male character.

(For a "male antagonist" I would suggest someone like Ancano or Mercer Frey -- however so long as the male character in question has a reasonably hostile relationship with the dragonborn, that would work perfectly fine.)

Kinks
- Anal
- Teasing/intense build up/come on command
- Titfucking

Squicks
- Death
- Scat

Bonus if both characters secretly harbor a strong attraction for the other -- possibly even affection -- but are too busy hating each other to acknowledge it. Would love to see random acts of tenderness in between brutality.

So it kind of irks me that even though you can adopt kids with Hearthfire, Aventus isn't one of them. Especially because it's obvious to me that he's pretty freaking set on becoming an assassin. Except he's not going to get in just by sitting around in his house.

So, I want a character (doesn't necessarily have to be the Dragonborn). To recognize his enthusiasm so to speak and take Aventus under his/her wing as a protege. Ideally i'd really like if A!A wrote about the Listener taking Aventus to observe a kill. Or the Listener observing him take his first kill.

Bonus points if the Listener is also head of the Thieves Guild (and they are aware of his/her status as Listener).

Double bonus if he/she leaves Aventus with the thieves from time to time and he picks up some skills from them.

Triple Bonus points if the Listener is a werewolf or vampire and offers to turn Aventus when he gets older.

You may have my babies if the Listener is also a follower of Namira and celebrates a kill by eating his/her targets body and offers a piece to Aventus as a sign of a bond.

I may eventually do a self fill of this. But i'd really like to see other peoples interpretations of it as well.

F!DB/Mjoll - adventure time

Dragonborn the Silver/Golden Years

Werebear!DB/Circle member

Alchemist!DB - "The Learning Process"

Esbern needs loving too

F!DB/M!LI The Joy of Touch

Reverse Bestiality

Gimme some Farengar m/m slash